I Clean Floors
I am something that cleans floors
Although I am not a broom
Im able to suck up dirt
To clean carpets in each room
Although I am not a broom
Im able to suck up dirt
To clean carpets in each room
Hint:
This Tool Is A Must
If you want to have a clean home
This tool is a must
Because it can clean all your floors
As it whisks away both dirt and dust
This tool is a must
Because it can clean all your floors
As it whisks away both dirt and dust
Hint:
Getting Rid Of Dirt
This is a household appliance
But it doesn't clean your shirt
You push it all over the floor
And it sucks up all the dirt
But it doesn't clean your shirt
You push it all over the floor
And it sucks up all the dirt
Hint:
A Tank Without A Military
I'm white but I'm not snow
I have a bowl but I don't hold cereal
I have a tank but I'm not in the military
I can be sat on but I'm not a bench
I get flushed but I don't have a red face
I have a bowl but I don't hold cereal
I have a tank but I'm not in the military
I can be sat on but I'm not a bench
I get flushed but I don't have a red face
Hint:
Home Of The Flush
This is a part of the house
Where something can be flushed
It's the place you wash yourself
And where your teeth get brushed
Where something can be flushed
It's the place you wash yourself
And where your teeth get brushed
Hint:
Where You Go Potty
This is somewhere in the house
Where a mirror can be seen
It's where you can go potty
Also where you can get clean
Where a mirror can be seen
It's where you can go potty
Also where you can get clean
Hint:
In Every House
This is something in every house
Of that I am quite certain
It has a toilet, a tub and
Often a shower curtain
Of that I am quite certain
It has a toilet, a tub and
Often a shower curtain
Hint:
Wash Here Daily
This is an area in the house
With a toilet and sometimes a bidet
There is a tub and / or a shower
Where you hopefully wash every day
With a toilet and sometimes a bidet
There is a tub and / or a shower
Where you hopefully wash every day
Hint:
Clean Up Here Riddle
This is an area in the house
That has a mirror on the wall
It is where you get cleaned up so you
Can be the fairest of them all
What is it?
That has a mirror on the wall
It is where you get cleaned up so you
Can be the fairest of them all
What is it?
Hint:
Where Things Are Brushed
I have a mirror but I'm not a car
I'm where things get brushed but Im not a horse stable
I can get steamy but I'm not a sauna
I'm part of the house but I'm not a bedroom
I have a sink but Im not a kitchen
What am I?
I'm where things get brushed but Im not a horse stable
I can get steamy but I'm not a sauna
I'm part of the house but I'm not a bedroom
I have a sink but Im not a kitchen
What am I?
Hint:
In The Bathroom
If you go to the UK
British people call them loos
You find them in the bathroom
They're for number ones and twos
British people call them loos
You find them in the bathroom
They're for number ones and twos
Hint:
Fill It With Water
This gets filled with water
But it's not a glass or jug
It's in your kitchen though
At the bottom theres a plug
But it's not a glass or jug
It's in your kitchen though
At the bottom theres a plug
Hint:
Keep Away The Mold
Hint:
Tub Sink And Towels
This is a part of your house
Whose name contains three vowels
It often has a tub, sink and some towels
Whose name contains three vowels
It often has a tub, sink and some towels
Hint:
Post Your Household Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Household Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a pillow that can sing?
A croissant (croon-ssant)!
2. Why did the tomato blusher buy new sheets?
Because the old ones kept turning red!
3. How does a clock greet its friends?
By tick-tock-ing!
4. What do you call a tiny house filled with books?
A shelf-contained unit!
5. What do you call a fridge that won't stop rapping?
A Coolio-fryer!
6. Why did the lamp go on a diet?
To get a lighter shade!
7. What do you call a rug that can dance?
A tang-y carpet!
8. How do you know if your toaster is a comedian?
It always pops up with a joke!
9. What do you call a vacuum cleaner that loves to party?
A Dirt Devil with a twist!
10. How do you describe a drawer that can't stop laughing?
A giggly-slide!
11. Why did the couch break up with the coffee table?
Because it couldn't sofa-ive!
12. What do you call a chair that's really bad at playing musical chairs?
A stationary object!
13. How do you describe a painting that's really shy?
It's a wallflower!
14. What do you call a rug that's always in the way?
A carpet-blocker!
15. How does a fridge introduce itself to new food?
Hello, I'm chilly cheese!
16. Why did the pillow go to therapy?
To learn how to handle its stuffing!
17. What do you call a clock that's always late?
A tickin' time bomb!
18. How do you know if a lamp is a hipster?
It's always hanging out!
19. What do you call a bed that always tells jokes?
A laugh-able mattress!
20. How does a floor clean itself?
By mopping the floor with the competition!
21. Why did the toaster join a band?
Because it wanted to be a bread singer!
22. What do you call a rug that's been tickled?
A giggle mat!
23. How does a wall get stronger?
By building up its walls!
24. What do you call a lamp that's always hot?
A fiery fixture!
25. Why did the couch go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling sectional!
26. How do you describe a drawer that's always slamming shut?
A cabinet of curiosities!
27. What do you call a painting that's really angry?
A mad-man-tle!
