A MAN BUYS A NEW CAR AND GOES HOME TO TELL HIS GF HE GOES THE WRONG WAYUP ONE STREET BUMPS INTO UMPS INTO RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

I am a knife Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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It doesn't matter which parrot you ask the question to, but the question would be, "What door would the other parrot say is Heaven?". Then you would choose the other door. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Parrot Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A man takes his blind friend swimming. The seeing man stands on the shore with a handbell to ring so that the blind man can find his way back to shore if he starts getting too far out. There is a buoy with a bell on it floating out far from shore. The blind man hears the buoy's bell and thinks it's his friend's bell so he follows the sound- further out in the water. The friend on shore sees what is happening and begins shouting and ringing his bell furiously. The blind man becomes exhausted out near the buoy and drowns.

A bell rings (the bell on the buoy)
a man cries (the seeing man cries as in shouting out, not sadness crying)
A bell rings (the bell of the seeing man)
a man dies (the blind swimmer) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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I got off at the first floor. Im a security guard and knew how many people got on and off the elevator by watching the surveillance footage. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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He lives on the roof. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The one where you get electrocuted, there is no electricity! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A fireplace Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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He takes four weeks of food and leaves two weeks of food supplies in the one week mark and goes back with the one week of food supply left. Then he goes back with four weeks of food and picks up one week of food supplies from the one week mark giving him four again in total, then he leaves two weeks of supply in the two week mark and goes back to the one week mark and picks up the one week food supply to go back. Then he leaves with the four weeks of food supply and goes to the two week mark and picks up the two week food supplies that were there giving him four weeks of food again, then he goes to the Nile River with the four weeks supply of food. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The two camels were facing each other the entire time. Hence facing in opposite directions. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A tombstone. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Tombstone Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Bat Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Moses Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The cross Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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