Crying Grapes Riddle
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A Date With Adam Widdle
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Standing On A Grape Riddle
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Jasmine At The Market Place
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Food Colors Riddle
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Half An Apple Riddle
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Baby Strawberry Riddle
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Rough Around The Edges Riddle
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20 Apples Riddle
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
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A Farmer In California
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
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Farmer Browns Melons Riddle
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
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A Red Fruit Riddle
I am a fruit thats red
Thats often used in a smoothie
Im bought in a punnet
And made into jam and jelly
What am I?
Thats often used in a smoothie
Im bought in a punnet
And made into jam and jelly
What am I?
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Not A Potato Riddle
I have skin but Im not a person
I can be peeled but Im not a potato
Im a fruit but Im not an orange
I grow on trees but Im not a banana
Im usually red or green but Im not a grape
What am I?
I can be peeled but Im not a potato
Im a fruit but Im not an orange
I grow on trees but Im not a banana
Im usually red or green but Im not a grape
What am I?
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Juicy On The Inside Riddle
I am a fruit that is very spiky on the outside and yellow, soft and juicy on the inside. I have APPLE in my name, but I am not an apple! What am I?
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Smell Very Sweet Riddle
I am a melon that is orange on the inside with lots of seeds. I smell very sweet. My vitamin A helps to give you strong bones. What am I?
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Post Your Fruit Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Fruit Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
2. What did the grape say to the kiwi? "You make my heart go fuzzy."
3. How does one make a fruit salad laugh? Tell it a grape joke!
4. Why did the orange quit the band? Because it refused to be a mere segment.
5. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a watermelon do? Keep the dentist at bay!
6. Why did the strawberry always wear a tiny coat? Because it was a little jammy.
7. What did the peach say when its partner proposed? "You're the zest thing that's ever happened to me."
8. How many tickles does it take to make an avocado laugh? Ten-tickles.
9. What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a cactus? A fruit salad that's a little prickly.
10. Why did the fig get a job as a detective? Because it was great at fig-uring things out.
11. Why did the apple go to the gym? To get a core workout.
12. Why did the grape refuse to run for office? Because it didn't want to be in a raisin.
13. What's a fruit's favorite pet? A mango-retriever.
14. What did the strawberry say after going on vacation? "It's berry nice to be back home!"
15. How do you make a melon shake? Just add a little water-melon.
16. What did the apple say to the orange when they got lost in the forest? "Please a-peel to me for help."
17. What do you call a grape that sings? A grape-erazzi.
18. Why did the cherry break up with its partner? Because it was tired of being pi(t)ted against other fruits.
19. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
20. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
22. Why did the kiwi hang out with the banana? Because it was feeling a-peeling.
23. Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
24. Why did the avocado go to the movies alone? Because it wanted to be pit-iful.
25. What kind of fruit likes to play jokes? Prank-pears!
26. Why did the orange make such a great teacher? Because it had a lot of zest for life.
27. How do you make a lemon laugh? Just squeeze it a little.
28. What do you call a group of melons that perform together? A cantaloupe.
29. Why did the pear become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of humor(ous).
30. Why did the fruit go to the party? To get a little grape-ful.
31. What do you call a raspberry playing the guitar? A jammin' berry.
32. Why did the strawberry fail its driver's test? Because it always ran red lights.
33. Why did the orange get a job as a chef? Because it loved to zest things up!
34. How does a banana answer the telephone? "Yellow?"
35. What do you call a group of fruits that tell scary stories? Horrific.
36. Why did the watermelon run away from home? Because it was going through a rind.
37. How do mangoes celebrate their victories? With a mango-toast.
38. Why did the lime feel sad? Because nobody would give it a fresh squeeze.
39. What kind of fruit likes to write poetry? Rhymeberry!
40. Why did the grape go to the concert? To see his favorite grape band play.
41. What do you call a fruit with a criminal record? A bad apple.
42. Why did the peach refuse to fight back? Because it believed in the power of peachful resistance.
43. Why did the grape run away from the supermarket? Because it heard the raisins were picking on it.
44. What do you call a watermelon that's been cut into small pieces? A melon-choly.
45. How do you know if a fruit is a good listener? It has great pear-enting skills.
46. Why don't fruits ride roller coasters? Because they don't want to turn into mush.
47. What did the mango say to the cashew? "Let's make a nutty duo!"
48. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
49. How do you make a berry shake? Just add a little berry good music.
50. What did the banana say to the avocado? "You're the guac to my roll."
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
2. What did the grape say to the kiwi? "You make my heart go fuzzy."
3. How does one make a fruit salad laugh? Tell it a grape joke!
4. Why did the orange quit the band? Because it refused to be a mere segment.
5. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a watermelon do? Keep the dentist at bay!
6. Why did the strawberry always wear a tiny coat? Because it was a little jammy.
7. What did the peach say when its partner proposed? "You're the zest thing that's ever happened to me."
8. How many tickles does it take to make an avocado laugh? Ten-tickles.
9. What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a cactus? A fruit salad that's a little prickly.
10. Why did the fig get a job as a detective? Because it was great at fig-uring things out.
11. Why did the apple go to the gym? To get a core workout.
12. Why did the grape refuse to run for office? Because it didn't want to be in a raisin.
13. What's a fruit's favorite pet? A mango-retriever.
14. What did the strawberry say after going on vacation? "It's berry nice to be back home!"
15. How do you make a melon shake? Just add a little water-melon.
16. What did the apple say to the orange when they got lost in the forest? "Please a-peel to me for help."
17. What do you call a grape that sings? A grape-erazzi.
18. Why did the cherry break up with its partner? Because it was tired of being pi(t)ted against other fruits.
19. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
20. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
22. Why did the kiwi hang out with the banana? Because it was feeling a-peeling.
23. Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
24. Why did the avocado go to the movies alone? Because it wanted to be pit-iful.
25. What kind of fruit likes to play jokes? Prank-pears!
26. Why did the orange make such a great teacher? Because it had a lot of zest for life.
27. How do you make a lemon laugh? Just squeeze it a little.
28. What do you call a group of melons that perform together? A cantaloupe.
29. Why did the pear become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of humor(ous).
30. Why did the fruit go to the party? To get a little grape-ful.
31. What do you call a raspberry playing the guitar? A jammin' berry.
32. Why did the strawberry fail its driver's test? Because it always ran red lights.
33. Why did the orange get a job as a chef? Because it loved to zest things up!
34. How does a banana answer the telephone? "Yellow?"
35. What do you call a group of fruits that tell scary stories? Horrific.
36. Why did the watermelon run away from home? Because it was going through a rind.
37. How do mangoes celebrate their victories? With a mango-toast.
38. Why did the lime feel sad? Because nobody would give it a fresh squeeze.
39. What kind of fruit likes to write poetry? Rhymeberry!
40. Why did the grape go to the concert? To see his favorite grape band play.
41. What do you call a fruit with a criminal record? A bad apple.
42. Why did the peach refuse to fight back? Because it believed in the power of peachful resistance.
43. Why did the grape run away from the supermarket? Because it heard the raisins were picking on it.
44. What do you call a watermelon that's been cut into small pieces? A melon-choly.
45. How do you know if a fruit is a good listener? It has great pear-enting skills.
46. Why don't fruits ride roller coasters? Because they don't want to turn into mush.
47. What did the mango say to the cashew? "Let's make a nutty duo!"
48. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
49. How do you make a berry shake? Just add a little berry good music.
50. What did the banana say to the avocado? "You're the guac to my roll."