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Throw Out When You Want To Use It Riddle

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Drop Me When You Want To Stop Riddle

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Make Your Ship Stay Still Riddle

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A Ship Drops This To Stay Still

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1. What did the pirate say when he saw the news anchor? "Ahoy there, matey! You're the captain of the news ship!"



2. Why did the news anchor go to the gym? To get a newscast!



3. How did the news anchor get in shape for the job? By anchoring down on the important facts!



4. What did the news anchor say when he saw the weatherman? "Looks like you're in the eye of the storm, my friend!"



5. Why did the news anchor wear a life vest to work? She didn't want to anchor-jump ship!



6. What did the news anchor say to the camera crew when they messed up the shot? "That's a wrap, but don't get too cropped up!"



7. Why did the news anchor cross the road? To get to the other broadcasting station!



8. How did the news anchor keep her cool during breaking news? She relied on her anchor-mints!



9. What do you call a news anchor who loves to dance? An anchor-tango!



10. Why did the news anchor go to the grocery store? She wanted to get the latest scoop!



11. What did the news anchor say when he interviewed the baker? "What do you dough about the latest developments?"



12. What do you call a news anchor who can't stop telling jokes? An anchor-laugher!



13. Why did the news anchor go to the beach? To report on the wave of new events!



14. How did the news anchor prepare for the big interview? She studied the script-anchor!



15. What did the news anchor say when he found out he was nominated for an award? "I'm so news-talgic!"



16. Why did the news anchor cross the ocean? To get to the live broadcast!



17. How did the news anchor keep his balance during the earthquake report? He anchored himself to the desk!



18. What did the news anchor say when the interviewee started telling a long story? "Hang on, this anchor isn't going anywhere!"



19. Why did the news anchor wear sunglasses to work? She didn't want to get anchored by the bright lights!



20. What do you call a news anchor who loves to surf? An anchor-waver!



21. How did the news anchor get through a tough day? She anchored herself to a cup of coffee!



22. What did the news anchor say when he reported on the latest political scandal? "Looks like someone's caught in a news-piral!"



23. Why did the news anchor go to the zoo? She was eager to report on the latest mane events!



24. What do you call a news anchor who's always excited? An anchor-volcano!



25. Why did the news anchor go on a road trip? To report on the latest chasings across the miles!



26. How did the news anchor keep her hair in place during the windy report? She used anchor-hair spray!



27. What did the news anchor say when he saw the breaking news? "Looks like we've got a whale of a story!"



28. Why did the news anchor take up painting? She wanted to anchor her creative side!



29. How did the news anchor keep calm during a live on-air mistake? She anchored herself to the floor!



30. What did the news anchor say when he interviewed the astronaut? "What's your orbit-tude on the space program?"



31. Why did the news anchor go to the amusement park? To report on the latest thrill-ride of events!



32. How did the news anchor prepare for the cold weather report? He anchored himself to a warm coat!



33. What did the news anchor say when he found out he was live on TV? "Anchors aweigh!"



34. Why did the news anchor prefer to report on cute animal stories? They made her anchor-moosh!



35. How did the news anchor keep her cool during a celebrity interview? She anchored herself to the fan-girl inside!



36. What did the news anchor say when he reported on the latest social media trend? "Looks like we've got a new anchor-trend!"



37. Why did the news anchor go to the museum? She wanted to report on the latest culture-shifting developments!



38. How did the news anchor keep his composure during a live interview with a famous author? He anchored himself to the spellbinding story!



39. What did the news anchor say when he interviewed the chef? "What's your flavor-tite dish to make?"



40. Why did the news anchor take up gardening? She wanted to anchor her green thumb!



41. How did the news anchor keep the interview on schedule? She anchored herself to the time clock!



42. What did the news anchor say when he reported on the latest fashion trend? "Looks like we've got a new anchor-style!"



43. Why did the news anchor go to the aquarium? She was eager to report on the latest tide of events!



44. How did the news anchor keep calm during a breaking news story? She anchored herself to the facts!



45. What did the news anchor say when he interviewed the rock star? "What's your rock-on mentality for the concert tour?"



46. Why did the news anchor go skydiving? He wanted to report on the latest airborne developments!



47. How did the news anchor keep his cool during a live sportscast? He anchored himself to the game plan!



48. What did the news anchor say when he reported on the latest technology innovation? "Looks like we've got a new anchor-breakthrough!"



49. Why did the news anchor take up cooking? She wanted to anchor the latest recipe trends!



50. How did the news anchor keep her timing on point during a live newscast? She anchored herself to the stopwatch!
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