Swallowed The Dead Riddle
I've swallowed the dead,
Of a torn lands end.
And I hold the remains,
Of an unknown friend
A mansion once stood,
Where I now lay,
We honor all those
Who fought battles and wars
And gave us today.
What am I?
Of a torn lands end.
And I hold the remains,
Of an unknown friend
A mansion once stood,
Where I now lay,
We honor all those
Who fought battles and wars
And gave us today.
What am I?
Hint:
Arlington National Cemetery, the burial place of soldiers from the United States Civil War. It also houses the tomb of unknown soldiers. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Weary Of Battle Riddle
I'm by nature solitary, scarred by spear and wounded by sword, weary of battle. I frequently see the face of war, and fight hateful enemies; yet I hold no hope of help being brought to me in the battle, before I'm eventually done to death. In the stronghold of the city sharp-edged swords, skilfully forged in the flame by smiths, bite deeply into me. I can but await a more fearsome encounter; it is not for me to discover in the city any of those doctors who heal grievous wounds with roots and herbs. The scars from sword wounds gape wider and wider; death blows are dealt to me by day and by night.
What am I?
What am I?
Hint:
Cut Through Evil
I cut through evil like a double edged sword, And chaos flees at my approach. Balance I single-handedly upraise, Through battles fought with heart and mind, Instead of with my gaze.
What am I?
What am I?
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Outside The Battlefield Riddle
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Spanish Civil War Riddle
Hint:
It was fought against their own country since it was a Civil War. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Battle Celebration Riddle
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Runny Nosed Nazi Riddle
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The Army Ant Riddle
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Two Companions Riddle
Two companions Terry and Garry were talking about their families. Terry told some great stories about his courageous grandfather who fought for Britain in "World War I". Terry told that his grandfather is so brave that he was awarded a bravery honor medal with words "For our Courageous Soldiers In World War I" embedded into it.
Garry Knows that his friend is lying? How ?
Garry Knows that his friend is lying? How ?
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Maasai Warrior Riddle
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World War 1 Riddle
A grandfather is telling his grandson war stories.
At the end of World War 1, I was awarded for my bravery after saving a group of my men, the grandfather says. You see, we were fighting in northern France and one of our enemies threw a grenade at us. I managed to pick it up and throw it away before it exploded. So right after the war ended, a General gave me a sword, engraved with the words Awarded for Bravery and Valor, A True Hero, World War 1.
The grandson thinks about the story for a minute and then says Grandpa, that story can't be true! How did the grandson know?
At the end of World War 1, I was awarded for my bravery after saving a group of my men, the grandfather says. You see, we were fighting in northern France and one of our enemies threw a grenade at us. I managed to pick it up and throw it away before it exploded. So right after the war ended, a General gave me a sword, engraved with the words Awarded for Bravery and Valor, A True Hero, World War 1.
The grandson thinks about the story for a minute and then says Grandpa, that story can't be true! How did the grandson know?
Hint:
It was the only World War at that time and World War 2 had not started yet. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Rouge Pilot In Germany
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The command was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.
Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
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Soldiers Across A River
A detachment of soldiers must cross a river. The bridge is broken, the river is deep. What to do?
Suddenly the officer in charge spots two boys playing in a row boat by the shore.
The boat is so tiny however, that is could only hold two boys or one soldier.
Still all the soldiers make it across the river in the boat. How?
Suddenly the officer in charge spots two boys playing in a row boat by the shore.
The boat is so tiny however, that is could only hold two boys or one soldier.
Still all the soldiers make it across the river in the boat. How?
Hint:
First the boys cross the river and 1 boy comes back and gets a soldier and keeps going back until all the soldiers have made it across safely. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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This Is War
Castles may rise and castles may fall
Soldiers will fight and stand tall
Lords of war are enjoying the kill
Not really caring about lives they spill
Winners take all, winners are brave
But in this war they are buried in a grave
What is this war?
Soldiers will fight and stand tall
Lords of war are enjoying the kill
Not really caring about lives they spill
Winners take all, winners are brave
But in this war they are buried in a grave
What is this war?
Hint:
Chess game.
