FOOD RIDDLES

This normally grows in fields
Its a grain from what I hear
It can be eaten piece by piece
Or straight from a long ear

What food is this?

You throw away the outside and cook the inside and then you eat the outside and throw the inside. What is it?

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

What does a skipper eat for breakfast?

What is the best food to eat when you're scared?

Why did the hamburger always lose the race

What did the peanut-butter say to the bread?

How did the french fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate?

Why is spaghetti the smartest food there is?

How much did the butcher charge for his venison?

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

What kind of beans don't grow in garden?

What happened to the beans when they showed up late to work?

Why did Billy have a hot dog in his shoe?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Food Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.



5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.



6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.



7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.



8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.



9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.



10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!