VACATION RIDDLES

Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?

What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?

Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?

Where does a brain go on vacation?

Where do pepperonis go on vacation?

Where do fat cows go on vacation?

Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?

I am a certain type of land mass
My climate can be tropical, or ice cold
With water surrounding me
You might come to me for vacation
An examples Hawaii
What am I?

Why dont mummies take vacations?

I am a certain type of land mass
With water surrounding me
You might come to me for vacation
An examples Hawaii.

Where am I?

Where do crayons go on vacation?

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1. Why did the beach go on vacation? To get some sandy tan-queray!

2. Why did the travelers go to Disney World? Because they wanted to see the Minnie-mouse!

3. Why did the snowman go on vacation to Hawaii? He wanted to chai-lax and catch some sun-rays!

4. Why did the tourist go to Japan? To see the Mount Fuji-ture!

5. Why did the adventurer go to Egypt? To tutankha-mun in the pyramids!

6. Why did the bear go on vacation to the Arctic? To get some polar-beary ice cream!

7. Why did the nomads go on a safari? To cheetah on their diets!

8. Why did the athlete go on vacation to the Amazon? To jungle-rig up his fitness routine!

9. Why did the party animal go to Saint-Tropez? To see the par-tay-sians!

10. Why did the skeleton go on vacation to the Bahamas? To bone up on his relaxation!

11. Why did the bird go on vacation to the Bahamas? She wanted to peli-can-dle in the sun!

12. Why did the farmer go on a Caribbean cruise? He wanted to sea-potatoes!

13. Why did the artist go on vacation to Rio? For inspiration and brush-strokes of genius!

14. Why did the banker go on a beach vacation? He wanted to relax on cash-tle sands!

15. Why did the ghost go on a spooky vacation? To boo-get away from it all!

16. Why did the gamer go on vacation to Las Vegas? To level up his luck and roll the dice!

17. Why did the math teacher go on vacation to Greece? To get some geometrical rest and relaxation!

18. Why did the comedian go on vacation to Hawaii? For the punchlines and mai-tai-drinks!

19. Why did the astronaut go on a space vacation? To planet-ize his mind and soul!

20. Why did the lawyer go on vacation to Paris? To law-ver the city of love!

21. Why did the hipster go on vacation to Portland? To enjoy vintage sunsets and artisanal coffee!

22. Why did the chef go on vacation to Thailand? To spice up his taste buds with Thai cuisine!

23. Why did the architect go on vacation to Dubai? To marvel at the skyscrapers and design inspiration!

24. Why did the pet lover go on vacation to Hawaii? To see the woof and meowl of the ocean waves!

25. Why did the DJ go on vacation to Ibiza? To drop some beats and party in the sun!

26. Why did the historian go on vacation to Rome? To learn about the ancient past and throw coins in the fountain!

27. Why did the magician go on vacation to Las Vegas? To practice his sleight of hand and abracadabra!

28. Why did the surfer go on vacation to Hawaii? To catch some gnarly waves and hang ten!

29. Why did the scientist go on vacation to Antarctica? To conduct research on the cold, hard facts!

30. Why did the singer go on vacation to Nashville? To find inspiration and write some sweet melodies!

31. Why did the fashionista go on vacation to Milan? To shop for fashion and strut her stuff!

32. Why did the wine enthusiast go on vacation to Napa Valley? To sip some fine wine and raise a glass!

33. Why did the astronaut go on vacation to Mars? To explore the final frontier and boldly go where no one has gone before!

34. Why did the movie buff go on vacation to Hollywood? To see the stars and walk the red carpet!

35. Why did the historian go on vacation to Jerusalem? To learn about the ancient stories and follow in the footsteps of history!

36. Why did the makeup artist go on vacation to Paris? To learn about beauty and fashion in the City of Light!

37. Why did the photographer go on vacation to Yosemite? To capture the natural beauty and snap some stunning shots!

38. Why did the fitness enthusiast go on vacation to Costa Rica? To hike, surf, and zip-line her way to health and happiness!

39. Why did the teacher go on vacation to London? To take a break from the classroom and see some Big Ben-efits!

40. Why did the environmentalist go on vacation to Costa Rica? To see the biodiversity and eco-tourism!

41. Why did the writer go on vacation to Paris? To find inspiration and pen some poetic prose!

42. Why did the thrill-seeker go on vacation to New Zealand? To bungee-jump, skydive, and raft his way to adventure!

43. Why did the pastry chef go on vacation to Paris? To taste the sweet life and bake some delicious croissants!

44. Why did the musician go on vacation to New Orleans? To soak up the jazz and blues scene!

45. Why did the art lover go on vacation to New York? To see the galleries and museums and appreciate the urban canvas!

46. Why did the adventurer go on vacation to Peru? To hike the Inca Trail and explore the ancient ruins!

47. Why did the gardener go on vacation to Hawaii? To see the beauty of tropical gardens and take in the fragrance of plumeria!

48. Why did the book lover go on vacation to Oxford? To see the libraries and literary landmarks of the city of dreaming spires!

49. Why did the wine connoisseur go on vacation to Bordeaux? To taste the world-famous wines and explore the vineyards of the region!

50. Why did the musician go on vacation to Woodstock? For the nostalgia and the classic rock vibes!