Round And Round Never Off The Ground Riddle
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Red But Black Instead Riddle
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A match. You tear a match out of a matchbook and scratch the head to light it, then the red tip turns black from the flame. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Amazon Festive Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Amazon Festive Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why was the Christmas tree feeling lonely? It couldn't in-"fir"-m any good deals on Amazon!
2. What did Santa say when he visited Amazon's warehouse? "I hope you have enough "elf" storage!"
3. Why did the gingerbread man need to shop on Amazon? He was sick of getting "crumb"-led in the stores!
4. What do you get when you cross Amazon with Rudolph? "Prime" antler delivery!
5. Why did the ghost of Christmas past order from Amazon? They had the "spook"-y fast shipping!
6. Why did the snowman choose Amazon over other retailers? It was the coolest website around!
7. What did the toy soldier say when he saw the Amazon delivery truck? "Atten-"hut"! Incoming package!"
8. Why was the Christmas ham afraid to order from Amazon? It didn't want to be "ham-"pered by slow shipping!
9. What do you call a group of elves shopping on Amazon? The "prime" workforce!
10. Why did the Grinch finally cave and order from Amazon? He realized he could get all his Christmas "presents" in one place!
11. Why did the Christmas cookie choose Amazon over the bakery? It was in the mood for some "fortu-"nate" cookies!
12. What did Santa say when he saw Amazon's low prices? "Ho, Ho, "Ho"-ly cow!"
13. Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the "prime" shipping depot!
14. Why did Frosty the Snowman create an Amazon account? He was tired of melting in long store lines!
15. What did the Christmas pudding say to Amazon? "You're the "custard"-ian angel of holiday shopping!"
16. Why did the elf call Amazon his "home-away-from-"ell-f" workshop? It was where he made all his holiday magic happen!
17. What did the wise men say when they started using Amazon? "This is the "gift" that keeps on giving!"
18. Why did the Christmas lights decorate their own packages for Amazon delivery? They wanted to "brighten" up the delivery process!
19. How do you wrap a Christmas present using Amazon? You add it to your cart and "wrap" it up at checkout!
20. Why did the gingerbread house order from Amazon? It wanted to be part of a "prime" neighborhood!
21. What did the candy cane say to Amazon? "You're "mint"- to be my go-to holiday shopping site!"
22. Why did the Amazon delivery driver dress up like Santa Claus? He wanted to make "package" deliveries more festive!
23. What do you call Santa Claus ordering from Amazon? "Sleigh"ing his holiday shopping!
24. What did the snowflake say to Amazon? "You're one "cool" way to shop for the holidays!"
25. What do you get when you combine Amazon and a Christmas tree? A "prime" tree-delivery service!
26. Why did the Christmas cookie have a crush on Amazon? It was the "sweet"-est place to shop!
27. What did the Christmas carol say when it found Amazon's website? "I see heaven with a "prime" view of shipping!"
28. Why did the reindeer choose Amazon over other online retailers? It was the only one with "deer"-ly fast shipping!
29. What did the Christmas present say when it arrived from Amazon? "I was "gifted" to arrive so fast!"
30. What do you call an Amazon package with a bow on it? A "gift" that keeps on giving!
31. Why did the snow angel choose Amazon for holiday shopping? She wanted to keep her wings clean from store dust!
32. What did Santa Claus say when he discovered Amazon's website? "I've hit the "gift" jackpot!"
33. Why did the Christmas wreath order from Amazon? It was tired of being stuck in wreath limbo at the store!
34. What did the Christmas Goose say to Amazon? "This is the "fowl"est way to shop for the holidays!"
35. Why did the Christmas ornament have an Amazon wishlist? It wanted to be hung on a "prime" tree!
36. What do you get when you combine Amazon and a snowman? "Cool" delivery service!
37. What did the Christmas tree skirt say when it found Amazon's shopping page? "I've found my "weave" into an easy shopping spree!"
38. Why did the Christmas spiced cider order from Amazon? It was tired of being "spiced" out at the grocery store!
39. What did the snow queen say when she discovered Amazon's fast shipping? "I'm the "prince"ss of prime holiday shopping!"
40. Why did the Christmas eggnog choose Amazon? It wanted to be part of the best "yule"-tidal wave!
41. What did the North Pole say when it discovered Amazon's website? "Icy no better way to shop for the holidays!"
42. Why did the Christmas Carolers order from Amazon? They could "tune" out the crowds and sing while they shopped!
43. What do you call a reindeer that shops on Amazon? A "prime" candidate for express delivery!
44. Why did the gingerbread man stop using other online retailers? Amazon had the best "dough" in town!
45. What did the Christmas ball say when it found Amazon's holiday decorating page? "I'm ready to "ornament" an express decorating spree!"
46. Why did Frosty the Snowman turn to Amazon for holiday shopping? He realized he could stay "cool" and shop at the same time!
47. What do you get when you cross Amazon and a Christmas cookie? "Bite"-sized, convenient delivery!
48. Why did the Christmas wreath choose Amazon's delivery service? It was tired of feeling "wreath"-less in a crowded store!
49. What did Santa Claus say when he found Amazon's gift wrapping service? "You're "wrapping" up my holiday shopping in style!"
