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Funny gym and fitness jokes
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs
Q: What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder with a Peeping Tom?
A: Amazing Peeks
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder go to the hospital?
A: Somebody told him he was all cut up!
Q: How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to do it and two to chant "you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs
Q: What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder with a Peeping Tom?
A: Amazing Peeks
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder go to the hospital?
A: Somebody told him he was all cut up!
Q: How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to do it and two to chant "you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"
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Use our gym riddles as a game or competition. Everyone knows that people go hard in the gym and are always trying to show off or show up the next person. Even if its just one more rep or 5 extra pounds added to the rack.Trying using our riddles for a little added fun competition!
For once and for all you can see who isnt such a dumb jock after all.
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Twice Around The Gym
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Hoop And Holler Riddle
This is a place you can hoop and holler but if you want one in your home, you may have to pay top dollar.
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Going To The Gym Riddle
A 180lb man goes to the gym six days a week for 5 months. At the end of the 5 months, he still weighs 180lbs, how is that possible?
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Acid At The Gym Riddle
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Skipping Gym Riddle
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Weightlifting Bird Riddle
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Water Glass Basketball Riddle
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Cinderella Gym Class Riddle
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Square Rings Riddle
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100 Meter Sprint Riddle
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Bodybuilder's Favorite Painter Riddle
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Ghost At The Gym Riddle
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Demons Leave The Gym Riddle
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1. Why did the bodybuilder break up with her dumbbells? Because they were not lifting her up anymore.
2. How do gym-goers drink their coffee? They raise the bar.
3. Why did the gym close down? Because it just didn't work out.
4. How do you know if a weightlifter is happy? They're jacked up.
5. What did the barbell say when it was lifted by a pro? That's how I roll.
6. Why did the fitness instructor quit her job? She just couldn't work it out.
7. What does a gym rat always carry to the gym? Their muscles.
8. Why did the gym-goer order a pizza after their workout? Because they kneaded the dough.
9. How do you know if someone is a CrossFit enthusiast? They'll tell you.
10. Why did the athlete join a gym? So he could lift the trophy.
11. How can you tell if a gym-goer is a fan of The Office? They always do Dwight Shrute's "bears beets Battlestar Galactica" pose during squats.
12. What's the best time to go to the gym? Sweater weather.
13. Why did the weightlifter feel guilty after his workout? He didn't spot his girlfriend.
14. Why did the gym-goer bring a ladder to the gym? He heard the gym had a high bar.
15. How do you catch a squirrel at the gym? Climb up the monkey bars and act like a nut.
16. What do you call an alligator at the gym? A muscle-ligator.
17. Why did the gym-goer bring a cow to the gym? He heard the gym had a calf raise machine.
18. Why do bodybuilders lift weights? To become stronger than their excuses.
19. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of The Beatles? They always do their workout to "Here Comes The Sun."
20. Why do marathon runners party so much? Because they love to run down the miles.
21. Why did the gym-goer eat a pizza before his workout? He heard it had a lot of carbs.
22. What do you call a gym-goer who loves to dance? A gym-nastix.
23. Why did the gym-goer become a boxer? Because he wanted to punch above his weight.
24. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of Star Wars? They always work out with a lightsaber.
25. Why did the gym-goer bring a honey bee to the gym? He heard it was good for his buzz-eps.
26. Why did the gym-goer become a sailor? He heard he could bench-press the anchor.
27. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of The Matrix? They always lift with their mind.
28. Why did the gym-goer become a cheerleader? He heard they're good at lifting spirits.
29. What do you call a gym-goer who's also a lawyer? A bar-bender.
30. How do you know if a gym-goer loves to sing? They always have a strong voice.
31. Why did the gym-goer become an astronaut? He wanted to work out in zero gravity.
32. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of Harry Potter? They always do their workout to "Hedwig's Theme."
33. Why did the gym-goer bring a cat to the gym? He heard it was good for his cat-raises.
34. How do you catch a lizard at the gym? Climb up the chin-up bar and act like a fly.
35. Why did the gym-goer become a firefighter? He heard they have great fire hydrant workouts.
36. What do you call a gym-goer who's also a musician? A sound-body.
37. Why did the gym-goer become a pilot? He wanted to push his limits to new heights.
38. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of Ghostbusters? They always workout with a proton pack.
39. Why did the gym-goer bring a caterpillar to the gym? He heard it was good for his butterfly presses.
40. How do you catch a butterfly at the gym? Climb up the butterfly machine and act like a flower.
41. Why did the gym-goer become a chef? He heard he could lift up the kitchen sink.
42. What do you call a gym-goer who's also an artist? A sculpt-body.
43. Why did the gym-goer become a mountain climber? He heard they had the ultimate leg press machine.
44. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of The Walking Dead? They always work out with a zombie.
