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Confused Egyptian Riddle

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Because his daddy was a mummy!
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Egyptian Vacation Riddle

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The mummies are afraid to relax and unwind!
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Egyptian Heroes Riddle

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With Hero-glyphics!
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The Old Egyptian Riddle

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See-Nile!
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Not A Gift Riddle

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A mummy
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A Body Wrapped In Cloth Riddle

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A Mummy
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Dancing Tut Riddle

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He's all wrapped up!
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Egyptian Funeral Home Riddle

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Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!
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A God Bad At Games Riddle

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Anubis. (ANOOBis)
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Egyptian Doctor Riddle

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A Cairo-practor!
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Hungry Pharaohs Riddle

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Pizza Tut!
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Cleopatra's Therapy Riddle

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She was the Queen of Denial! (The Nile)
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Small Rivers Riddle

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Juveniles
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Two Pyramids Riddle

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How's your mummy?
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Six Legs And A Tail Riddle

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The Norse God Odin
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1. What do you call an Egyptian bird who loves to dance? Pharaoh-rooster.

2. Why did the Egyptian only eat half of his sandwich? Because he Sphinx it's too much.

3. How do you make an Egyptian happy? You Nile their problems away.

4. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say when he forgot his sunscreen? Tut-tut, son.

5. Why are Egyptian mummies great at storytelling? They have a lot of wrap-tures.

6. What do you call an Egyptian fortune teller? A Cleo-patriarch.

7. What do you call an Egyptian cow? A mookh.

8. Why did the Egyptian cross the Nile? To get to the other pyramid.

9. What do you get when you mix an Egyptian queen and a doughnut? Cleo-nut.

10. What do you call an Egyptian vegetable that's prone to whining? A whine-dict.

11. What do you call an Egyptian pastry chef? A baklawa-n.

12. What's the most patriotic Egyptian bird? The Pharoah-go.

13. Why did the Egyptian priest go on a diet? He wanted to be Anubis.

14. What do you call an Egyptian who's always on time? Pharawatch.

15. Why did the Egyptian couple break up? They were just too farao-part.

16. What do you call an Egyptian that never speaks the truth? A Sphinx-ter.

17. Who is an Egyptian's favorite rapper? Tuten-Khameen.

18. What do you call an Egyptian who loves to dance in the desert? A sand-dancer.

19. Why did the Egyptian farmer refuse to drink milk? He didn't want to pasteur-eyes it.

20. Why did the camel refuse to drink water? It was afraid it would Nefertiti.

21. Why did the Egyptian penguin feel left out? Because it wasn't pharoah's enough.

22. What did the Egyptian pharaoh say to the dentist? Can you Karnak these teeth?

23. Why did the crocodile join the Egyptian army? For the Pharaonic benefits.

24. What do you call an Egyptian who can't sleep at night? A mumm-insomniac.

25. Why did the Egyptian artist become a rapper? He wanted to express his hieroglyphics.

26. What do you call an Egyptian bull who's good at math? A Numoosit.

27. Why did the Egyptian king refuse to brushing his teeth? He didn't want to Pharaoh-way his enamel.

28. What do you call an Egyptian bread that's really good? Phyroohyah.

29. Why did the Egyptian camel feel insulted? Because it was called a dromeda-hair.

30. What do you call an Egyptian crocodile with a cold? Snotep.

31. Why did the Egyptian king get bored in bed? He had a Pharahoevr.

32. What do you call an Egyptian butler? A mummy-fier.

33. Why did the Egyptian couple break up? They found they were not Osiris.

34. What do you call an Egyptian who sings all the time? A karakoka.

35. Why did the Egyptian farmer plant potatoes? He wanted to Aswan the earth.

36. What do you call an Egyptian drummer? A tombak-ist.

37. Why did the Egyptian refuse to drive a car? He was afraid he might Hyksos it.

38. What do you call an Egyptian monkey? A baboon-ben.

39. Why did the Egyptian king refuse to dance? He didn't want to disturb his antiques.

40. What do you call an Egyptian who's always late? A Pharao-loser.

41. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh always wear his crown? He wanted to look Luxor.

42. What do you call an Egyptian who's always in a hurry? A Nefertiti-tude.

43. Why did the Egyptian farmer plant garlic? He wanted to mummify his breath.

44. What do you call an Egyptian who hates to travel? Tuten-car-moon.

45. Why did the Egyptian king refuse to eat grapes? He didn't want a Cairo-ver.

46. What do you call an Egyptian skunk? Pharoah-fume.

47. Why did the Egyptian king become a plumber? He wanted to fix his pyramids.

48. What do you call an Egyptian bank robber? A Tutankhamun.

49. Why did the Egyptian poet become a rapper? He wanted to put his words in pharaoh-mation.

50. What do you call an Egyptian spider? A Pharoah-post.
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