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I Am Up In The Sky

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A cloud
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Who Is This Traveler?

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An iceberg - travels East as an iceberg, free flowing water when melted, flies up to sky when evaporated, falls back down as rain.
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1. What do you call a tree that's always cold? A shivergreen.

2. How do trees get on the internet? They log in.

3. What did the ocean say to the shore? Sea you later.

4. What do you get when you mix a tree and a bicycle? A Bi-cyc-leaf.

5. What did the grass say to the lawn mower? Long time no see.

6. What do you call a bear's garbage disposal? A grizzly grinder.

7. How do you keep a plant from getting sick? You give it planty of rest.

8. What did the wind turbine say to the solar panel? You're so radiant.

9. How did the tree fix its broken branch? With a leafy patch.

10. What do you call a lazy river? A flow-go-slow.

11. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi to be with.

12. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

13. What did the glacier say to the iceberg? You make me feel so chill.

14. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He wanted to make sure he had hop-toad coverage.

15. Why did the bird get in trouble at school? She was caught tweeting during class.

16. How do you turn the ocean into a salad? Add a seaweed dressing.

17. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A kingfish.

18. Why did the ant refuse to go to the party? He was afraid he would be ant-agonized.

19. How do you cheer up a sad river? You give it a stream of encouragement.

20. What do you call a snobbish tree? An eli-tree.

21. Why did the tide go out so early? It wanted to be on time for its dinner-date with the moon.

22. What did the sunflower say to the bee? Hi honey.

23. What did the caterpillar say after it had a lot of breakfast? I'm feeling quite full-tillar.

24. How do you make a garden grow taller? You add high-drate.

25. What do you call a plant that's always studying? An absorb-sorrel.

26. Why was the soil always tired? It was always dirt-napping.

27. What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for shore-ing up my spirits.

28. Why did the tree go on a date with the park bench? He wanted to branch out.

29. What do you call a frog that's a great storyteller? A ribbiting raconteur.

30. What do you call two trees that are in love? Pine-perfect pair.

31. Why did the budgie take up gardening? He wanted to have his own tweet garden.

32. What did the tree say when it was asked to be in a movie? I'll sap the life out of my performance.

33. Why did the snail go to the automobile factory? To get his shell repaired.

34. What did the sunflower say to the bumblebee? Hey sweetie, want some sun-nec-tar?

35. Why don't trees like jokes? They take them too literally.

36. How do you make a pond happy? You give it a lotus attention.

37. What do you call a plant that takes too many selfies? A narciss-seed.

38. Why did the tree hire a detective? He wanted to find out who was sapping his sap.

39. What do you call a tree that can't keep a secret? A goss-tree.

40. What did the garden say to the farmer? You make me feel so dirt-tay.

41. Why did the frog get into politics? He wanted to make a croak in the system.

42. How do you make a pond sparkle? You add some water glitz.

43. What did the bell pepper say to the compost? I'll be back in a matter of decay.

44. What did the plant say to the solar panel? You light up my life.

45. Why did the water fall in love with the canyon? It was love at first sprite.

46. What do you call a tree that's always grumpy? A sassafrass.

47. What did the beach say when the ocean refused to go out with him? Don't be so wave-y.

48. Why did the flower try to learn Spanish? He wanted to be a rosa-linguo.

49. What do you call a flower that's always getting attention? A popular-petalled plant.

50. Why did the grass go to the dentist? It had a root canal.
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