Black As Night Riddle
With three eyes and a black as night, I frequently knock down ten men with a single strike! What am I?
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Stealing Second Riddle
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Terrible Luck Riddle
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Keeping Pieces Of Paper Together
I get pressed down but Im not a button
Im made of plastic and metal but Im not a food blender
I have a spring inside but Im not a bed
I bend pieces of metal but Im not a steel worker
I keep pieces of paper together but Im not a paper clip
What is this?
Im made of plastic and metal but Im not a food blender
I have a spring inside but Im not a bed
I bend pieces of metal but Im not a steel worker
I keep pieces of paper together but Im not a paper clip
What is this?
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Keeping The Weather Out
I am here to keep the weather out
I am clear unless unwashed
I am here so you can see sky
I am smooth unless a crack in me
I am...
I am clear unless unwashed
I am here so you can see sky
I am smooth unless a crack in me
I am...
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Letting Air In Riddle
There are a lot of me on schools
On a car and your home too
Made of glass and can be opened
In order to let air through
I'm????
On a car and your home too
Made of glass and can be opened
In order to let air through
I'm????
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Looking Out To Spy
Something you look out to spy, to watch birds or cars going by, they might be low, they might be high. What is it?
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I Help With Your Paperwork
My name sounds as though I like to fight
But you will actually find Im kinder
Because I help with your paperwork
By ensuring it goes in a binder
What is this?
But you will actually find Im kinder
Because I help with your paperwork
By ensuring it goes in a binder
What is this?
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Six Strings
This can sometimes be electric
Although it is not a car
Its a musical instrument
With six strings - its a?
Although it is not a car
Its a musical instrument
With six strings - its a?
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Hold Me By Neck
Hold me by the neck and I won't mind,
if I get wrong I just need a good wind.
If you want me you better pick wisely,
just use your ears and I'll follow you blindly.
I am?
if I get wrong I just need a good wind.
If you want me you better pick wisely,
just use your ears and I'll follow you blindly.
I am?
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The Hatters Watch Riddle
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The Blindfolded Sharpshooter Riddle
A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?
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New Year's Parade
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The Tournament of Roses Parade, also known as the Rose Bowl Parade, occurs each New Year's Day in Pasadena, California. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
An Octopuses Fav Time Of The Year
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The Number Of Triangles
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1. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
5. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
6. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
7. Why did the robber take a bath before stealing? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
11. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? They'd be bagels.
12. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
13. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
16. Why don't mummies go on vacations? They're afraid they'll unwind.
17. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
19. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.
20. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
21. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
23. Why did the tomato turn blue? It was holding its breath.
24. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
26. Why do ducks make terrible detectives? They always quack the case.
27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
28. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
29. Why don't ants get sick? They have little ant-bodies.
30. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
31. Why did the orange go to school? To get a degree in peelosophy.
32. Why did the plumber need a nap? He was feeling drain-ed.
33. Why did the pig get a sunburn? Because he was bacon in the sun.
34. Why did the pizza maker refuse to put vegetables on his pizza? It was a pizza cake.
35. Why did the frog visit the bank? He wanted to deposit his jump change.
36. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
37. Why don't penguins like talking in public? They always feel like they're being watched.
38. Why did the cat go to the vet? It was feline sick.
39. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
40. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of viruses.
41. Why did the banana break up with the apple? Because it couldn't keep the peelings alive.
42. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
43. Why did the dog eat the clock? It wanted to have a snack time.
44. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
45. Why don't eggs go to the gym? They don't want to get scrambled.
46. Why did the squash go to the dance? It wanted to choreograph its moves.
47. Why don't dentists like math? Because they always use angles.
48. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They lift their own spirits.
49. Why did the baker go to therapy? To work on her kneads.
50. Why don't polar bears wear shoe sizes? Because they have bear feet!
1. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
5. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
6. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
7. Why did the robber take a bath before stealing? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
11. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? They'd be bagels.
12. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
13. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
16. Why don't mummies go on vacations? They're afraid they'll unwind.
17. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
19. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.
20. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
21. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
23. Why did the tomato turn blue? It was holding its breath.
24. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
26. Why do ducks make terrible detectives? They always quack the case.
27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
28. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
29. Why don't ants get sick? They have little ant-bodies.
30. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
31. Why did the orange go to school? To get a degree in peelosophy.
32. Why did the plumber need a nap? He was feeling drain-ed.
33. Why did the pig get a sunburn? Because he was bacon in the sun.
34. Why did the pizza maker refuse to put vegetables on his pizza? It was a pizza cake.
35. Why did the frog visit the bank? He wanted to deposit his jump change.
36. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
37. Why don't penguins like talking in public? They always feel like they're being watched.
38. Why did the cat go to the vet? It was feline sick.
39. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
40. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of viruses.
41. Why did the banana break up with the apple? Because it couldn't keep the peelings alive.
42. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
43. Why did the dog eat the clock? It wanted to have a snack time.
44. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
45. Why don't eggs go to the gym? They don't want to get scrambled.
46. Why did the squash go to the dance? It wanted to choreograph its moves.
47. Why don't dentists like math? Because they always use angles.
48. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They lift their own spirits.
49. Why did the baker go to therapy? To work on her kneads.
50. Why don't polar bears wear shoe sizes? Because they have bear feet!