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Identical Parakeets On The Edge Of A Roof Riddle

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Parapets
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Italian's Eating On Friday The 13th

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Fettucinni Afraid-o
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Columbus's Ship Like An Avid Shopper Riddle

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They're both driven by sales!
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Throwing A Party For An Alien

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You have to plan-et.
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Zombie Medal Riddle

Hint:
Deadication.
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Lazy Kangaroo Riddle

Hint:
A pouch potato
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Fish Wish Riddle

Hint:
Its fairy cod-mother
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Horse Pain Riddle

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Because he was a Charlie horse
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The Cleanest People In The Choir Riddle

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The soap-ranos
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Scared Food Riddle

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I scream
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Hamburger Race Riddle

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It could never ketchup
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The Karate Teachers Students

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"Hi-Yah!"
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Filling Up Your Tank Riddle

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Philip (Fill up)
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The Most Talkative People In The Bible

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Babylon (Babble on)
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Hot Dinner Riddle

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When it's chilli
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1. What do you call a seal that can play the guitar? A musician seal-ion.

2. Why did the chicken join the band? She heard they were looking for a fowl lead singer.

3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

6. Why did the peanut butter cry? Because it had a jellyfish.

7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

8. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.

9. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

11. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.

12. Why did the grape go to the gym? To get a little raisin.

13. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste.

14. What do you call a crocodile in a vest? An investigator.

15. How does a turtle communicate with other turtles? By using a shell phone.

16. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

17. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

18. Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? They were just too yam-tastic.

19. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

20. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? A chicken.

21. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.

22. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

23. What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? A cantaloupe.

24. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.

25. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

26. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

27. What do you call a horse that can’t run? A hay-baler.

28. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

29. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

30. What do you call a dinosaur that’s always cold? A chill-o-saurus.

31. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

32. Why did the goat cross the road? To get to the other baaaa-side.

33. What do you call an onion that makes you cry? Tearable.

34. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.

35. What do you call a cat that’s a famous chef? Whisker-dee.

36. What do you call a donut that’s a detective? An investi-gator.

37. Why did the tomato go out with the raisin? He couldn’t get a date.

38. What do you call a turtle that’s too fast? A shellphone.

39. What do you call a pizza that’s scared of the oven? A pan-ic attack.

40. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

41. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.

42. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

43. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.

44. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

45. Why did the goat cross the road? To get to the other baaaa-side.

46. What do you call an army of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hare-line.

47. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

48. Why did the duck go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little "down."

49. What do you call a car that can do magic tricks? A hocus Focus.

50. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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