Hearing Without Seeing Riddle
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Made Of H2O Riddle
It drops from way up high
It is made of H2O
When the sun shines on it
There is a colorful bow
What is it?
It is made of H2O
When the sun shines on it
There is a colorful bow
What is it?
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Bad Soccer Weather Riddle
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Camping Weather Riddle
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The Flood By Noah Riddle
You might see this in the sky
By a waterfall its lower
Some say that it was first seen
After a flood by Noah
By a waterfall its lower
Some say that it was first seen
After a flood by Noah
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Drying All Lands Riddle
My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
Hint:
Follow The Lightning Riddle
This appears in a bad storm
But its not a big rain cloud
Its what follows a lightning bolt
And can be extremely loud
But its not a big rain cloud
Its what follows a lightning bolt
And can be extremely loud
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See It In The Sky Riddle
You might see it in the sky
But it is not the moon
It is what would make you wet
If there was a monsoon
But it is not the moon
It is what would make you wet
If there was a monsoon
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Rotating Column Of Air
If theres one of these nearby
Make sure that you dont just stop and stare
Get in a shelter and hide
From this rotating column of air
Make sure that you dont just stop and stare
Get in a shelter and hide
From this rotating column of air
Hint:
Women And Hurricanes Riddle
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They start off as a blow job and end up taking half your house. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
The Coldest Country Riddle
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Hurricane Conversation Riddle
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The Torment Of Man Riddle
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. What am I?
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The Weather Of Oz
This is a type of weather
A phenomenon that was
What caused the house to lift up
In the film Wizard Of Oz
A phenomenon that was
What caused the house to lift up
In the film Wizard Of Oz
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Hobbit Brain Teaser Riddle
Anyone whos gotten lost in Middle Earth knows that J.R.R. Tolkien loved a logic puzzle. The riddle competition between Bilbo Baggins and Gollum in The Hobbit serves up the trickiest riddle of which is:
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters?
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters?
Hint:
Post Your Weather Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Weather Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a sunny day in a library? A novel hot day.
2. Why did the weatherman break up with his girlfriend? He wanted a change in the forecast.
3. What do you call a thunderstorm at a basketball game? A slam dunk of lightning.
4. Why do weather forecasters wear raincoats? They like to be the precipitation point.
5. What did one cloud say to the other? Let's make it rain, baby!
6. Why do foggy days make people happy? It's because they're mist-ified.
7. What's the difference between a tornado and a marriage proposal? One's a whirlwind of love, the other's a whirlwind of destruction.
8. What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? You're pretty hot stuff.
9. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too flaky.
10. What's the difference between a hot day and a cold day? One's a breeze, the other's just cold.
11. Why did the sun visit the bank? He needed to make a solar deposit.
12. What do you call a snowman that's been in the sun too long? A puddle.
13. Why did the raindrop break up with the cloud? He wanted some space to precipitate.
14. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on tight, this is going to be a windy ride.
15. Why did the groundhog take up meteorology? He wanted to be a forecasting legend.
16. What do you call a day that starts off sunny, then turns rainy? A forecast of two halves.
17. Why did the thunder go on a diet? It had too many bolts.
18. What do you say to a weatherman who's always right? Hurricane you're talented!
19. Why did the fisherman love the rain? It always made for a great catch.
20. What happened to the weatherman who fell asleep on the job? He had a meteor-snooze.
21. Why was the lightning bolt always the life of the party? It always made a striking entrance.
22. Why did the cloud date the sun? It just loved to be showered with compliments.
23. What did the barometer say to the thermometer? You're degrees above me.
24. Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It wanted to be its own twister.
25. What do you call a snowstorm with a personality disorder? A flurry of emotions.
26. Why did the sun use SPF 50? It didn't want to burn any bridges.
27. What do you say to an angry cloud? Chill, it's just thunder and lightning.
28. Why did the cloud go on vacation? It was looking for a sun-sational retreat.
29. What did the snowman say when it saw a sunbeam? Oh snow way!
30. Why do cows like when it's cloudy? Because it's udderly cozy.
31. What did the thermometer say to the snowflake? You're giving me the chills.
32. Why did the hailstones refuse to apologize? They were unrepentant.
33. What do you call a stormy day in outer space? A meteor shower!
34. Why did the cloud break up with the thunderstorm? It was just too loud!
35. What did the snowman say to the refrigerator? Can I borrow your jacket?
36. What do you call a hot day when the air conditioner breaks? An air-conning moment.
37. Why did the mist fail the exam? It was too cloudy about the answers.
38. What did the hurricane say to the tornado? Let's sweep everyone off their feet.
39. What did the sun say to the earth? You rock my world!
40. Why did the thermometer go on a diet? It wanted to be slim Fahrenheit.
41. What do you call the first snowman of the year? Frosty the show-stopper.
42. Why did the weatherman refuse to do the forecast? His head was in the clouds.
43. What did the lightning bolt say to the car? You rev my engine.
44. Why did the snowman break the ice? To get to the other side of a joke.
45. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? You complete me.
