FOOD RIDDLES

The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Im spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

What did the Wicked Witch of the East keep her food in?

What do you call a game show in a Chinese Restaurant?

Why did the cookie cry?

How can you make a sandwitch much tastier?

What is a waffle that's been buried in sand?

What Tex-Mex food is good at measuring?

When is the best time to cover a burrito with cheese?

What kind of Mexican food can give you frostbite?

Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?

What was a trick that the loaf of bread taught the dog? Body parts remaining: 6

What do computers eat for a snack?

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Food Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.



5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.



6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.



7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.



8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.



9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.



10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!