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Christian Riddles
Listed in this section we have one of the most amazing sets of christian riddles to be found on the worldwide web. Included in this list is an awesome variety of riddle types with a Christian theme.

Nearly every riddle featured in this set of brain teasers is injected with humor, scripture, and bible facts. These are riddles are great fun for all ages and especially for children. For those who teach Sunday school these riddles may just be what you need to make your students more engaged in class activities.

These will also be great for pastors who are looking to add humor and/or mental stimulation to sermon's and bible studies, as well as a host of other church activities.

Share and enjoy these riddles, and if you have any that you would like to add to our site submit them in the "Post Your Own" box, located at the bottom of each page.

A Boy Was 15 In 1990 Riddle

Hint:
The boy lived before Christ. Therefore, in 1995 B.C. he was 10 years old, and in 1990 he turned 15.
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Kong, Lear, And Nat Cole Riddle

Hint:
We Three Kings
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Noah's Lights Riddle

Hint:
Flood lights
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Without A Father Riddle

Hint:
Joshua, because he was the son of nun (none).
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A Symbol Of Christianity

Hint:
Its a cross
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Two Tablets Of Stone

Hint:
Moses
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The Fake Coin

Hint:
BC is before Christ. Christ was not yet born when the coin would have been made and the date would be impossible.
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A Face Of None Riddle

Hint:
God
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A Black And White Thud

Hint:
A nun falling downstairs
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Tennis In The Bible Riddle

Hint:
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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The Priest's Poop Riddle

Hint:
Holy Crap!
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Christmas Pizza Riddle

Hint:
Cheeses Crust.
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Some Animals And A Baby Riddle

Hint:
The Nativity
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Tempting Adam And Eve Riddle

Hint:
Snake.
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The Flood By Noah Riddle

Hint:
A rainbow.
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Post Your Christian Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Christian Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the pastor carry a bell at all times? Because he was always "praying through" the noise!

2. Why did the choir sing so well together? Because they were "in harmony" with the Lord!

3. Why did the Christian comedian always make jokes about the Bible? Because he was "scripturally funny"!

4. Why did the Sunday school teacher have a sore nose? Because she was always "picking up the sins" of her students!

5. Why did the worship leader always have a smile on his face? Because he had "joyful noise" to make!

6. Why did the pastor always prepare his sermons with a pencil? Because he was "drawing from the Word"!

7. Why did the Christian farmer pray for good crops? Because he wanted to "reap what he sows" in the Kingdom of God!

8. Why did the deacon have a black eye? Because he was "knocked out" by the Holy Spirit!

9. Why did the church elders always have tissues in their pockets? Because they were "weeping for the lost"!

10. Why did the church members always arrive early on Sunday mornings? Because they wanted to "beat the devil to the sanctuary"!

11. Why was the preacher always calm during his sermons? Because he had "peace like a river" in his heart!

12. Why did the choir director always have a baton in his hand? Because he was "leading the heavenly band"!

13. Why did the church janitor always have a broom in his hand? Because he was "sweeping souls" into the Kingdom of God!

14. Why did the youth pastor always have a guitar on his back? Because he wanted to "strum for the Son"!

15. Why did the worship team always have a piano player? Because they wanted to "praise the Lord with keys"!

16. Why did the Christian fisherman always pray before casting his line? Because he wanted to "hook a soul for Jesus"!

17. Why did the missionary pack a Bible in his suitcase? Because he wanted to "spread the Word" around the world!

18. Why did the Christian artist paint pictures of Jesus? Because he wanted to "capture the Savior's likeness"!

19. Why did the Sunday school class always listen to the Bible stories so intently? Because they wanted to "absorb the Gospel truth"!

20. Why did the church treasurer always balance the budget so well? Because he had "faithful accounting skills"!

21. What kind of boat did Jesus take his disciples on? The Ark of Salvation!

22. What do you call a group of singing angels? A heavenly choir-tus!

23. Why don't giraffes go to church? Because they already have their "high heaven" perspective!

24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a "wine of suffering"!

25. What did Noah say when he closed the door of the ark? "This is a boat time to be alive!"

26. What did the caterpillar say when he became a butterfly? "I have been 'transformed' by the power of God!"

27. Why did the pastor change his phone number? Because he wanted to give "glory to God in the highest"!

28. What did Moses say when he saw the burning bush? "Holy smokes, that's a miracle!"

29. What do you call a church that's always growing? A "blessed congregation"!

30. Why did the Israelites cross the Red Sea on foot? Because God "parted the waves" for them!

31. Why did the donkey get a role in the Nativity play? Because he was "stable"!

32. What did one angel say to the other after the birth of Jesus? "It's a Christmas miracle!"

33. Why did the wise men bring gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh? Because they wanted to "worship like royalty"!

34. Why did the Christian athlete always pray before a game? Because he wanted to "score one for the Lord"!

35. What did Jonah say when the whale spit him out on the shore? "I'm 'shore' glad to be alive!"

36. Why did the farmer give thanks for the harvest? Because he had a "corny" sense of humor!

37. What do you call a sheep that plays the guitar? A "woolly be baa'd" musician!

38. Why did the pastor have a hard time with keeping secrets? Because he loved to "preach the word"!

39. What did John the Baptist say before baptizing Jesus? "Are you 'water' you waiting for?"

40. Why don't pastors do well in gymnastics? Because they're always "church flipping"!

41. What do you call a bear with a Bible? A "grizzly soul"!

42. Why did Jesus feed the 5,000 with fish and bread? Because he wanted to "multiply the loaves and fishes"!

43. What do you call a camel that knows the Bible inside and out? A "scripture hump"!

44. Why did God create dogs? To teach us about unconditional "puppy love"!

45. What did David say when he conquered Goliath? "It's sling time for my Savior"!

46. Why did the caterpillar choose to become a butterfly? Because he knew it was "butterfly effect" for the Kingdom of God!

47. What do you call a penguin that goes to church every Sunday? A "devout bird"!

48. Why did the church members always get excited for Easter Sunday? Because they had a "hoppy" time at church!

49. What did the Christian rapper say after his performance? "I'm spitting 'holy fire' for the Lord!"

50. Why did the Christian artist paint portraits of the apostles? Because he wanted to "make a Saint-ment with his art"!
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