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Riddles and Answers © 2024
Disneyland In China Riddle
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Visiting Beijing Riddle
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Game Show Restaurant Riddle
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5 China Men Riddle
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Chinese Billionaire Riddle
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Lanterns And Parades Riddle
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Longest Border Riddle
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Chinese Attire Riddle
A man in downtown runs a tea shop, one day his bulb goes out, so he gets on a ladder to replace it, however; he falls off and his priceless Chinese attire gets covered in tea, yet he is able to salvage it, how?
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Old Chinese Man Riddle
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A Large Country Riddle
I have five stars on my flag but Im not Honduras
Im one of the largest countries in the world but Im not the USA
I have cuisine which is very popular but Im not Italy
Im in Asia but Im not India
I have a Great Wall but Im not Israel
Im one of the largest countries in the world but Im not the USA
I have cuisine which is very popular but Im not Italy
Im in Asia but Im not India
I have a Great Wall but Im not Israel
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Lots Of History Riddle
This place has lots of history
Including the Ming Dynasty
Shanghai is its largest city
Pottery and art are found a plenty
What country is it?
Including the Ming Dynasty
Shanghai is its largest city
Pottery and art are found a plenty
What country is it?
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The Great Wall Riddle
Im a country in Asia
That is well known for a Great Wall
Dynasties that ruled the land
And Beijing is my capital
That is well known for a Great Wall
Dynasties that ruled the land
And Beijing is my capital
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Pandas And Bamboo Riddle
If you visit this large country
You might see pandas eat bamboo
They have a red and yellow flag
And very tasty food too
You might see pandas eat bamboo
They have a red and yellow flag
And very tasty food too
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Contains China And Japan Riddle
This is a geography riddle
But the answer shouldnt faze ya
It contains China and Japan
Its the continent called _ _ _ _
But the answer shouldnt faze ya
It contains China and Japan
Its the continent called _ _ _ _
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The Center Of China
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Post Your China Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever China Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a Chinese fortune teller? A szechuanter!
