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Lemons With Gun Powder Riddle

Hint:
Lemonades
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Gun Powder Riddle

Hint:
A lady who wanted guns to look pretty
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Shooting The Shotgun

Hint:
It is a SHOTGUN. It shoots multiple bullets at a time. You should know what to do from there.
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A Professional Sniper Riddle

Hint:
He was being sniped with a BBgun.
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A Real Gun With Real Bullets

Hint:
He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.
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I Kill People

Hint:
A gun
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A Baby Rifle Riddle

Hint:
Son of a gun.
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Long And Slinky Like A Trout

Hint:
A Gun.
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A Sharpshooter Riddle

Hint:
He hung the hat up on his gun.
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Catching A Bullet Riddle

Hint:
Alan fires his bullet from a .25 ACP (Automatic Colt Pistol), which will reach a maximum height of 2,287 feet. He shoots directly upward while standing at the base of Burj Khalifa, a 2,722 foot tall building.

Wade is a window cleaner at that building, waiting at 2,287 feet. When the bullet reaches that height and is about to go back down again, he reaches out with his bare hands and catches it.
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Fill Me Or Fire Me

Hint:
A gun
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Shooting BB Guns Riddle

Hint:
They wanted to shoot the breeze
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Russian Roulette Riddle

Hint:
Russian Roulette
Probability puzzles require you to weigh all the possibilities and pick the most likely outcome.


Puzzle ID: #17681
Fun: *** (2.59)
Difficulty: ** (2.07)
Category: Probability
Submitted By: JMCLEOD****
Corrected By: cnmne








You are in a game of Russian Roulette with a revolver that has 3 bullets placed in three consecutive chambers. The cylinder of the gun will be spun once at the beginning of the game. Then, the gun will be passed between two players until it fires. Would you prefer to go first or second?


Answer
Label the chambers 1 through 6. Chambers 1 through 3 have bullets and chambers 4 through 6 are empty. After you spin the cylinder there are six possible outcomes:

1. Chamber 1 is fired first: Player 1 loses
2. Chamber 2 is fired first: Player 1 loses
3. Chamber 3 is fired first: Player 1 loses
4. Chamber 4 is fired first: Player 2 loses (First shot, player 1, chamber 4 empty. Second shot player 2, chamber 5, empty. Third shot player 1, chamber 6 empty. Fourth shot player 2, chamber 1 not empty.)
5. Chamber 5 is fired first: Player 1 loses (First shot, player 1, chamber 5 empty. Second shot player 2, chamber 6, empty. Third shot player 1, chamber 1 not empty.)
6. Chamber 6 is fired first: Player 2 loses (First shot, player 1, chamber 6 empty. Second shot, player 2, chamber 1, not empty)

Therefore player 2 has an 4/6 or 2/3 chance of winning.
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Gun Fighting Riddle

Hint:
He should shoot at the ground.

If Kangwa shoots the ground, it is Rafael's turn. Rafael would rather shoot at Ferdinand than Kangwa, because he is better.

If Rafael kills Ferdinand, it is just Kangwa and Rafael left, giving Kangwa a fair chance of winning.
If Rafael does not kill Ferdinand, it is Ferdinand's turn. He would rather shoot at Rafael and will definitely kill him. Even though it is now Kangwa against Ferdinand, Kangwa has a better chance of winning than before.
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Bird And A Hunter

Hint:
The gun is 9 metres long.
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Post Your Gun Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Gun Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What did the pistol say when it saw its reflection? "I'm pretty sure I'm a Berett-er version of myself!"



2. Why don't guns go to the beach? Because they might get sand-fired!



3. Why are guns so quiet in church? Because they fear the Holy Smoke!



4. What type of gun offers the best customer service? The semi-automatic calling center!



5. What did the revolver say when it met the shotgun? "You seem like a blast!"



6. Why did the gun switch to decaf? Because it was getting triggered too easily!



7. Why did the bullet go to college? To get a higher caliber education!



8. How do you know when a gun likes you? It shoots hearts out of its barrel!



9. Why did the bullet go to the doctor? Because it felt a little under the weather!



10. What did the shotgun say when it fell in love? "I'm head-over-barrels for you!"



11. Why do guns love to dance? Because they like to let off some steam!



12. What do you call a gun with a sweet tooth? A chocolate shooter!



13. What do you call a gun that's always telling jokes? A stand-up firearm!



14. Why don't guns like to go to the gym? Because they're already locked and loaded!



15. What did the trigger say when it got stuck? "I guess I need to pull myself together!"



16. Why do guns like yoga? Because it helps them achieve inner-peace and shooting range!



17. What do you call a gun that's a little shy? A pistol with stage fright!



18. Why don't guns like bumper cars? Because it's too close-range for comfort!



19. What did the bullet say when it hit the target? "Bullseye, baby!"



20. Why did the gun go to the party? To let loose and shoot the breeze!



21. What do you call a gun that's afraid of heights? A low-caliber shooter!



22. Why do guns love to read? Because they like to shoot for the stars!



23. What did the rifle say to the handgun? "You're always so trigger-happy!"



24. Why did the bullet feel insecure? Because it had a complex about being a small-caliber!



25. What do you call a gun that's always bragging? A pistol with a big ego!



26. Why do guns like to travel? Because they get to see a lot of sights!



27. What did the pea-shooter say when it met the grenade? "You seem like a blast from the past!"



28. Why did the gun go on a diet? Because it wanted to slim down its firing rate!



29. What do you call a gun that's good at math? A sharp-shooter!



30. Why don't guns like to play hide-and-seek? Because they're always out in the open!



31. What did the sniper say to the target? "You're in my sights, buddy!"



32. Why are guns afraid of the dark? Because they're not Nighthawks!



33. Why do guns like to sing? Because they have a lot of ammo-tion!



34. What do you call a gun that's always sleeping? A snooze-pistol!



35. Why did the bullet feel like it was going in circles? Because it had a case of bullet-dizziness!



36. What did the revolver say when it lost its ammo? "I guess I pulled a blank!"



37. Why don't guns like to go to the dentist? Because they're afraid of getting a root cartridge!



38. What do you call a gun that's always in a hurry? A speed-shooter!



39. Why do guns hate Mondays? Because they're still re-loading from the weekend!



40. What did the shotgun say when it had a crush on the handgun? "I know we'll never be together, but I'll always be a blast from the past!"



41. Why did the bullet feel like it was going in circles? Because it had a case of bullet-dizziness!



42. What do you call a pistol with a heart of gold? A gun you can always count on!



43. Why do guns love to cook? Because they're always loaded with flavor!



44. What did the bullet say when it hit the target? "I'm on a roll, baby!"



45. What do you call a gun that's always causing trouble? A mischief-making rifle!



46. Why do guns hate cold weather? Because they tend to freeze up!



47. What did the handgun say when it met the machine gun? "You're clearly a heavy-hitter!"



48. Why do guns love to write poetry? Because they have a lot of bullet points!



49. What do you call a gun that's best friends with a toothbrush? A floss-rifle!



50. Why did the bullet feel like it had a weight on its shoulders? Because it was carrying a heavy-caliber!
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