45. Why did the gym-goer bring a frog to the gym? He heard it was good for his frog squat.
46. How do you catch a frog at the gym? Climb up the frog machine and act like a fly.
47. Why did the gym-goer become a superhero? He heard they have the best workout gear.
48. What do you call a gym-goer who's also a poet? A rhym-body.
49. Why did the gym-goer become a daredevil? He wanted to push the limits of his body.
50. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of Batman? They always work out with a bat.
1. Why did the bodybuilder break up with her dumbbells? Because they were not lifting her up anymore.
2. How do gym-goers drink their coffee? They raise the bar.
3. Why did the gym close down? Because it just didn't work out.
4. How do you know if a weightlifter is happy? They're jacked up.
5. What did the barbell say when it was lifted by a pro? That's how I roll.
6. Why did the fitness instructor quit her job? She just couldn't work it out.
7. What does a gym rat always carry to the gym? Their muscles.
8. Why did the gym-goer order a pizza after their workout? Because they kneaded the dough.
9. How do you know if someone is a CrossFit enthusiast? They'll tell you.
10. Why did the athlete join a gym? So he could lift the trophy.
11. How can you tell if a gym-goer is a fan of The Office? They always do Dwight Shrute's "bears beets Battlestar Galactica" pose during squats.
12. What's the best time to go to the gym? Sweater weather.
13. Why did the weightlifter feel guilty after his workout? He didn't spot his girlfriend.
14. Why did the gym-goer bring a ladder to the gym? He heard the gym had a high bar.
15. How do you catch a squirrel at the gym? Climb up the monkey bars and act like a nut.
16. What do you call an alligator at the gym? A muscle-ligator.
17. Why did the gym-goer bring a cow to the gym? He heard the gym had a calf raise machine.
18. Why do bodybuilders lift weights? To become stronger than their excuses.
19. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of The Beatles? They always do their workout to "Here Comes The Sun."
20. Why do marathon runners party so much? Because they love to run down the miles.
21. Why did the gym-goer eat a pizza before his workout? He heard it had a lot of carbs.
22. What do you call a gym-goer who loves to dance? A gym-nastix.
23. Why did the gym-goer become a boxer? Because he wanted to punch above his weight.
24. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of Star Wars? They always work out with a lightsaber.
25. Why did the gym-goer bring a honey bee to the gym? He heard it was good for his buzz-eps.
26. Why did the gym-goer become a sailor? He heard he could bench-press the anchor.
27. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of The Matrix? They always lift with their mind.
28. Why did the gym-goer become a cheerleader? He heard they're good at lifting spirits.
29. What do you call a gym-goer who's also a lawyer? A bar-bender.
30. How do you know if a gym-goer loves to sing? They always have a strong voice.
31. Why did the gym-goer become an astronaut? He wanted to work out in zero gravity.
32. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of Harry Potter? They always do their workout to "Hedwig's Theme."
33. Why did the gym-goer bring a cat to the gym? He heard it was good for his cat-raises.
34. How do you catch a lizard at the gym? Climb up the chin-up bar and act like a fly.
35. Why did the gym-goer become a firefighter? He heard they have great fire hydrant workouts.
36. What do you call a gym-goer who's also a musician? A sound-body.
37. Why did the gym-goer become a pilot? He wanted to push his limits to new heights.
38. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of Ghostbusters? They always workout with a proton pack.
39. Why did the gym-goer bring a caterpillar to the gym? He heard it was good for his butterfly presses.
40. How do you catch a butterfly at the gym? Climb up the butterfly machine and act like a flower.
41. Why did the gym-goer become a chef? He heard he could lift up the kitchen sink.
42. What do you call a gym-goer who's also an artist? A sculpt-body.
43. Why did the gym-goer become a mountain climber? He heard they had the ultimate leg press machine.
44. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of The Walking Dead? They always work out with a zombie.
45. Why did the gym-goer bring a frog to the gym? He heard it was good for his frog squat.
46. How do you catch a frog at the gym? Climb up the frog machine and act like a fly.
47. Why did the gym-goer become a superhero? He heard they have the best workout gear.
48. What do you call a gym-goer who's also a poet? A rhym-body.
49. Why did the gym-goer become a daredevil? He wanted to push the limits of his body.
50. How do you know if a gym-goer is a fan of Batman? They always work out with a bat.