BUS RIDDLES

In a bus, there is, A pregnant lady 24 years old, A security guard 37 years old, A random woman 56 years old, Driver 68 years old, Who is the youngest?

A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one-way street. He passes the cops but they dont stop him. Why?

You are driving a bus, Six people get on, two people get off, then 10 people get on and five people get off, then eight people get on and four more people get off.

What color were the bus driver's eyes?

How do Playboy bunnies get to work?

You're driving down the road in your car on a wild and stormy night. The weather is like a hurricane, with heavy rains, high winds, and lightning flashing constantly. While driving, you come across a partially-covered bus stop, and you can see three people waiting for a bus:

1. An old woman who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3.The perfect partner you have been dreaming about (your soulmate).

Knowing that you only have room for one passenger in your car (its a really small car), which one would you choose to offer a ride to? And why?

I follow a route but I'm not a mailman
I'm red in London but I'm not a telephone box
I'm sometimes yellow in the US but I'm not a taxi
I'm a mode of transport but I'm not a train
I have wheels that go round and round but I'm not a car

This is a method of transport
It is what is used by Greyhound
According to a well-known song
The wheels on this go round and round

This vehicle makes frequent stops
So getting to places can be slow
In London theyre usually red
The ones you take to school are yellow

Seeing the picture, can you identify in which direction is it going - left or right?

I carry children I take them to school. I have many wheels. I say beep beep! I know! I am a?

I go very far, so there's no need to push.
Bigger than a car, yet can hide in a bush.
They say I go round and round, like a top.
I move on the ground until I reach a stop.
What am I?

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

How do eels get around the seabed?

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Bus Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the bus driver feel like a millionaire? Because he had a fare amount of money.



2. What did the bus say to the car at the red light? "Hey buddy, I'm a-busy!"



3. Why did the bus driver always lose at poker? Because he folded under pressure.



4. What do you call a bus that can fly? An Omnibus.



5. How does a bus stay in shape? It takes the highway to the danger zone.



6. Why did the bus driver need a new job? He felt like he was stuck in a rut.



7. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept complaining about the bumpy ride? "Hey, it's not my fault the road has potholes. That's just how we roll."



8. Did you hear about the bus driver who got lost on purpose? He wanted to take a scenic route.



9. How does a bus like its coffee? With a little bit of cream and a whole lot of grind.



10. What did the bus driver say to the thief who tried to steal his fare box? "Hey buddy, don't try to cash in on my hard work."



11. How does a bus keep its engine in shape? By getting regular tune-ups.



12. What do you call a bus driver who's always in a hurry? Nervous Rex.



13. Why did the bus have to go to the doctor? It had a clogged up fuel system.



14. What do you call a bus that's always late? A postponement.



15. Why do buses have rubber tires? To reduce the shock when they run over people's feet.



16. How does a bus stay cool in the summer? With a powerful air conditioner.



17. Why was the bus driver confused when he got to the airport? He thought he was supposed to pick up fares, not passengers.



18. What do you call a bus that's lost its way? A misguided transit.



19. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept complaining about the smell? "Hey, we can't all smell like roses. That's why we have windows."



20. How does a bus survive in the wilderness? It adapts to its surroundings, using its speed and agility to outrun predators.



21. Why did the bus driver feel like a superhero? Because he was always on a mission to save the day.



22. What do you call a bus that's always stopping and starting? An indecisive locomotion.



23. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept talking loudly on their phones? "Hey, I'm trying to steer this ship. Can you keep it down?"



24. How does a bus stay motivated? By setting attainable goals for itself.



25. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always stuck in traffic? Because he was surrounded by a bunch of stationary cars.



26. What do you call a bus driver who always makes the wrong turn? A navigator's nightmare.



27. How does a bus stay hydrated? By drinking plenty of fluids and filling up its tank with fresh water.



28. What did the bus say to the train at the rail crossing? "Hey buddy, you're blocking my route to success."



29. Why do people always turn to the bus driver for advice? Because he's a road scholar.



30. How does a bus stay focused? By tuning out distractions and staying on course.



31. What do you call a bus that's full of clowns? A comedy carer.



32. Why did the bus driver always wear sunglasses? He liked to look cool, calm and collected behind the wheel.



33. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept arguing over seats? "Hey, there's plenty of room for all of you. Let's just enjoy the ride together."



34. How does a bus stay grounded? By keeping its feet firmly planted on the asphalt.



35. Why did the bus driver always feel like he was being watched? Because he had all eyes on him.



36. What do you call a bus that's on fire? A flame-thrower.



37. How does a bus stay positive? By always seeing the glass as half full.



38. Why did the bus driver feel like a rock star? Because he was always on tour.



39. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept standing near the front? "Hey, step aside and let me drive this baby."



40. How does a bus stay in shape? By getting plenty of exercise, like walking on its massive tires.



41. What do you call a bus that's always speeding? A reckless roadster.



42. Why did the bus driver always feel like he was in a time warp? Because he was always rushing to beat the clock.



43. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept asking when they would arrive? "I'm doing my best to get us there on time. Let's enjoy the ride and see where it takes us."



44. How does a bus stay up to date with technology? By investing in advanced navigation systems and smart devices.



45. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always on a rollercoaster? Because he was always going up and down the hills of the city.



46. What do you call a bus that's always taking shortcuts? A bypass.



47. How does a bus stay resilient? By bouncing back from rough roads and unexpected detours.



48. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always in the spotlight? Because he had to make sure everyone was safe and accounted for.



49. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept singing loudly? "Hey, if you're gonna enjoy the ride, you might as well do it in tune."



50. How does a bus stay stylish? By getting regular paint jobs and adding custom decals.