EASY RIDDLES

I have four legs and a tail.

I have no teeth.

I can swim and dive underwater.

I carry my house around with me.

I am a...

Some people bite into it
But it is not a carrot
It is a precious metal
Thats pure 24 karat
What is it?

It is a type of metal
Thats sometimes used for a necklace
Its not gold or copper though
Ag is the symbol for this
What is it?

I can come in three forms
But this is my solid state
And when I'm hard enough
On me you're able to skate
What am I?

Two single women attended a wedding. Both wore a gown, both carried a bouquet, but only one was still single when she went home. How can this be?

I am dressed in my tux and buttoned up tight, nervous I am as I await my new wife. Who am I?

Here is a riddle about transport
So it is time to use your brain
This has an engine and carriages
And runs on rails it's a_______?

I'm a transport you don't have to drive
Which means you can sit back and relax
I can take you across the country
Not in the air but along some tracks.

What could I be?

I am a 7 letter word. You can find me at the end of an aisle where two hearts are joined together as one.
What am I?

What is the coldest country in the world?

What is a pair of two
what do you wear everyday
what comes in a box
it covers 10 little piggies?

What do you call a grumpy cow?

I am a fruit that is very spiky on the outside and yellow, soft and juicy on the inside. I have APPLE in my name, but I am not an apple! What am I?

I am a yellow fruit with three of the letter A in my name. I have a lot of potassium to help your muscles work better. I am tough on the outside and soft on the inside. What am I?

I come in long, crunchy pieces and I taste good with peanut butter. I have a lot of fiber and I am green. What am I?

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1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

3. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psychopath.

4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

5. Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

6. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.

7. What happens when you explain something to a donkey? Well, you are just talking to an ass.

8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

9. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? "Supplies!"

11. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

14. What did one math book say to the other? I've got problems.

15. I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.

16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

17. Do you know how to make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!

18. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

19. What happens when you eat too many alphabet letters? You end up with vowel movements.

20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

22. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish.

23. What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man.

24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

25. Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree? Because they're really good at it.

26. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.

27. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

28. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

30. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was too tired.

31. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

32. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

33. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

34. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

35. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.

36. What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?

37. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

39. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

40. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

41. Why doesn't NASA ever send a cow to space? Because they can’t find anyone who understands the cow language.

42. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

43. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.

44. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosting.

46. Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? She couldn't control her pupils.

47. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

48. What do you call an alligator in a suit? An investigator.

49. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

50. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a tomato? Frosty the tomato.