(Lords of war=the two players)
(..they are buried in a grave=placed in the chess box upon finishing the game) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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(Lords of war=the two players)
(..they are buried in a grave=placed in the chess box upon finishing the game) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your War Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever War Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the soldier break up with his girlfriend? Because she didn't support his war efforts and kept "battling" him.
2. What do you call a group of soldiers who love to sing? The warblers.
3. Why did the soldier who was banned from using his weapon join the military? He wanted to fight with his bare hands and "punch-up" the enemy.
4. What did the general say to his troops before the big battle? "Let's go out there and make the enemy see stars!"
5. Why was the soldier so good at math? Because he knew how to calculate his "war-paths".
6. Why did the soldier throw his clock out the window before going to war? He wanted to "time-bomb" the enemy.
7. What was the most popular piece of clothing among soldiers during the war? The battle-vest.
8. How did the soldier keep in touch with his family during the war? By writing "war-letters".
9. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a ghost? Because he had "seen it all".
10. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them coming over the hill? "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a war, not a hill-takeover!"
11. Why did the soldier cross the road? To get to the other side of the battle.
12. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tank? "That thing looks like a real battle-beast!"
13. Why was the soldier always hungry after a battle? Because he had a lot of war-appetite.
14. What did the general say to his troops after a successful battle? "We really gave them a war-chest!"
15. Why was the soldier so happy when he learned there was a ceasefire? Because he was "tired of war-horsing around".
16. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he found out he was being flanked? "Now that's just a war-dance move!"
17. What did the soldier say to his friend when he was feeling down about the war? "Don't worry, we'll get through this. We're a war-able team."
18. Why did the soldier wear two watches during the war? He wanted to keep track of both "war-times".
19. What kind of car did the soldier drive during the war? The war-mobile.
20. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's fortifications? "Now that's what I call a war-wall!"
21. Why did the soldier feel like he was in an action movie during the war? Because he had to do a lot of war-stunts.
22. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he was feeling confident? "You might as well wave your white war-flag now!"
23. Why did the soldier start wearing earrings during the war? He wanted to be "war-ring-ready".
24. What do you call a soldier who loves gardening? A war-tender.
25. Why did the soldier who had a lot of battle scars feel like a car? Because he had a lot of "war-dents".
26. What did the soldier say to his team when they were about to charge the enemy's position? "Let's give them a real war-cry!"
27. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a fish? Because he had a lot of war-fins.
28. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tanks coming at him? "Time to war-toughen-up!"
29. What did the soldier say to his fellow soldier when he was having difficulty adjusting to the war? "Don't worry, war takes some getting used to."
30. Why did the soldier who always carried a sleeping bag feel like royalty during the war? Because he had his own war-bed!
31. What do you call a soldier who loves to clean? A war-maid.
32. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a tree? He had a lot of war-bark!
33. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy set up behind a wall? "Looks like they're trying to war-hide from us!"
34. Why did the soldier always wear his helmet? He wanted to be "war-safe".
35. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's weapons? "Now that's some war-gear!"
36. Why did the soldier who loved to gamble feel like a winner during the war? He had a lot of war-luck.
37. What did the soldier say to his friend who was feeling scared about the war? "Don't worry, we're well-prepared. We're a war-rior team."
38. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war stories feel like a journalist? He had a lot of "war-pen" experience.
39. What kind of shoes did the soldier wear during the war? War-bottes (combat boots).
40. Why did the soldier who loved to cook feel like a gourmet chef during the war? He had a lot of "war-salad" experience.
41. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them preparing their defenses? "Looks like they're really war-ready!"
42. Why did the soldier who loved to dance feel like he was in a club during the war? He had a lot of war-moves.
43. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's defenses from a distance? "Now that's some serious war-artillery!"
44. Why did the soldier always carry his map with him during the war? He wanted to be "war-navigational."
45. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy fall back? "Looks like they're not so war-tough after all!"
46. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a sculpture? He had a lot of "war-chips" on him.
47. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them hoarding supplies? "Looks like they're trying to war-survive!"
48. Why did the soldier always carry his notebook with him during the war? He wanted to keep track of his "war-memories."
49. What did the soldier say to his troops when they were pressed against the enemy's position? "Let's war-flex our muscles!"
50. Why did the soldier who loved to swim feel like he was in the Olympics during the war? He had a lot of "war-breaststroke" experience.
