FOOD RIDDLES

What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?

What's the best thing to put in a pie?

What do ghosts like for dessert?

What do witches put on their bagels?

What do little monsters eat?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

How do you know if there's a elephant in your refrigerator?

I come in long, crunchy pieces and I taste good with peanut butter. I have a lot of fiber and I am green. What am I?

Why are elephants so poor?

What kind of pigs know karate?

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

I look like a fuzzy little oval-shaped ball on the outside and when you cut me in half, you can eat my green insides with a spoon. What am I?

I am round and red. My meat is also red. Some people think I am a vegetable but I am really a fruit. People like to use me in a salad. What am I?

I may grow underground, but I also have eye. When I land on your dinner plate, you call me french fries. What am I?

I come in shades of red or green, I'm round and sometimes sweet, sometimes sour? What might I be?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Food Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.



5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.



6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.



7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.



8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.



9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.



10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!