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I Make You Gay
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever. What am I?
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I Look Gay
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1. What do you call a gay man who loves to decorate? An interior designer.
2. Why did the gay chef refuse to use the straight whisk? Because he preferred his egg whites stiff.
3. What do you call a group of gay cows? HOMOOOOs.
4. Why did the gay bird get kicked out of the choir? He kept hitting the high knots.
5. What do you call a closeted gay man in denial? A hopeful heterosexual.
6. Why are gay people bad at math? Because they can't resist a good angle.
7. What did one gay potato say to another? We really need to ketchup.
8. What do you call a gay man who likes to knit? A queert stitcher.
9. Why did the gay banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling so well.
10. What do you call a gay lion? A roaring queen.
11. Why did the gay bear refuse to hibernate? He didn't want to miss all the fabulous parties.
12. How does a gay man cure his acne? With moistur-gay-zer.
13. What do you call a gay man who loves to clean? A scrub queen.
14. Why did the gay flight attendant get fired? He was caught coming out of the cockpit.
15. What do you call a gay man who loves to garden? A green thumb.
16. Why did the gay elevator always stop at the top floor? It was programmed to go both ways.
17. What do you call a gay horse? A neigh-sayer.
18. Why did the gay firefighter quit his job? He couldn't handle the heat.
19. What do you call a gay computer? A gay-mer.
20. Why did the gay man go to the gym? He wanted to work on his body language.
21. What do you call a group of gay sailors? The booty crew.
22. Why did the gay elephant refuse to go into the watering hole? He knew it was a huge commitment.
23. What do you call a gay man who loves to write? A penisto.
24. Why are gay people always cold? Because they're constantly in the closet.
25. What do you call a gay vampire? A count dragula.
26. Why did the gay mathematician become a stripper? He wanted to integrate with society.
27. What do you call a gay witch? A broom queen.
28. Why did the gay woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a peckerectomy.
29. What do you call a group of gay witches? Hexy ladies.
30. Why did the gay goldfish get depressed? He was swimming upstream.
31. What do you call a gay Spiderman? A web queen.
32. Why did the gay archaeologist get excited? He found a bone in the dirt.
33. What do you call a gay hippopotamus? A hippo-critical.
34. Why did the gay astronaut refuse to wear a spacesuit? He wanted to come out of orbit au naturel.
35. What do you call a group of gay lions? A pride party.
36. Why did the gay baker get mad at his recipe book? It had too many straight tips.
37. What do you call a gay surfer? A wave queen.
38. Why did the gay mathematician get a nose job? He wanted to add some sinusoidal curves.
39. What do you call a gay doctor? A filling practitioner.
40. Why did the gay dentist go to the beach? He wanted to get his teeth in the sand.
41. What do you call a group of gay vultures? The feathered community.
42. Why did the gay football team get banned? They kept passing to their tight end.
43. What do you call a gay scientist? A flora and fauna instructor.
44. Why did the gay farmer go to the city? He was looking for some man-ure.
45. What do you call a gay train driver? A track queen.
46. Why did the gay doctor prescribe a diet of bananas and apples? He wanted to put his patient on the fruit loop.
47. What do you call a gay athlete who loves to run? A homo-miler.
48. Why did the gay man get lost in the forest? He kept following the rainbow trail.
49. What do you call a group of gay birds of prey? The talon-ted.
50. Why did the gay butcher get fired? He kept tenderizing the meat.
1. What do you call a gay man who loves to decorate? An interior designer.
2. Why did the gay chef refuse to use the straight whisk? Because he preferred his egg whites stiff.
3. What do you call a group of gay cows? HOMOOOOs.
4. Why did the gay bird get kicked out of the choir? He kept hitting the high knots.
5. What do you call a closeted gay man in denial? A hopeful heterosexual.
6. Why are gay people bad at math? Because they can't resist a good angle.
7. What did one gay potato say to another? We really need to ketchup.
8. What do you call a gay man who likes to knit? A queert stitcher.
9. Why did the gay banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling so well.
10. What do you call a gay lion? A roaring queen.
11. Why did the gay bear refuse to hibernate? He didn't want to miss all the fabulous parties.
12. How does a gay man cure his acne? With moistur-gay-zer.
13. What do you call a gay man who loves to clean? A scrub queen.
14. Why did the gay flight attendant get fired? He was caught coming out of the cockpit.
15. What do you call a gay man who loves to garden? A green thumb.
16. Why did the gay elevator always stop at the top floor? It was programmed to go both ways.
17. What do you call a gay horse? A neigh-sayer.
18. Why did the gay firefighter quit his job? He couldn't handle the heat.
19. What do you call a gay computer? A gay-mer.
20. Why did the gay man go to the gym? He wanted to work on his body language.
21. What do you call a group of gay sailors? The booty crew.
22. Why did the gay elephant refuse to go into the watering hole? He knew it was a huge commitment.
23. What do you call a gay man who loves to write? A penisto.
24. Why are gay people always cold? Because they're constantly in the closet.
25. What do you call a gay vampire? A count dragula.
26. Why did the gay mathematician become a stripper? He wanted to integrate with society.
27. What do you call a gay witch? A broom queen.
28. Why did the gay woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a peckerectomy.
29. What do you call a group of gay witches? Hexy ladies.
30. Why did the gay goldfish get depressed? He was swimming upstream.
31. What do you call a gay Spiderman? A web queen.
32. Why did the gay archaeologist get excited? He found a bone in the dirt.
33. What do you call a gay hippopotamus? A hippo-critical.
34. Why did the gay astronaut refuse to wear a spacesuit? He wanted to come out of orbit au naturel.
35. What do you call a group of gay lions? A pride party.
36. Why did the gay baker get mad at his recipe book? It had too many straight tips.
37. What do you call a gay surfer? A wave queen.
38. Why did the gay mathematician get a nose job? He wanted to add some sinusoidal curves.
39. What do you call a gay doctor? A filling practitioner.
40. Why did the gay dentist go to the beach? He wanted to get his teeth in the sand.
41. What do you call a group of gay vultures? The feathered community.
42. Why did the gay football team get banned? They kept passing to their tight end.
43. What do you call a gay scientist? A flora and fauna instructor.
44. Why did the gay farmer go to the city? He was looking for some man-ure.
45. What do you call a gay train driver? A track queen.
46. Why did the gay doctor prescribe a diet of bananas and apples? He wanted to put his patient on the fruit loop.
47. What do you call a gay athlete who loves to run? A homo-miler.
48. Why did the gay man get lost in the forest? He kept following the rainbow trail.
49. What do you call a group of gay birds of prey? The talon-ted.
50. Why did the gay butcher get fired? He kept tenderizing the meat.