2. Why did the Chinese musician refuse to play his instrument? Because he lost his kung-fu!
3. How does a Chinese chicken farmer count his eggs? With his henchicks!
4. What is the Chinese pirate's favorite letter? The C, because it's the only letter that matters!
5. Why did the Chinese chef have to go on a diet? Because he was eating everything in wonton!
6. What did the Chinese farmer say when he saw his crop? That's soy-awesome!
7. How did the Chinese knight test his sword? By using chop-suey!
8. How do you say "good idea" in Chinese? Wok-ay!
9. What do you call a Chinese magician? A hocus-roast duck!
10. Why do Chinese factory workers wear masks? So they won't catch China-flu!
11. What does a Chinese bartender say to his customers? Ni hao, are you rice tonight?
12. How does a Chinese accountant avoid getting in trouble with the government? By knowing how to yuan the books!
13. Why did the Chinese gardener plant a tree in his garden? Because he wanted to spruce it up!
14. What do you call the Chinese version of Facebook? Wok-Book!
15. Why don't Chinese vampires suck blood? Because they're afraid they'll get sush-eye!
16. What do you call a Chinese detective who investigates food crimes? Sherlock Wonton!
17. How do Chinese chefs measure the amount of seasoning they put in their dishes? They exert soy-dal power!
18. What do you call a Chinese restaurant that doesn't serve soup? Neither wonton nor noodle!
19. Why was the Chinese athlete disqualified from the race? He ran around the track wok-fast!
20. What is a Chinese fisherman's favorite fish? The won-dory fish!
21. What did the Chinese tourist say when they saw the Great Wall of China? This wall is egg-roll-ly amazing!
22. How do you say "I love you" in Chinese? I wonton you!
23. What do you call a Chinese thief who only steals tea? A chai-nese thief!
24. Why did the Chinese chef quit his job? He just couldn't cut it anymore!
25. What do you call a Chinese ice skater? A figure-won-ton skater!
26. What do you call a Chinese mountain climber? A rice-bagger!
27. How does a Chinese farmer keep his cows healthy? He feeds them moo-shu vegetables!
28. What do you call a Chinese anatomist? A stir-fryologist!
29. Why did the Chinese astronaut go to space? To get some egg-stra-terrestrial food!
30. How does a Chinese barber cut hair so quickly? He has a secret weapon, the Chopstix!
31. What do you call a Chinese gardener who specializes in grass? A lawn-gevity master!
32. Why did the Chinese dragon wear a coat? Because it was chili in the air!
33. How does a Chinese baker make his bread soft? He uses dim-sum flour!
34. What do you call a Chinese baker who makes only cakes? A bak-rice-tivist!
35. Why did the Chinese farmer shake the tree? To get the egg-rooster down!
36. How does a Chinese basketball player shoot hoops? By using his chowshooter!
37. What do you call a Chinese craftsman who makes furniture from bamboo? A bamboozler!
38. Why did the Chinese penguin get lost? Because it followed the wrong egg-roll!
39. How does a Chinese musician tune his guitar? He uses a soy-stringer!
40. What do you call a Chinese yoga instructor? A namaste-cha master!
41. How does a Chinese artist paint? He uses a wok brush!
42. Why did the Chinese chef cook outside? Because he didn't want the food to wok away!
43. What do you call a Chinese beekeeper? A honey-dipper!
44. How does a Chinese masseuse work? They use soy-lotion!
45. What do you call a Chinese pet shop? Pooched in Chinatown!
46. How does a Chinese tailor work so fast? He has many sutures!
47. What do you call a Chinese teacher who teaches dancing? A tutu-tor!
48. Why did the Chinese duck refuse to eat bread? Because he was on a quack-free diet!
49. How does a Chinese runner prepare for a race? By eating plenty of rice-run-das!
50. What do you call a Chinese handyman who specializes in electronics? An e-rice-man!
1. What do you call a Chinese fortune teller? A szechuanter!
2. Why did the Chinese musician refuse to play his instrument? Because he lost his kung-fu!
3. How does a Chinese chicken farmer count his eggs? With his henchicks!
4. What is the Chinese pirate's favorite letter? The C, because it's the only letter that matters!
5. Why did the Chinese chef have to go on a diet? Because he was eating everything in wonton!
6. What did the Chinese farmer say when he saw his crop? That's soy-awesome!
7. How did the Chinese knight test his sword? By using chop-suey!
8. How do you say "good idea" in Chinese? Wok-ay!
9. What do you call a Chinese magician? A hocus-roast duck!
10. Why do Chinese factory workers wear masks? So they won't catch China-flu!
11. What does a Chinese bartender say to his customers? Ni hao, are you rice tonight?
12. How does a Chinese accountant avoid getting in trouble with the government? By knowing how to yuan the books!
13. Why did the Chinese gardener plant a tree in his garden? Because he wanted to spruce it up!
14. What do you call the Chinese version of Facebook? Wok-Book!
15. Why don't Chinese vampires suck blood? Because they're afraid they'll get sush-eye!
16. What do you call a Chinese detective who investigates food crimes? Sherlock Wonton!
17. How do Chinese chefs measure the amount of seasoning they put in their dishes? They exert soy-dal power!
18. What do you call a Chinese restaurant that doesn't serve soup? Neither wonton nor noodle!
19. Why was the Chinese athlete disqualified from the race? He ran around the track wok-fast!
20. What is a Chinese fisherman's favorite fish? The won-dory fish!
21. What did the Chinese tourist say when they saw the Great Wall of China? This wall is egg-roll-ly amazing!
22. How do you say "I love you" in Chinese? I wonton you!
23. What do you call a Chinese thief who only steals tea? A chai-nese thief!
24. Why did the Chinese chef quit his job? He just couldn't cut it anymore!
25. What do you call a Chinese ice skater? A figure-won-ton skater!
26. What do you call a Chinese mountain climber? A rice-bagger!
27. How does a Chinese farmer keep his cows healthy? He feeds them moo-shu vegetables!
28. What do you call a Chinese anatomist? A stir-fryologist!
29. Why did the Chinese astronaut go to space? To get some egg-stra-terrestrial food!
30. How does a Chinese barber cut hair so quickly? He has a secret weapon, the Chopstix!
31. What do you call a Chinese gardener who specializes in grass? A lawn-gevity master!
32. Why did the Chinese dragon wear a coat? Because it was chili in the air!
33. How does a Chinese baker make his bread soft? He uses dim-sum flour!
34. What do you call a Chinese baker who makes only cakes? A bak-rice-tivist!
35. Why did the Chinese farmer shake the tree? To get the egg-rooster down!
36. How does a Chinese basketball player shoot hoops? By using his chowshooter!
37. What do you call a Chinese craftsman who makes furniture from bamboo? A bamboozler!
38. Why did the Chinese penguin get lost? Because it followed the wrong egg-roll!
39. How does a Chinese musician tune his guitar? He uses a soy-stringer!
40. What do you call a Chinese yoga instructor? A namaste-cha master!
41. How does a Chinese artist paint? He uses a wok brush!
42. Why did the Chinese chef cook outside? Because he didn't want the food to wok away!
43. What do you call a Chinese beekeeper? A honey-dipper!
44. How does a Chinese masseuse work? They use soy-lotion!
45. What do you call a Chinese pet shop? Pooched in Chinatown!
46. How does a Chinese tailor work so fast? He has many sutures!
47. What do you call a Chinese teacher who teaches dancing? A tutu-tor!
48. Why did the Chinese duck refuse to eat bread? Because he was on a quack-free diet!
49. How does a Chinese runner prepare for a race? By eating plenty of rice-run-das!
50. What do you call a Chinese handyman who specializes in electronics? An e-rice-man!