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Swallowed The Dead Riddle

Hint:
Arlington National Cemetery, the burial place of soldiers from the United States Civil War. It also houses the tomb of unknown soldiers.
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Weary Of Battle Riddle

Hint:
A shield
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Cut Through Evil

Hint:
Justice
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Outside The Battlefield Riddle

Hint:
A strike was thrown in 10 pin bowling.
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Spanish Civil War Riddle

Hint:
It was fought against their own country since it was a Civil War.
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Battle Celebration Riddle

Hint:
The battle of Camaron
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Runny Nosed Nazi Riddle

Hint:
A Snotzi
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The Army Ant Riddle

Hint:
Militant
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Two Companions Riddle

Hint:
"World War I" was named after after "World War II"
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Maasai Warrior Riddle

Hint:
Two Maasai warriors.
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World War 1 Riddle

Hint:
It was the only World War at that time and World War 2 had not started yet.
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Rouge Pilot In Germany

Hint:
The plane was flying upside down!
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Soldiers Across A River

Hint:
First the boys cross the river and 1 boy comes back and gets a soldier and keeps going back until all the soldiers have made it across safely.
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This Is War

Hint:
Chess game.

(Lords of war=the two players)
(..they are buried in a grave=placed in the chess box upon finishing the game)
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1. Why did the soldier break up with his girlfriend? Because she didn't support his war efforts and kept "battling" him.



2. What do you call a group of soldiers who love to sing? The warblers.



3. Why did the soldier who was banned from using his weapon join the military? He wanted to fight with his bare hands and "punch-up" the enemy.



4. What did the general say to his troops before the big battle? "Let's go out there and make the enemy see stars!"



5. Why was the soldier so good at math? Because he knew how to calculate his "war-paths".



6. Why did the soldier throw his clock out the window before going to war? He wanted to "time-bomb" the enemy.



7. What was the most popular piece of clothing among soldiers during the war? The battle-vest.



8. How did the soldier keep in touch with his family during the war? By writing "war-letters".



9. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a ghost? Because he had "seen it all".



10. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them coming over the hill? "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a war, not a hill-takeover!"



11. Why did the soldier cross the road? To get to the other side of the battle.



12. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tank? "That thing looks like a real battle-beast!"



13. Why was the soldier always hungry after a battle? Because he had a lot of war-appetite.



14. What did the general say to his troops after a successful battle? "We really gave them a war-chest!"



15. Why was the soldier so happy when he learned there was a ceasefire? Because he was "tired of war-horsing around".



16. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he found out he was being flanked? "Now that's just a war-dance move!"



17. What did the soldier say to his friend when he was feeling down about the war? "Don't worry, we'll get through this. We're a war-able team."



18. Why did the soldier wear two watches during the war? He wanted to keep track of both "war-times".



19. What kind of car did the soldier drive during the war? The war-mobile.



20. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's fortifications? "Now that's what I call a war-wall!"



21. Why did the soldier feel like he was in an action movie during the war? Because he had to do a lot of war-stunts.



22. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he was feeling confident? "You might as well wave your white war-flag now!"



23. Why did the soldier start wearing earrings during the war? He wanted to be "war-ring-ready".



24. What do you call a soldier who loves gardening? A war-tender.



25. Why did the soldier who had a lot of battle scars feel like a car? Because he had a lot of "war-dents".



26. What did the soldier say to his team when they were about to charge the enemy's position? "Let's give them a real war-cry!"



27. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a fish? Because he had a lot of war-fins.



28. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tanks coming at him? "Time to war-toughen-up!"



29. What did the soldier say to his fellow soldier when he was having difficulty adjusting to the war? "Don't worry, war takes some getting used to."



30. Why did the soldier who always carried a sleeping bag feel like royalty during the war? Because he had his own war-bed!



31. What do you call a soldier who loves to clean? A war-maid.



32. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a tree? He had a lot of war-bark!



33. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy set up behind a wall? "Looks like they're trying to war-hide from us!"



34. Why did the soldier always wear his helmet? He wanted to be "war-safe".



35. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's weapons? "Now that's some war-gear!"



36. Why did the soldier who loved to gamble feel like a winner during the war? He had a lot of war-luck.



37. What did the soldier say to his friend who was feeling scared about the war? "Don't worry, we're well-prepared. We're a war-rior team."



38. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war stories feel like a journalist? He had a lot of "war-pen" experience.



39. What kind of shoes did the soldier wear during the war? War-bottes (combat boots).



40. Why did the soldier who loved to cook feel like a gourmet chef during the war? He had a lot of "war-salad" experience.



41. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them preparing their defenses? "Looks like they're really war-ready!"



42. Why did the soldier who loved to dance feel like he was in a club during the war? He had a lot of war-moves.



43. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's defenses from a distance? "Now that's some serious war-artillery!"



44. Why did the soldier always carry his map with him during the war? He wanted to be "war-navigational."



45. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy fall back? "Looks like they're not so war-tough after all!"



46. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a sculpture? He had a lot of "war-chips" on him.



47. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them hoarding supplies? "Looks like they're trying to war-survive!"



48. Why did the soldier always carry his notebook with him during the war? He wanted to keep track of his "war-memories."



49. What did the soldier say to his troops when they were pressed against the enemy's position? "Let's war-flex our muscles!"



50. Why did the soldier who loved to swim feel like he was in the Olympics during the war? He had a lot of "war-breaststroke" experience.
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