ZEBRA RIDDLE

Trending Tags

Feel free to use content on this page for your website or blog, we only ask that you reference content back to us. Use the following code to link this page:
Terms · Privacy · Contact
Riddles and Answers © 2024

Post Your Zebra Riddle Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Zebra Riddle of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a zebra that just can't stop singing? A karaoke-striped!

2. Why did the zebra quit his job as a football referee? He kept calling fowls instead of fouls!

3. What's a zebra's favorite type of music? Z-rock!

4. How do zebras keep up with the times? They read the black and white news!

5. Why won't a zebra ever forget to do their taxes? They always keep their stripes in order!

6. Why did the zebra fail his driving test? He couldn't stay in the white lines!

7. What do you call a zebra that loves to knit? A stripe-happy!

8. How do you know when a zebra is happy? They'll be over the moon, or over the stripe, so to say!

9. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a kangaroo? A stripe-hop!

10. Why did the zebra go to the doctor? They had a black and white vision!

11. What do zebras eat for breakfast? Black & white cereal!

12. Why do zebras love going to the beach? They get to show off their ztripes!

13. What do you call a zebra that's always in a rush? A stripe-zoomer!

14. Why did the zebra break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too stripey for her!

15. What's a zebra's favorite candy? Peppermint stripe!

16. How do you make friends with a zebra? Just give it a stripe on the back!

17. What do you call a zebra that's always trying to be funny? A zebra-comedian!

18. Why was the zebra a bad dancer? He always tripped over his stripes!

19. What did the zebra say when he got a speeding ticket? "But officer, I was just getting up to stripe speed!"

20. Why did the zebra dream of being a detective? He was searching for the perfect stripe!

21. What do you serve at a zebra's birthday party? Striped cake!

22. Why did the zebra paint himself rainbow colors? He wanted to surprise his friends with a different kind of stripe!

23. What do you call a zebra that's always stealing candy? A stripes thief!

24. Why do zebras never get lost? They always follow their stripes!

25. What's a zebra's favorite hobby? Wild stripe chase!

26. Why did the zebra refuse to ride in the car? He insisted on walking to make sure he stayed within his stripes!

27. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a giraffe? A stripe-neck!

28. Why did the zebra refuse to work as a bank teller? He couldn't tell a black from a stripey!

29. How do you know when a zebra is embarrassed? They'll blush black and white!

30. What did one zebra say to the other when they saw a man wearing a striped shirt? "Hey, he's got stripes like us!"

31. Why do zebras love winter? It's the best time to stay stripe-warm!

32. What do you call a group of dancing zebras? Stripe tango!

33. Why did the zebra refuse to play cards with his friends? He always had a bad hand of stripes!

34. Why do zebras never get caught by predators? They have too many stripes to count!

35. What do you call a zebra eating a candy bar? Stripe-a-roo!

36. Why do zebras always go for a jog in the morning? To keep their stripes in shape!

37. What do you call a zebra that always forgets its name? A stripe-amnesia!

38. What do you call a zebra that likes to skydive? A stripe-thrill-seeker!

39. Why did the zebra refuse to use a GPS? He insisted on finding his own way based on his stripes!

40. What do you call a zebra that's a bit of a neat freak? A stripe-organizer!

41. Why do zebras have so many friends? They're always up for a stripe-cation!

42. What do you call a zebra with a sense of humor? A stripe-joker!

43. Why did the zebra go into the store with a red shirt? He wanted to mix things up with a different kind of stripe!

44. What do you call a zebra that loves to cook? A stripe-chef!

45. Why do zebras love going to the gym? They love staying stripe-fit!

46. What do you call a zebra that's always worrying? A stripe-stresser!

47. Why did the zebra refuse to wear a winter coat? He hated covering up his stripes!

48. What do you call a zebra that's always daydreaming? A stripe-dreamer!

49. Why do zebras love to meditate? It helps them find their inner stripe-peace!

50. What do you call a zebra that loves to dance to rock music? A stripe-headbanger!
  Prev   1   2