MAGIC RIDDLES

There is a magical door, that has only one rule. A witch can't go in but her broom can. She sometimes stick her teeth in but never her mouth. She likes to brush her teeth with toothpaste but never with her hands. Her friend Moloia can't go in but Reene can. So, what is the rule?

What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?

There was once a girl who was always jealous of her sister. One day a genie appeared and told her that he was "half magic" which meant that he could grant her wishes, but her sister would always get two times more than she did. She had three wishes. First, she wishes that she was the richest person in the world, but her sister soon became the richest because she got two times the money. Her second wish was that she was the most beautiful woman in the world, but her sister gets twice as much beauty.

What was her third wish?

I can kill people, but without me there would be no people. I was born long ago and will someday die. I can cause fire and am a magician with water. I have more brothers than any person. There is very little that can stop me.

What am I?

When your mom says, "Say the magic word". What should you say?

What was my favorite thing at school?
Well now, that would be telling
But as I do lots of magic
You could say it was spelling
What am I?

Oz had good ones from the north and south
And wicked ones from the east and west
But flying around on a broomstick
Is probably how they are known best

It is thanks to this item
That you can sweep the floor
Its also used by witches
So they can fly and soar

Every witch needs one of these
If she is to cast a magical spell
Its what she makes her brew in
That gives off an awful smell Body parts remaining: 6

Eye of newt and toe of frog
Wool of bat? Just a spot
These are all what witches brew
Inside this big black pot

At the end of rainbows
Is where I can be seen
You will know that its me
Because I'm wearing green
If you see my magical pot of gold, don't run a muck
For it's filled with good fortune and luck!

If you capture one of these
At the end of a rainbow
He will grant you three wishes
If you will then let him go

I have a ginger beard
And green clothing I am told
I am always on the lookout
For coins for my pot of gold
Who am I?

Can you find the magic word hidden in this poem?

Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving cant relate

At a garden shop theyre selling Magic Grass, a patch of sod that doubles in size every day. A man goes to buy some figures that his garden is big enough that if he buys one patch, it will cover his garden in fourteen days, because each day it doubles in size. So he decides to speed up the process, and buys two patches of sod.



How many days will it now take for the Magic Grass to cover his garden?

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1. What did the magician say when his magic trick failed? Abraca-dud!

2. Why did the magician break up with his assistant? She kept disappearing on him.

3. Why couldn't the magician make his date disappear? Because he couldn't bear to be alone.

4. What do you call a magician who can't do magic? A reality performer.

5. Why did the magician refuse to perform in a park? He was afraid of being caught in a spell-binding situation.

6. How did the magician find his missing rabbit? He pulled it out of his hat-trick.

7. What do you get when you cross a magician with a plumber? A disappearing act to unclog your drain.

8. Why was the magician happy when his audience threw tomatoes at him? He was going to make ketchup appear out of thin air.

9. What do you call a magician's house? A disapparating pad.

10. How did the magician get his assistant's attention? He cast a love-spell on her.

11. Why did the magician decide to open a restaurant? He wanted to make a lot of saucery with his tricks.

12. What do you call a magician with bad breath? A frighter of the night.

13. What did the magician say when he saw a snowman? I want to make him disappear, but I can't find my snow wand.

14. How did the magician propose to his girlfriend? He put a ring on her finger-illusion.

15. Why did the magician fail his spelling test? He couldn't spell the word "abracadabra".

16. What do you get when you cross a magician with a farmer? A crop circle trick.

17. Why did the magician stop performing with his rabbit? He couldn't bear to keep putting him in a hat.

18. What do you call a magician who only works part-time? A semi-sorcerer.

19. What do you call a magician who's afraid of magic? A scaredy-caster.

20. How did the magician escape from the police? He vanished into thin heirloom.

21. Why did the magician refuse to perform for a blind audience? He didn't want to see them believe.

22. What did the magician say when he finally retired? I'm pulling the curtain on this gig.

23. How did the magician manage to make a fish disappear? He put it in his sleight of haddock.

24. What do you call a magician who steals other magician's tricks? A bit of a magic-bandit.

25. Why did the magician decide to quit working on cruise ships? He didn't want to be lost at sea-spell.

26. Why did the magician get a job as a salesperson? He had a lot of tricks up his sleeve to sell.

27. What do you call a magician who can make someone's head disappear? A vanishing act-tionary.

28. Why did the magician want to ride a motorcycle? He wanted to perform tricks on his hog-wart.

29. What did the magician say when he finally learned how to juggle? Now, that's magic!

30. How did the magician know his assistant was unhappy? She was always giving him the silent rabb-it.

31. Why did the magician refuse to perform for dogs? He was afraid of the paw-sibilities.

32. What did the magician say after he made his assistant disappear? I guess I should have kept an eye on her.

33. Why did the magician get a job at a zoo? He wanted to put his magic to work with the animal of illusion.

34. What do you call a magician who's always serious? A frosty magician.

35. How did the magician change his appearance? He used a disappearing act on himself.

36. Why did the magician cross the road? He wanted to see if he could magically make the cars disappear.

37. What do you call a magician who makes objects vanish from the real world? An unreal illusionist.

38. Why did the magician turn down a job offer to be a butler? He didn't want to have to pull rabbits out of hats while serving dinner.

39. What did the magician say to the exhausted cat after a long day of magic tricks? "You need to pull yourself together- fur real."

40. Why did the magician refuse to work for a circus? He didn't want to be just another jester in the ring.

41. What do you call a magician who gives terrible performances? A spell-flop.

42. Why did the magician take up painting? He wanted to have another trick up his brush.

43. What do you call a magician who loves to sing? A spell-tone.

44. Why did the magician go to a music store? To buy a magic wand so he could enchant the music.

45. How did the magician get his assistants to work harder? He cast a spell on them to make them more spellefficient.

46. What's the best way to describe a magician who tells bad jokes? A pun-derful conjurer.

47. Why did the magician sing a sad song while performing his magic act? Because he threw his dove up in the air and it flew away for good.

48. Where do magicians go when they die? To a higher plane.

49. How do you make a magician disappear? Tell him to pay his bills.

50. What do you get when you put a bunch of magicians together in a room? A sorcerer party.