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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
4. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
6. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
11. Why did the yogurt go to art school? It wanted to be cultured.
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
13. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
14. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
15. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing strip.
16. What is a pirate's favorite letter? Rrrrr!
17. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
18. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
19. Why couldn't the bicycle play baseball? It was always cycling.
20. What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey.
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
22. What do you call a dinosaur that is always late? A saur tard.
23. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
24. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
25. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
26. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
27. What do you call a ghost's true love? His boo.
28. What do you call a sleeping bull? Bull-dozer.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
30. What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-bees.
31. What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey.
32. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to shoot some hoops.
33. What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
34. Why do potatoes make good detectives? They keep their eyes peeled.
35. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? It was already stuffed.
36. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
37. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
38. Why did the chicken join a band? It wanted to play drumsticks.
39. Why did the movie theater get robbed? The thief couldn't resist the show reel.
40. What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-calf-inated.
41. Why did the baker refuse to lend the bread? He kneaded the dough.
42. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
43. Why did the squirrel wear a mask? To avoid catching the flu.
44. What do you call a pencil that can do karate? A #2 black belt.
45. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they'd be a sedan!
46. What did Erin Brokovich say when she found water pollution in her pasta? "That's a fusilli mistake!"
47. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
48. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
49. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go.
50. Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil richer.
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
4. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
6. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
11. Why did the yogurt go to art school? It wanted to be cultured.
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
13. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
14. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
15. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing strip.
16. What is a pirate's favorite letter? Rrrrr!
17. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
18. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
19. Why couldn't the bicycle play baseball? It was always cycling.
20. What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey.
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
22. What do you call a dinosaur that is always late? A saur tard.
23. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
24. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
25. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
26. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
27. What do you call a ghost's true love? His boo.
28. What do you call a sleeping bull? Bull-dozer.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
30. What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-bees.
31. What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey.
32. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to shoot some hoops.
33. What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
34. Why do potatoes make good detectives? They keep their eyes peeled.
35. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? It was already stuffed.
36. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
37. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
38. Why did the chicken join a band? It wanted to play drumsticks.
39. Why did the movie theater get robbed? The thief couldn't resist the show reel.
40. What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-calf-inated.
41. Why did the baker refuse to lend the bread? He kneaded the dough.
42. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
43. Why did the squirrel wear a mask? To avoid catching the flu.
44. What do you call a pencil that can do karate? A #2 black belt.
45. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they'd be a sedan!
46. What did Erin Brokovich say when she found water pollution in her pasta? "That's a fusilli mistake!"
47. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
48. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
49. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go.
50. Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil richer.