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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

6. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

9. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on a head!

10. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

11. I have a photographic memory but I always forget to charge the battery!

12. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

13. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!

14. Why do ghosts always get invited to parties? Because they're great at haunting!

15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

16. I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist!

17. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention!

18. Why don't skeleton's fight each other? They don't have the guts!

19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they're always up to something!

20. I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me places!

21. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish!

22. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

23. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!

24. What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead, I'll just stay here and hangout!

25. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? They don't like fast food!

26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

27. Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.

28. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!

29. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!

30. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

31. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

32. Why don't ghosts go on vacation? They're afraid they'll relax and go away!

33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

34. Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating? They don't have the guts for it!

35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including lies!

36. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!

37. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was always outstanding in his field!

39. Why did the bicycle fall over? He was two-tired!

40. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

41. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!

42. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

43. Why don't cars go on long vacations? They're afraid to leave their gear behind!

44. Why did the chicken spend all his money? He wanted to buy an egg-sclusive home!

45. Why didn't the bicycle want to go to the gym? He was two-tired!

46. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

47. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

48. What do you call a dinosaur sleeping bag? A tyranno-snore-us!

49. Why do ducks wear feathers? To cover their butt-quacks!

50. What do you call a deaf dog? Anything you want! He can't hear you anyway!
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