Musical Turkey Riddle
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The Turkey Crossing The Road
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1. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
2. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a ghost? A poultrygeist!
3. Why did the turkey go to school? To get better grades in drumstick!
4. What do you call a turkey that's always on the phone? A gobblen chatterbox!
5. Why did the turkey join a gym? To work on his drumsticks!
6. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
7. Why did the turkey join the circus? To show off his gobbling skills!
8. What do you call a turkey that's addicted to pickles? A gherkin turkey!
9. Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend? She was always chasing gobblers!
10. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a crocodile? A gobbligator!
11. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the gobble-lo-round!
12. What do you call a turkey that's become a doctor? A gobblesurgeon!
13. Why did the turkey get married? He couldn't find his wishbone!
14. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!
15. Why did the turkey go to the casino? To play gobble roulette!
16. What do you call a turkey that's always talking about politics? A gobblehead!
17. Why did the turkey visit the dentist? To get his teeth cleaned for Thanksgiving!
18. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a snowman? A gobbleman!
19. Why did the turkey get a job as a cashier? Because he was always counting his chickens!
20. What do you call a turkey that's always telling jokes? A gobbledygook!
21. Why did the turkey go to the disco? To shake his tail feathers!
22. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a skunk? A stinky gobbler!
23. Why did the turkey go to school to become a chef? His cooking was always a little fowl!
24. What do you call a turkey that's a professional athlete? A gobbleganger!
25. Why did the turkey join the military? To fight for the right to gobble!
26. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a lion? A turkey that's king of the coop!
27. Why did the turkey join a rock band? To drum up some interest in his music!
28. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a sheep? A gobble-baa-doo!
29. Why did the turkey buy a new phone? So he could call in sick on Black Friday!
30. What do you call a turkey that's always meditating? A gobble-om!
31. Why did the turkey join a boy band? To become a gobble pop star!
32. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kangaroo? A gobble-roo!
33. Why did the turkey go on a diet? He had too much stuffing!
34. What do you call a turkey that can play an instrument? A gobble-rocker!
35. Why did the turkey join a poetry club? To express himself in gobblery!
36. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a frog? A gobble-leap!
37. Why did the turkey go to Broadway? To star in the turkey-tacular!
38. What do you call a turkey that's always nervous? A gobble-worry!
39. Why did the turkey join a karate dojo? To learn how to gobble chop!
40. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a monkey? A gobble monkey!
41. Why did the turkey start a business? To drum up some business for Thanksgiving!
42. What do you call a turkey that's a computer whiz? A gobble-geek!
43. Why did the turkey go to the beauty salon? To get his feathers done for the big day!
44. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a bee? A gobble-bee!
45. Why did the turkey join a dance troupe? To break out his gobble moves!
46. What do you call a turkey that's always in trouble? A gobblen delinquent!
47. Why did the turkey go to the beach? To soak up some sun before gobble day!
48. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A gobble-o-turtle!
49. Why did the turkey start a fashion line? So he could strut his stuff on the runway!
50. What do you call a turkey that's always causing drama? A gobble queen!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
2. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a ghost? A poultrygeist!
3. Why did the turkey go to school? To get better grades in drumstick!
4. What do you call a turkey that's always on the phone? A gobblen chatterbox!
5. Why did the turkey join a gym? To work on his drumsticks!
6. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
7. Why did the turkey join the circus? To show off his gobbling skills!
8. What do you call a turkey that's addicted to pickles? A gherkin turkey!
9. Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend? She was always chasing gobblers!
10. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a crocodile? A gobbligator!
11. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the gobble-lo-round!
12. What do you call a turkey that's become a doctor? A gobblesurgeon!
13. Why did the turkey get married? He couldn't find his wishbone!
14. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!
15. Why did the turkey go to the casino? To play gobble roulette!
16. What do you call a turkey that's always talking about politics? A gobblehead!
17. Why did the turkey visit the dentist? To get his teeth cleaned for Thanksgiving!
18. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a snowman? A gobbleman!
19. Why did the turkey get a job as a cashier? Because he was always counting his chickens!
20. What do you call a turkey that's always telling jokes? A gobbledygook!
21. Why did the turkey go to the disco? To shake his tail feathers!
22. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a skunk? A stinky gobbler!
23. Why did the turkey go to school to become a chef? His cooking was always a little fowl!
24. What do you call a turkey that's a professional athlete? A gobbleganger!
25. Why did the turkey join the military? To fight for the right to gobble!
26. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a lion? A turkey that's king of the coop!
27. Why did the turkey join a rock band? To drum up some interest in his music!
28. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a sheep? A gobble-baa-doo!
29. Why did the turkey buy a new phone? So he could call in sick on Black Friday!
30. What do you call a turkey that's always meditating? A gobble-om!
31. Why did the turkey join a boy band? To become a gobble pop star!
32. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kangaroo? A gobble-roo!
33. Why did the turkey go on a diet? He had too much stuffing!
34. What do you call a turkey that can play an instrument? A gobble-rocker!
35. Why did the turkey join a poetry club? To express himself in gobblery!
36. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a frog? A gobble-leap!
37. Why did the turkey go to Broadway? To star in the turkey-tacular!
38. What do you call a turkey that's always nervous? A gobble-worry!
39. Why did the turkey join a karate dojo? To learn how to gobble chop!
40. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a monkey? A gobble monkey!
41. Why did the turkey start a business? To drum up some business for Thanksgiving!
42. What do you call a turkey that's a computer whiz? A gobble-geek!
43. Why did the turkey go to the beauty salon? To get his feathers done for the big day!
44. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a bee? A gobble-bee!
45. Why did the turkey join a dance troupe? To break out his gobble moves!
46. What do you call a turkey that's always in trouble? A gobblen delinquent!
47. Why did the turkey go to the beach? To soak up some sun before gobble day!
48. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A gobble-o-turtle!
49. Why did the turkey start a fashion line? So he could strut his stuff on the runway!
50. What do you call a turkey that's always causing drama? A gobble queen!