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Middle Ages Riddle

Hint:
Knight-time.
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Knights Of The Round Table Riddle

Hint: Does it matter if they are sitting clockwise or counterclockwise? Or where the oldest sits?
The odds are 11:1. (The probability is 1/12.)

Imagine they sat down in age order, with each person randomly picking a seat. The first person is guaranteed to pick a seat that "works". The second oldest can sit to his right or left, since these five can sit either clockwise or counterclockwise. The probability of picking a seat that works is thus 2/4, or 1/2. The third oldest now has three chairs to choose from, one of which continues the progression in the order determined by the second person, for a probability of 1/3. This leaves two seats for the fourth oldest, or a 1/2 chance. The youngest would thus be guaranteed to sit in the right seat, since there is only one seat left. This gives 1 * 1/2 * 1/3 * 1/2 * 1 = 1/12, or 11:1 odds against.
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Protecting His Majesty And Queen

Hint:
He is a chess knight.
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A Knights Fish Riddle

Hint:
A sword fish!
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A Knight To The Rescue

Hint:
He puts one plank across the corner of the square (where two sides meet) and puts the other perpendicular to it to form a 'T' shape in the corner allowing him to cross the moat and save his beloved.
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1. What did the knight say when he saw a dragon? "No need to get fired up, we can settle this over a nice joust!"

2. Why did the knight go on a diet? So he could fit in his suit of armor!

3. How do you know if a knight is tired? When he starts nodding off in his chainmail!

4. Where does a knight keep his money? In his coin slot!

5. What do you call a knight who is good at math? Sir Cumference!

6. What did the knight say when he fell off his horse? "I must lance better next time!"

7. Why did the knight refuse to go to the gym? He didn't want to break a sweat in his armor!

8. How does a knight fix a flat tire? With a chain pump!

9. How does a knight stay entertained on long journeys? He reads stories about other knights, also traveling on long journeys!

10. Why did the knight have an umbrella in his armor? To protect himself from the knight-rain!

11. What did the knight say when he lost his sword? "I've been disarmed!"

12. Why do knights prefer red wine? Because it pairs well with armor-etti!

13. How do you appeal to a knight's sense of humor? You make him laugh his armor off!

14. What's the difference between a knight and a bookseller? One sells books, the other helmets!

15. What do you call a knight who loves bubble baths? Sir Bubbles!

16. How does a knight choose his weapon? He sword-ers through his options!

17. Why did the knight have a pet dragon? To keep him on his toes- sorry, claw-toes!

18. What do you call a knight who loves fast food? Sir Loin of Burger!

19. How does a knight communicate with his friends on long journeys? He sends carrier pigeons, or as he likes to call them, "mail-knight birds"!

20. What do you call a knight who always forgets his pants? Sir Forget-a-britches!

21. Why did the knight go on a low-carb diet? So he could fit into his tungsten mail!

22. How does a knight stay warm during winter? He knights himself up in his biggest coat of armor!

23. Why did the knight go to the party in full armor? So he could make an entrance that was armored to impress!

24. How does a knight take his coffee? Black, with a side-sword!

25. What do you call a knight who loves to sing? Sir Serenade-a-lot!

26. What do you call a knight who never gives up? Sir Resistance Is-Knightle!

27. How do you know if a knight has a sweet tooth? He always carries knight-mints in his armor!

28. Why did the knight refuse to share his food? He didn't want to be plate-ful-ling!

29. What do you call a knight who loves to dance? Sir Ceballos, or Sir Twirl-a-lot!

30. How does a knight get ready for battle? He suits up and shields himself from harm!

31. Why did the knight give his horse a massage? To make sure it was knightly relaxed before the next joust!

32. What do you call a knight who loves photography? Sir Shutter-knight!

33. Why did the knight wear his heavy armor to the beach? He wanted to be knighted the king of the tides!

34. How does a knight get over a break-up? He puts on his chain mail and knights himself back up!

35. Why don't knights use plastic cups? They prefer the metal-mug of knights of old!

36. What do you call a knight who loves to bake? Sir Loaf-a-lot!

37. How does a knight make a sandwich? He uses a battle-dagger to cut through the meat!

38. Why do knights love to dance? Because they get to show off their knight moves!

39. What do you call a knight who is always tired? Sir Yawns-a-lot!

40. How do knights stay healthy? They exercise their chain mail!

41. Why did the knight refuse to participate in the talent show? He didn't want to knight-perform!

42. What do you call a knight who loves to paint? Sir Palette-a-lot!

43. How does a knight make a necklace? He uses a sword-cutter to knight-slice through the chainmail!

44. What do you call a knight who loves to knit? Sir Purls-a-lot!

45. How did the knight become a billionaire? By inventing the armor-plated tablet!

46. Why don't knights use smartphones? They prefer chain-messaging!

47. What do you call a knight who loves to garden? Sir Sprouts-a-lot!

48. How does a knight make a dessert? He uses his battle-spatula to knight-scoop the ice cream!

49. Why did the knight refuse to use the elevator? He preferred the organ-lift!

50. How does a knight stay organized? He keeps a handy notebook in his breast plate, full of knight-taking tips!
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