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Bus Riddles
One of the most popular forms of transportation worldwide is the bus. So there's no wonder that there are lots of great bus riddles we were able to gather and add to the collection.

Many of these brain teasers contain the word bus, either as the answer or as part of the question. They are great to use with kids and especially with other riddles related to transportation in some way.

These questions do range in difficulty. Some are short, sweet, and have a touch of humor. Others are more intense and will require a much more intense examination of the clues to be solved correctly.

We love hearing original riddles from our audience. If you have any fresh brain teasers related to buses, please share with us by adding them to this collection. There is a form to do so at the end of this page.

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In A Bus There Is A Pregnant Lady Riddle

Hint:
The baby in the pregnant woman's womb is the youngest in the Bus.
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A Bus Driver Goes The Wrong Way Riddle

Hint:
He was walking.
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You Are Driving A Bus Riddle

Hint:
Whatever color your eyes are. 'You' are driving a bus.
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Playboy Bunnies Riddle

Hint:
Rabbit Transit
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Three People At A Bus Stop Riddle

Hint:
I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the old woman to the hospital. Then I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.
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Sometimes Yellow Riddle

Hint:
A bus
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Wheels Go Round Riddle

Hint:
A bus.
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Taking You To School

Hint:
School Bus
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The Moving Bus Riddle

Hint: Keep in mind that the bus is moving in UK
Since the door is not visible in this picture, the bus is moving in the left direction.
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Carrying Children Riddle

Hint:
School bus
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Bigger Than A Car Riddle

Hint:
A bus
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The Double Decker Bus Riddle

Hint:
The deceased!
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Seabed Eels Riddle

Hint:
They go by octobus.
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Monsters On The Bus Riddle

Hint:
Squash.
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Missing The Bus Riddle

Hint:
Because he hung around for too long.
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Post Your Bus Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Bus Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the bus driver feel like a millionaire? Because he had a fare amount of money.



2. What did the bus say to the car at the red light? "Hey buddy, I'm a-busy!"



3. Why did the bus driver always lose at poker? Because he folded under pressure.



4. What do you call a bus that can fly? An Omnibus.



5. How does a bus stay in shape? It takes the highway to the danger zone.



6. Why did the bus driver need a new job? He felt like he was stuck in a rut.



7. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept complaining about the bumpy ride? "Hey, it's not my fault the road has potholes. That's just how we roll."



8. Did you hear about the bus driver who got lost on purpose? He wanted to take a scenic route.



9. How does a bus like its coffee? With a little bit of cream and a whole lot of grind.



10. What did the bus driver say to the thief who tried to steal his fare box? "Hey buddy, don't try to cash in on my hard work."



11. How does a bus keep its engine in shape? By getting regular tune-ups.



12. What do you call a bus driver who's always in a hurry? Nervous Rex.



13. Why did the bus have to go to the doctor? It had a clogged up fuel system.



14. What do you call a bus that's always late? A postponement.



15. Why do buses have rubber tires? To reduce the shock when they run over people's feet.



16. How does a bus stay cool in the summer? With a powerful air conditioner.



17. Why was the bus driver confused when he got to the airport? He thought he was supposed to pick up fares, not passengers.



18. What do you call a bus that's lost its way? A misguided transit.



19. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept complaining about the smell? "Hey, we can't all smell like roses. That's why we have windows."



20. How does a bus survive in the wilderness? It adapts to its surroundings, using its speed and agility to outrun predators.



21. Why did the bus driver feel like a superhero? Because he was always on a mission to save the day.



22. What do you call a bus that's always stopping and starting? An indecisive locomotion.



23. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept talking loudly on their phones? "Hey, I'm trying to steer this ship. Can you keep it down?"



24. How does a bus stay motivated? By setting attainable goals for itself.



25. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always stuck in traffic? Because he was surrounded by a bunch of stationary cars.



26. What do you call a bus driver who always makes the wrong turn? A navigator's nightmare.



27. How does a bus stay hydrated? By drinking plenty of fluids and filling up its tank with fresh water.



28. What did the bus say to the train at the rail crossing? "Hey buddy, you're blocking my route to success."



29. Why do people always turn to the bus driver for advice? Because he's a road scholar.



30. How does a bus stay focused? By tuning out distractions and staying on course.



31. What do you call a bus that's full of clowns? A comedy carer.



32. Why did the bus driver always wear sunglasses? He liked to look cool, calm and collected behind the wheel.



33. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept arguing over seats? "Hey, there's plenty of room for all of you. Let's just enjoy the ride together."



34. How does a bus stay grounded? By keeping its feet firmly planted on the asphalt.



35. Why did the bus driver always feel like he was being watched? Because he had all eyes on him.



36. What do you call a bus that's on fire? A flame-thrower.



37. How does a bus stay positive? By always seeing the glass as half full.



38. Why did the bus driver feel like a rock star? Because he was always on tour.



39. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept standing near the front? "Hey, step aside and let me drive this baby."



40. How does a bus stay in shape? By getting plenty of exercise, like walking on its massive tires.



41. What do you call a bus that's always speeding? A reckless roadster.



42. Why did the bus driver always feel like he was in a time warp? Because he was always rushing to beat the clock.



43. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept asking when they would arrive? "I'm doing my best to get us there on time. Let's enjoy the ride and see where it takes us."



44. How does a bus stay up to date with technology? By investing in advanced navigation systems and smart devices.



45. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always on a rollercoaster? Because he was always going up and down the hills of the city.



46. What do you call a bus that's always taking shortcuts? A bypass.



47. How does a bus stay resilient? By bouncing back from rough roads and unexpected detours.



48. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always in the spotlight? Because he had to make sure everyone was safe and accounted for.



49. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept singing loudly? "Hey, if you're gonna enjoy the ride, you might as well do it in tune."



50. How does a bus stay stylish? By getting regular paint jobs and adding custom decals.
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