Top Of The Coconut Tree
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
Hint:
None of them, because you cant get a banana from a coconut tree! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. What did the coconut say when it saw its reflection? "Wow, I'm a total nut!"
2. Why did the coconut need a new car? Because its old one was coconut-oil-ed.
3. What did the coconut say to the palm tree? "Hey, leave some coconuts for the rest of us!"
4. Why did the coconut go to the gym? To workout its core!
5. How do you make a coconut laugh? Tickling its husk.
6. What did the coconut say when it met the pineapple? "I'm nuts about you!"
7. Why did the coconut take a break from social media? Because it was feeling coco-nutty.
8. What did the coconut say to the spoon? "You're my missing piece!"
9. How do you know if a coconut is ready to be eaten? It's a-peeling!
10. Why did the coconut cross the road? To get to the smoothie shop!
11. What do you call a bunch of coconuts hanging out together? A nut cluster.
12. Why did the coconut wear sunglasses? To avoid the paparazzi.
13. How does a coconut feel after a long day at work? Pretty nuts.
14. What did the coconut say when it won the lottery? "I'm going coco-nuts!"
15. Why did the coconut go to the beach? To get a tan!
16. How do you communicate with a coconut? You shell-abrate!
17. What did the coconut say when it met the lime? "You're looking pretty zesty today!"
18. Why did the coconut go skydiving? To get a real adrenaline rush!
19. How can you tell if a coconut is lying? It cracks itself up.
20. What did the coconut say to its best friend? "You're the cream to my pie!"
21. How does a coconut like its coffee? Coconut-creamy!
22. What did the coconut say when it was chosen for the big game? "I'm going to be a real game changer!"
23. How does a coconut feel after a hard workout? Totally husked.
24. Why did the coconut put on a sweater? Because it was feeling a little bit chilly.
25. What did the coconut say to the banana? "You drive me bananas!"
26. How do you find the perfect coconut? You go coco-nutting!
27. Why don't coconuts play baseball? They might get cracked!
28. What did the coconut say when it met the apple? "Nice to meet you, I've heard you're the apple of everyone's eye!"
29. How do coconuts like their music? Tropical, of course!
30. Why did the coconut go to the gym? To get a coco-toned body!
31. What did the coconut say to the watermelon? "I can't elope my feelings for you!"
32. Why don't coconuts drink alcohol? They already have a tough time cracking open!
33. How does a coconut make a smoothie? It blenderself.
34. What did the coconut say when it was feeling down? "I need a coco-nut hug."
35. Why did the coconut join the choir? To be a real nutcracker!
36. What did the coconut say when it was feeling mediocre? "I'm just a half-coconut."
37. How does a coconut like its pizza? With extra cheese and pineapple!
38. Why don't coconuts go swimming in the ocean? They're afraid of getting washed away.
39. What did the coconut say when it got a haircut? "I'm feeling quite fresh!"
40. How do you describe a fabulous coconut? Chic and nutty!
41. Why did the coconut go to the beach alone? It wanted to be a shell-fie.
42. What did the coconut say when it won the marathon? "I can't believe I went the whole nut!"
43. How does a coconut like its popcorn? Coconut-oily!
44. What did the coconut say when it saw a skeleton? "I'm a little scared, I'm just a nutshell!"
45. How does a coconut make a great cocktail? It adds a little bit of itself.
46. What do you get when you cross a coconut and a grape? A coconut with raisin experience!
47. Why did the coconut join the circus? It wanted to be a real acrobat-nut.
48. What did the coconut say when it was nervous? "I'm re-nutting my expectations!"
49. How does a coconut like its ice cream? Ice-creamy!
50. Why did the coconut go to outer space? To be the first nut on the moon!
1. What did the coconut say when it saw its reflection? "Wow, I'm a total nut!"
2. Why did the coconut need a new car? Because its old one was coconut-oil-ed.
3. What did the coconut say to the palm tree? "Hey, leave some coconuts for the rest of us!"
4. Why did the coconut go to the gym? To workout its core!
5. How do you make a coconut laugh? Tickling its husk.
6. What did the coconut say when it met the pineapple? "I'm nuts about you!"
7. Why did the coconut take a break from social media? Because it was feeling coco-nutty.
8. What did the coconut say to the spoon? "You're my missing piece!"
9. How do you know if a coconut is ready to be eaten? It's a-peeling!
10. Why did the coconut cross the road? To get to the smoothie shop!
11. What do you call a bunch of coconuts hanging out together? A nut cluster.
12. Why did the coconut wear sunglasses? To avoid the paparazzi.
13. How does a coconut feel after a long day at work? Pretty nuts.
14. What did the coconut say when it won the lottery? "I'm going coco-nuts!"
15. Why did the coconut go to the beach? To get a tan!
16. How do you communicate with a coconut? You shell-abrate!
17. What did the coconut say when it met the lime? "You're looking pretty zesty today!"
18. Why did the coconut go skydiving? To get a real adrenaline rush!
19. How can you tell if a coconut is lying? It cracks itself up.
20. What did the coconut say to its best friend? "You're the cream to my pie!"
21. How does a coconut like its coffee? Coconut-creamy!
22. What did the coconut say when it was chosen for the big game? "I'm going to be a real game changer!"
23. How does a coconut feel after a hard workout? Totally husked.
24. Why did the coconut put on a sweater? Because it was feeling a little bit chilly.
25. What did the coconut say to the banana? "You drive me bananas!"
26. How do you find the perfect coconut? You go coco-nutting!
27. Why don't coconuts play baseball? They might get cracked!
28. What did the coconut say when it met the apple? "Nice to meet you, I've heard you're the apple of everyone's eye!"
29. How do coconuts like their music? Tropical, of course!
30. Why did the coconut go to the gym? To get a coco-toned body!
31. What did the coconut say to the watermelon? "I can't elope my feelings for you!"
32. Why don't coconuts drink alcohol? They already have a tough time cracking open!
33. How does a coconut make a smoothie? It blenderself.
34. What did the coconut say when it was feeling down? "I need a coco-nut hug."
35. Why did the coconut join the choir? To be a real nutcracker!
36. What did the coconut say when it was feeling mediocre? "I'm just a half-coconut."
37. How does a coconut like its pizza? With extra cheese and pineapple!
38. Why don't coconuts go swimming in the ocean? They're afraid of getting washed away.
39. What did the coconut say when it got a haircut? "I'm feeling quite fresh!"
40. How do you describe a fabulous coconut? Chic and nutty!
41. Why did the coconut go to the beach alone? It wanted to be a shell-fie.
42. What did the coconut say when it won the marathon? "I can't believe I went the whole nut!"
43. How does a coconut like its popcorn? Coconut-oily!
44. What did the coconut say when it saw a skeleton? "I'm a little scared, I'm just a nutshell!"
45. How does a coconut make a great cocktail? It adds a little bit of itself.
46. What do you get when you cross a coconut and a grape? A coconut with raisin experience!
47. Why did the coconut join the circus? It wanted to be a real acrobat-nut.
48. What did the coconut say when it was nervous? "I'm re-nutting my expectations!"
49. How does a coconut like its ice cream? Ice-creamy!
50. Why did the coconut go to outer space? To be the first nut on the moon!