1. Why did the soldier break up with his girlfriend? Because she didn't support his war efforts and kept "battling" him.
2. What do you call a group of soldiers who love to sing? The warblers.
3. Why did the soldier who was banned from using his weapon join the military? He wanted to fight with his bare hands and "punch-up" the enemy.
4. What did the general say to his troops before the big battle? "Let's go out there and make the enemy see stars!"
5. Why was the soldier so good at math? Because he knew how to calculate his "war-paths".
6. Why did the soldier throw his clock out the window before going to war? He wanted to "time-bomb" the enemy.
7. What was the most popular piece of clothing among soldiers during the war? The battle-vest.
8. How did the soldier keep in touch with his family during the war? By writing "war-letters".
9. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a ghost? Because he had "seen it all".
10. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them coming over the hill? "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a war, not a hill-takeover!"
11. Why did the soldier cross the road? To get to the other side of the battle.
12. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tank? "That thing looks like a real battle-beast!"
13. Why was the soldier always hungry after a battle? Because he had a lot of war-appetite.
14. What did the general say to his troops after a successful battle? "We really gave them a war-chest!"
15. Why was the soldier so happy when he learned there was a ceasefire? Because he was "tired of war-horsing around".
16. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he found out he was being flanked? "Now that's just a war-dance move!"
17. What did the soldier say to his friend when he was feeling down about the war? "Don't worry, we'll get through this. We're a war-able team."
18. Why did the soldier wear two watches during the war? He wanted to keep track of both "war-times".
19. What kind of car did the soldier drive during the war? The war-mobile.
20. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's fortifications? "Now that's what I call a war-wall!"
21. Why did the soldier feel like he was in an action movie during the war? Because he had to do a lot of war-stunts.
22. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he was feeling confident? "You might as well wave your white war-flag now!"
23. Why did the soldier start wearing earrings during the war? He wanted to be "war-ring-ready".
24. What do you call a soldier who loves gardening? A war-tender.
25. Why did the soldier who had a lot of battle scars feel like a car? Because he had a lot of "war-dents".
26. What did the soldier say to his team when they were about to charge the enemy's position? "Let's give them a real war-cry!"
27. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a fish? Because he had a lot of war-fins.
28. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tanks coming at him? "Time to war-toughen-up!"
29. What did the soldier say to his fellow soldier when he was having difficulty adjusting to the war? "Don't worry, war takes some getting used to."
30. Why did the soldier who always carried a sleeping bag feel like royalty during the war? Because he had his own war-bed!
31. What do you call a soldier who loves to clean? A war-maid.
32. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a tree? He had a lot of war-bark!
33. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy set up behind a wall? "Looks like they're trying to war-hide from us!"
34. Why did the soldier always wear his helmet? He wanted to be "war-safe".
35. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's weapons? "Now that's some war-gear!"
36. Why did the soldier who loved to gamble feel like a winner during the war? He had a lot of war-luck.
37. What did the soldier say to his friend who was feeling scared about the war? "Don't worry, we're well-prepared. We're a war-rior team."
38. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war stories feel like a journalist? He had a lot of "war-pen" experience.
39. What kind of shoes did the soldier wear during the war? War-bottes (combat boots).
40. Why did the soldier who loved to cook feel like a gourmet chef during the war? He had a lot of "war-salad" experience.
41. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them preparing their defenses? "Looks like they're really war-ready!"
42. Why did the soldier who loved to dance feel like he was in a club during the war? He had a lot of war-moves.
43. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's defenses from a distance? "Now that's some serious war-artillery!"
44. Why did the soldier always carry his map with him during the war? He wanted to be "war-navigational."
45. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy fall back? "Looks like they're not so war-tough after all!"
46. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a sculpture? He had a lot of "war-chips" on him.
47. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them hoarding supplies? "Looks like they're trying to war-survive!"
48. Why did the soldier always carry his notebook with him during the war? He wanted to keep track of his "war-memories."
49. What did the soldier say to his troops when they were pressed against the enemy's position? "Let's war-flex our muscles!"
50. Why did the soldier who loved to swim feel like he was in the Olympics during the war? He had a lot of "war-breaststroke" experience.