46. Why did the sunburn go to the doctor? It needed a solar panel.
47. What do you call a hot summer day in Alaska? A rare sight.
48. Why did the hailstone win the race? It was hail on earth.
49. What do you call a cloudy day without a silver lining? Just a gray matter.
50. Why did the snowman get lost in the desert? He mistook the mirage for a snowstorm.
1. What do you call a sunny day in a library? A novel hot day.
2. Why did the weatherman break up with his girlfriend? He wanted a change in the forecast.
3. What do you call a thunderstorm at a basketball game? A slam dunk of lightning.
4. Why do weather forecasters wear raincoats? They like to be the precipitation point.
5. What did one cloud say to the other? Let's make it rain, baby!
6. Why do foggy days make people happy? It's because they're mist-ified.
7. What's the difference between a tornado and a marriage proposal? One's a whirlwind of love, the other's a whirlwind of destruction.
8. What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? You're pretty hot stuff.
9. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too flaky.
10. What's the difference between a hot day and a cold day? One's a breeze, the other's just cold.
11. Why did the sun visit the bank? He needed to make a solar deposit.
12. What do you call a snowman that's been in the sun too long? A puddle.
13. Why did the raindrop break up with the cloud? He wanted some space to precipitate.
14. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on tight, this is going to be a windy ride.
15. Why did the groundhog take up meteorology? He wanted to be a forecasting legend.
16. What do you call a day that starts off sunny, then turns rainy? A forecast of two halves.
17. Why did the thunder go on a diet? It had too many bolts.
18. What do you say to a weatherman who's always right? Hurricane you're talented!
19. Why did the fisherman love the rain? It always made for a great catch.
20. What happened to the weatherman who fell asleep on the job? He had a meteor-snooze.
21. Why was the lightning bolt always the life of the party? It always made a striking entrance.
22. Why did the cloud date the sun? It just loved to be showered with compliments.
23. What did the barometer say to the thermometer? You're degrees above me.
24. Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It wanted to be its own twister.
25. What do you call a snowstorm with a personality disorder? A flurry of emotions.
26. Why did the sun use SPF 50? It didn't want to burn any bridges.
27. What do you say to an angry cloud? Chill, it's just thunder and lightning.
28. Why did the cloud go on vacation? It was looking for a sun-sational retreat.
29. What did the snowman say when it saw a sunbeam? Oh snow way!
30. Why do cows like when it's cloudy? Because it's udderly cozy.
31. What did the thermometer say to the snowflake? You're giving me the chills.
32. Why did the hailstones refuse to apologize? They were unrepentant.
33. What do you call a stormy day in outer space? A meteor shower!
34. Why did the cloud break up with the thunderstorm? It was just too loud!
35. What did the snowman say to the refrigerator? Can I borrow your jacket?
36. What do you call a hot day when the air conditioner breaks? An air-conning moment.
37. Why did the mist fail the exam? It was too cloudy about the answers.
38. What did the hurricane say to the tornado? Let's sweep everyone off their feet.
39. What did the sun say to the earth? You rock my world!
40. Why did the thermometer go on a diet? It wanted to be slim Fahrenheit.
41. What do you call the first snowman of the year? Frosty the show-stopper.
42. Why did the weatherman refuse to do the forecast? His head was in the clouds.
43. What did the lightning bolt say to the car? You rev my engine.
44. Why did the snowman break the ice? To get to the other side of a joke.
45. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? You complete me.
46. Why did the sunburn go to the doctor? It needed a solar panel.
47. What do you call a hot summer day in Alaska? A rare sight.
48. Why did the hailstone win the race? It was hail on earth.
49. What do you call a cloudy day without a silver lining? Just a gray matter.
50. Why did the snowman get lost in the desert? He mistook the mirage for a snowstorm.