50. Why did the snowman choose Amazon for his holiday shopping? He discovered the "coolest" way to have gifts delivered!
1. Why was the Christmas tree feeling lonely? It couldn't in-"fir"-m any good deals on Amazon!
2. What did Santa say when he visited Amazon's warehouse? "I hope you have enough "elf" storage!"
3. Why did the gingerbread man need to shop on Amazon? He was sick of getting "crumb"-led in the stores!
4. What do you get when you cross Amazon with Rudolph? "Prime" antler delivery!
5. Why did the ghost of Christmas past order from Amazon? They had the "spook"-y fast shipping!
6. Why did the snowman choose Amazon over other retailers? It was the coolest website around!
7. What did the toy soldier say when he saw the Amazon delivery truck? "Atten-"hut"! Incoming package!"
8. Why was the Christmas ham afraid to order from Amazon? It didn't want to be "ham-"pered by slow shipping!
9. What do you call a group of elves shopping on Amazon? The "prime" workforce!
10. Why did the Grinch finally cave and order from Amazon? He realized he could get all his Christmas "presents" in one place!
11. Why did the Christmas cookie choose Amazon over the bakery? It was in the mood for some "fortu-"nate" cookies!
12. What did Santa say when he saw Amazon's low prices? "Ho, Ho, "Ho"-ly cow!"
13. Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the "prime" shipping depot!
14. Why did Frosty the Snowman create an Amazon account? He was tired of melting in long store lines!
15. What did the Christmas pudding say to Amazon? "You're the "custard"-ian angel of holiday shopping!"
16. Why did the elf call Amazon his "home-away-from-"ell-f" workshop? It was where he made all his holiday magic happen!
17. What did the wise men say when they started using Amazon? "This is the "gift" that keeps on giving!"
18. Why did the Christmas lights decorate their own packages for Amazon delivery? They wanted to "brighten" up the delivery process!
19. How do you wrap a Christmas present using Amazon? You add it to your cart and "wrap" it up at checkout!
20. Why did the gingerbread house order from Amazon? It wanted to be part of a "prime" neighborhood!
21. What did the candy cane say to Amazon? "You're "mint"- to be my go-to holiday shopping site!"
22. Why did the Amazon delivery driver dress up like Santa Claus? He wanted to make "package" deliveries more festive!
23. What do you call Santa Claus ordering from Amazon? "Sleigh"ing his holiday shopping!
24. What did the snowflake say to Amazon? "You're one "cool" way to shop for the holidays!"
25. What do you get when you combine Amazon and a Christmas tree? A "prime" tree-delivery service!
26. Why did the Christmas cookie have a crush on Amazon? It was the "sweet"-est place to shop!
27. What did the Christmas carol say when it found Amazon's website? "I see heaven with a "prime" view of shipping!"
28. Why did the reindeer choose Amazon over other online retailers? It was the only one with "deer"-ly fast shipping!
29. What did the Christmas present say when it arrived from Amazon? "I was "gifted" to arrive so fast!"
30. What do you call an Amazon package with a bow on it? A "gift" that keeps on giving!
31. Why did the snow angel choose Amazon for holiday shopping? She wanted to keep her wings clean from store dust!
32. What did Santa Claus say when he discovered Amazon's website? "I've hit the "gift" jackpot!"
33. Why did the Christmas wreath order from Amazon? It was tired of being stuck in wreath limbo at the store!
34. What did the Christmas Goose say to Amazon? "This is the "fowl"est way to shop for the holidays!"
35. Why did the Christmas ornament have an Amazon wishlist? It wanted to be hung on a "prime" tree!
36. What do you get when you combine Amazon and a snowman? "Cool" delivery service!
37. What did the Christmas tree skirt say when it found Amazon's shopping page? "I've found my "weave" into an easy shopping spree!"
38. Why did the Christmas spiced cider order from Amazon? It was tired of being "spiced" out at the grocery store!
39. What did the snow queen say when she discovered Amazon's fast shipping? "I'm the "prince"ss of prime holiday shopping!"
40. Why did the Christmas eggnog choose Amazon? It wanted to be part of the best "yule"-tidal wave!
41. What did the North Pole say when it discovered Amazon's website? "Icy no better way to shop for the holidays!"
42. Why did the Christmas Carolers order from Amazon? They could "tune" out the crowds and sing while they shopped!
43. What do you call a reindeer that shops on Amazon? A "prime" candidate for express delivery!
44. Why did the gingerbread man stop using other online retailers? Amazon had the best "dough" in town!
45. What did the Christmas ball say when it found Amazon's holiday decorating page? "I'm ready to "ornament" an express decorating spree!"
46. Why did Frosty the Snowman turn to Amazon for holiday shopping? He realized he could stay "cool" and shop at the same time!
47. What do you get when you cross Amazon and a Christmas cookie? "Bite"-sized, convenient delivery!
48. Why did the Christmas wreath choose Amazon's delivery service? It was tired of feeling "wreath"-less in a crowded store!
49. What did Santa Claus say when he found Amazon's gift wrapping service? "You're "wrapping" up my holiday shopping in style!"
50. Why did the snowman choose Amazon for his holiday shopping? He discovered the "coolest" way to have gifts delivered!