DIRTY RIDDLES

Fun Facts (Hints)

Here are a few funny dirty minded facts to help set the mood:
  • The female species of ferret will die within a year if she doesn't have sex.
  • The average human male ejaculates at a rate of over 250,000 sperm per instance.
  • 25% of all men choose to turn off the lights before they get busy.
  • There are two US states in which vibrators are illegal: Mississippi and Alabama.
  • An 18th century king is said to have deflowered near 40,000 women. (King Fatefehi of Tonga)
  • Making love can help to release the tension that causes headaches on the brain.

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    Dirty Riddles
    The staff at Riddles and Answers has done it again with this extensive set of dirty riddles for your adult enjoyment.

    We realize that one of the joys in "adulting" is being able to be a little dirty minded while exercising that sexy brain of yours. Which is why we bring you the most extensive collection of adult themed riddles you can find on the internet. These puzzles are challenging, funny, and a bit racy at the same time.

    Before you get started with these be sure to remember that not every answer to these sexually explicit questions will be as spicy as you may think.

    Think you're ready to get in a good laugh or two with your friends or alone as you try to find the answers to these very dirty questions?
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    Using Protection Riddle

    A boy had sex using protection. A few weeks later his girlfriend called and said she was pregnant. Her heart was broken. 9 months later, her water broke. What broke first?
    A boy had sex using protection. A few weeks later his girlfriend called and said she was pregnant. Her heart was broken. 9 months later, her water broke. What broke first?
    Hint:
    The condom
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    Sex Riddles 
    Solved: 68%
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    The Largest Breasts Riddle

    Which animal has the largest breasts?
    Which animal has the largest breasts?
    Hint:
    The ZeBRA
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    Animal Riddles Riddles Puns 
    Solved: 37%
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    The Highlight Of Many Dates Riddle

    Im the highlight of many dates. Im especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
    Im the highlight of many dates. Im especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
    Hint:
    A bowling ball
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    What Am I Riddles 
    Solved: 57%
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    Naughty Eyeball Riddle

    How do you punish a naughty eyeball?
    Hint:
    Give it fifty lashes.
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    Eye Riddles 
    Solved: 38%
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    Ready To Roll

    I get laid in an alley.

    I often end up in the middle of your split.

    When you slip your finger inside me, I'm ready to roll.

    What am I ?
    Hint:
    A bowling Ball
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    What Am I Riddles 
    Solved: 63%
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    Gay Detectives Riddle

    Why did the New York Police Department fire all their gay detectives?
    Hint:
    They kept blowing all their cases.
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    Police Riddles 
    Solved: 37%
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    Women Police Riddle

    Why do women make better police officers than men?
    Hint:
    Because they can bleed for a week and still not die.
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    Police Riddles 
    Solved: 50%
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    Chocolatey Men Riddle

    Why are men like chocolate bars?
    Why are men like chocolate bars?
    Hint:
    Because they are sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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    Simile Riddles Chocolate Riddles 
    Solved: 38%
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    No Elephants Allowed

    Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
    Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
    Hint:
    They might let down their trunks!
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    Elephant Riddles Pool Riddles 
    Solved: 46%
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    Laughing Billiards Riddle

    How do you make a pool table laugh?
    Hint:
    Put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls!
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    Pool Riddles 
    Solved: 49%
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    Giggling Leprechauns Riddle

    Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer?
    Hint:
    Cause the grass tickles their balls.
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    Leprechaun Riddles 
    Solved: 48%
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    Naming A Casket Riddle

    What's another name for a casket?
    Hint:
    Mourning wood.
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    Coffin Riddles 
    Solved: 41%
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    Natural Beauty Riddle

    Whats beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isnt trimmed regularly?
    Hint:
    The lawn.
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    Examples Of Riddles 
    Solved: 52%
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    Using Protection Riddle

    Im great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
    Hint:
    Gloves.
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    Best Riddles 
    Solved: 48%
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    I Go In Hard I Come Out Soft

    I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?
    Body parts remaining: 6
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    ?
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    Hint:
    Bubblegum
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    One Line Riddles 
    Solved: 56%

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    1. What do you call a dirty old man's favorite snack? A salty bone!

    2. Why did the dirty mind go to jail? For violating the obscenity laws!

    3. What do you call it when two dirty minds get together? A naughty rendezvous!

    4. Why did the dirty joke cross the road? To get on the other side of good taste!

    5. What do you call a dirty mind with a bad sense of humor? A smutty jester!

    6. Why did the dirty mind go to the bar? To get a stiff drink!

    7. What do you call a dirty mind in the morning? A dirty bird!

    8. Why did the dirty mind get a job as a garbage collector? To pick up dirty jokes!

    9. What do you call a dirty old man's favorite pastime? Playing with his wood!

    10. Why did the dirty joke make the police laugh? It was a real thigh-slapper!

    11. What do you call a dirty mind with a lot of charisma? A smooth operator!

    12. Why did the dirty joke go to the beach? To get a dirty tan!

    13. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for writing? A smutty scribe!

    14. Why did the dirty joke get a job as a chef? To cook up some spicy humor!

    15. What do you call a dirty mind at a Halloween party? A naughty ghost!

    16. Why did the dirty joke start a rock band? To play some dirty riffs!

    17. What do you call a dirty mind that works at a car wash? A soapy perv!

    18. Why did the dirty mind become a weatherman? To predict some dirty conditions!

    19. What do you call a dirty mind that works at a bakery? A pastry pervert!

    20. Why did the dirty joke start a podcast? To spread some dirty humor!

    21. What do you call a dirty mind that's also a magician? A sleazy illusionist!

    22. Why did the dirty joke go to the gym? To work on its abs-urdity!

    23. What do you call a dirty mind that's also a scientist? A perverted researcher!

    24. Why did the dirty joke go to the comedy club? To get some dirty laughs!

    25. What do you call a dirty mind with a sweet tooth? A candy pervert!

    26. Why did the dirty joke go to the doctor? To get a dirty bill of health!

    27. What do you call a dirty mind with a green thumb? A dirty gardener!

    28. Why did the dirty joke become a firefighter? To put out some hot humor!

    29. What do you call a dirty mind with a degree in psychology? A pervy analyst!

    30. Why did the dirty joke become a detective? To solve some dirty mysteries!

    31. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for painting? A smutty artist!

    32. Why did the dirty joke become a pilot? To fly some dirty skies!

    33. What do you call a dirty mind with a love for animals? A zoological pervert!

    34. Why did the dirty joke become a carpenter? To build some dirty structures!

    35. What do you call a dirty mind with a musical talent? A salacious musician!

    36. Why did the dirty joke go to the casino? To play some dirty games!

    37. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in history? A smutty scholar!

    38. Why did the dirty joke become a fashion model? To strut some dirty style!

    39. What do you call a dirty mind with a passion for cooking? A culinary pervert!

    40. Why did the dirty joke become a race car driver? To speed up some dirty humor!

    41. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for dancing? A sultry performer!

    42. Why did the dirty joke become a news reporter? To spread some dirty gossip!

    43. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for singing? A lewd vocalist!

    44. Why did the dirty joke become a stockbroker? To deal with some dirty money!

    45. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for acting? A lascivious thespian!

    46. Why did the dirty joke become a politician? To make some dirty deals!

    47. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in science fiction? A smutty Trekkie!

    48. Why did the dirty joke become a professional wrestler? To pin down some dirty laughs!

    49. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in fashion? A perverted fashionista!

    50. Why did the dirty joke become an astronaut? To explore some dirty space!
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