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1. I used to be a window salesman, but I couldn't see myself doing it forever.

2. My boss said I needed to clean the windows, so I took them out for drinks instead.

3. The broken window always felt left out, until it finally shattered its fears and found its place.

4. I told my friend that I wanted to be a window manufacturer, but he said it would only give me pane.

5. The window fainted at the sight of the pane.

6. I went to the doctor because I had window pains.

7. I never trust windows that are shuttered.

8. I was trying to come up with a good window pun, but I just wasn't seeing it.

9. The window was feeling a little pane-ful after it lost its job at the airport.

10. The new window installation was such a pane in the glass.

11. I don't always look out windows, but when I do, I prefer them to be clean.

12. I asked the window what its favorite holiday was, and it said "Pane-cakes Day."

13. The window complained to the manager about the drapes that were blocking its view, but the manager just said the window needed to let it curtain.

14. The broken window was so depressed, it needed a pane killer.

15. I was going to make a joke about windows, but I thought it might be too transparent.

16. The window was having a tough time figuring things out, but its pane-demonium finally subsided.

17. The window was feeling a little exposed, so it decided to put up some blinds.

18. The window always felt like it was being framed for something.

19. The window was feeling a little deflated, until it found out it was being used in a balloon shop display.

20. The window always dreamed of being a door, but it just didn't have the hinge for it.

21. The window was so old, it was starting to devel-opener itself.

22. The window was really excited for the Super Bowl, until it found out it wasn't eligible for the window prize.

23. The window met a door at a party, and was surprised when the door didn't try to latch onto it.

24. The window was feeling a little cloudy, until it realized it was just foggy.

25. The window was always a little envious of the mirror, because it got to reflect on things.

26. The window was feeling very pane-icky, until it realized it could just double-glaze over its worries.

27. The window was always a little afraid of heights, until it reached its pane-ultimate goal.

28. The window was feeling a little dusty, so it decided to pane-handle its situation.

29. The window was feeling a little invisible, until it realized it was just tinted.

30. The window was sick of being taken for granted, and started to assert itself: "I am not just a pane of glass!"

31. The window was always a little shy, but it finally decided to put itself out there and go on a blind date.

32. The window was feeling a little boxed in, until it discovered the world of bay windows.

33. The window was always a little afraid of the dark, until it discovered stained glass.

34. The window was feeling a little uninspired, until it started to look out for itself.

35. The window was getting a little rusty, so it decided to sashay its way to the gym.

36. The window was getting impatient waiting for the installation, but it knew it needed to pane-tient.

37. The window never gets too sad, because it knows its outlook can always change.

38. The window was always a little disappointed in its career as a pane-handler, until it discovered the world of skyscrapers.

39. The window was feeling a little lost, until it found a new pane of existence.

40. The window was feeling a little empty, until it filled itself with the constant flow of light.

41. The window was always a little perplexed by the architecture of its house, until it realized it was a Georgian pane-period home.

42. The window was feeling very proud of itself, until it realized it was just a pane in the glass.

43. The window was feeling a little out of place, until it found its pane in the grand scheme of things.

44. The window was always a little afraid of getting hurt, until it discovered tempered glass.

45. The window was getting very excited for Halloween, until it realized it couldn't go as a pane-demic.

46. The window was always a little shy around others, until it realized that it could shine on its own.

47. The window was feeling very vulnerable, until it found some window film to protect itself.

48. The window was feeling a little silly, until it discovered the joy of having a window sill-liness.

49. The window was feeling a little flat, until it discovered the world of curved glass.

50. The window was getting very anxious about the future, until it realized it could always be frame-less.
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