28. How does a table learn to communicate?
By sending out its chairs!
29. Why did the chair go on a vacation?
To get some R&R&R (rest, relaxation, and rockin')!
30. What do you call a bed that's always hungry?
A mattress muncher!
31. How does a wall stay in shape?
By doing wall-sits!
32. What do you call a lamp that's really sweet?
A glowing personality!
33. Why did the carpet go on a trip?
To get in touch with its fibers!
34. How does a fridge learn to write?
By taking notes from its magnet friends!
35. What do you call a clock that's always taking breaks?
A time-out timepiece!
36. How does a chair learn to stand on its own two legs?
By finding its seat legs!
37. What do you call a rug that's always rolling over?
A carpet-tumbler!
38. Why did the table go on a diet?
To get a lighter tablecloth!
39. How does a lamp go on adventures?
By lighting the way!
40. What do you call a bed that's always singing?
A musi-cal mattress!
41. How does a wall learn to dance?
By taking steps to improve!
42. Why did the couch switch sides?
Because it wanted to see things from a different angle!
43. What do you call a painting that's really sleepy?
A nap-tural masterpiece!
44. How does a drawer learn to be more organized?
By getting in touch with its inner cabinets!
45. What do you call a lamp that's always up for anything?
A bright bulb!
46. How does a chair find its inner strength?
By leaning on its own support!
47. Why did the rug start jogging?
To get in shape for the next vacuum race!
48. What do you call a fridge that's really quiet?
A hush-hush cooler!
49. How does a clock find time for itself?
By taking a tick break!
50. What do you call a bed that's always dreaming?
A rest-full retreat!
1. What do you call a pillow that can sing?
A croissant (croon-ssant)!
2. Why did the tomato blusher buy new sheets?
Because the old ones kept turning red!
3. How does a clock greet its friends?
By tick-tock-ing!
4. What do you call a tiny house filled with books?
A shelf-contained unit!
5. What do you call a fridge that won't stop rapping?
A Coolio-fryer!
6. Why did the lamp go on a diet?
To get a lighter shade!
7. What do you call a rug that can dance?
A tang-y carpet!
8. How do you know if your toaster is a comedian?
It always pops up with a joke!
9. What do you call a vacuum cleaner that loves to party?
A Dirt Devil with a twist!
10. How do you describe a drawer that can't stop laughing?
A giggly-slide!
11. Why did the couch break up with the coffee table?
Because it couldn't sofa-ive!
12. What do you call a chair that's really bad at playing musical chairs?
A stationary object!
13. How do you describe a painting that's really shy?
It's a wallflower!
14. What do you call a rug that's always in the way?
A carpet-blocker!
15. How does a fridge introduce itself to new food?
Hello, I'm chilly cheese!
16. Why did the pillow go to therapy?
To learn how to handle its stuffing!
17. What do you call a clock that's always late?
A tickin' time bomb!
18. How do you know if a lamp is a hipster?
It's always hanging out!
19. What do you call a bed that always tells jokes?
A laugh-able mattress!
20. How does a floor clean itself?
By mopping the floor with the competition!
21. Why did the toaster join a band?
Because it wanted to be a bread singer!
22. What do you call a rug that's been tickled?
A giggle mat!
23. How does a wall get stronger?
By building up its walls!
24. What do you call a lamp that's always hot?
A fiery fixture!
25. Why did the couch go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling sectional!
26. How do you describe a drawer that's always slamming shut?
A cabinet of curiosities!
27. What do you call a painting that's really angry?
A mad-man-tle!
28. How does a table learn to communicate?
By sending out its chairs!
29. Why did the chair go on a vacation?
To get some R&R&R (rest, relaxation, and rockin')!
30. What do you call a bed that's always hungry?
A mattress muncher!
31. How does a wall stay in shape?
By doing wall-sits!
32. What do you call a lamp that's really sweet?
A glowing personality!
33. Why did the carpet go on a trip?
To get in touch with its fibers!
34. How does a fridge learn to write?
By taking notes from its magnet friends!
35. What do you call a clock that's always taking breaks?
A time-out timepiece!
36. How does a chair learn to stand on its own two legs?
By finding its seat legs!
37. What do you call a rug that's always rolling over?
A carpet-tumbler!
38. Why did the table go on a diet?
To get a lighter tablecloth!
39. How does a lamp go on adventures?
By lighting the way!
40. What do you call a bed that's always singing?
A musi-cal mattress!
41. How does a wall learn to dance?
By taking steps to improve!
42. Why did the couch switch sides?
Because it wanted to see things from a different angle!
43. What do you call a painting that's really sleepy?
A nap-tural masterpiece!
44. How does a drawer learn to be more organized?
By getting in touch with its inner cabinets!
45. What do you call a lamp that's always up for anything?
A bright bulb!
46. How does a chair find its inner strength?
By leaning on its own support!
47. Why did the rug start jogging?
To get in shape for the next vacuum race!
48. What do you call a fridge that's really quiet?
A hush-hush cooler!
49. How does a clock find time for itself?
By taking a tick break!
50. What do you call a bed that's always dreaming?
A rest-full retreat!