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1. Why did the musician go to jail? Because he got caught for stealing a tune!
2. Why did the classical pianist break up with his girlfriend? Because she kept telling him to play it again, Sam!
3. What do you call a drummer who's always on time? A timely snare!
4. Why did the pop star refuse to take a bath? She didn't want to wash that man right out of her hair!
5. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach."
6. Why did the guitarist cross the road? To get to the shredder side!
7. What did the trumpet player say to the honey bee? "Hey, can you B-flat for me?"
8. Why did the singer refuse to take the elevator? Because she always took the stairway to heaven!
9. What did the music teacher say to the balloon? "You're so high, you must be a soprano!"
10. Why did the conductor take a vacation? He needed to rest his baton!
11. What do you call a choir that can't sing in harmony? A melody disaster!
12. Why did the drummer leave his lights on all night? Because he wanted to keep the beat going!
13. What did the musical note say to the other musical note? "I'm sharped with your flatness!"
14. Why did the rockstar get lost in the woods? Because he was following the sound of his distortion pedal!
15. What do you call a singing computer? An Adele-o-gram!
16. Why did the bassist get kicked out of the orchestra? Because he couldn't string it together!
17. Why did the jazz musician go to the dentist? To improvise on his fillings!
18. What do you call a group of cows playing music? A moo-sical ensemble!
19. Why did the composer get arrested for forgery? Because he was writing a fake-ture symphony!
20. What do you call a tuba player on a unicycle? A brass clown orchestra!
21. Why did the guitar player take a nap? He was feeling a little fret-ful!
22. What did the music teacher say to the class of bananas? "You're all sharp, but I think you might need a-peeling!"
23. Why did the singer keep falling in love with ghosts? Because they were her phantom-of-the-Opera-love!
24. Why did the violinist get kicked out of the party? Because he was always tuning out!
25. What do you call a classical composer who gets lost all the time? Beeth-lost-en!
26. Why did the rapper get a job as a baker? He wanted to spit some hot tracks!
27. What did the country singer say to the farmer? "Hey, I heard you like a little bit of twang!"
28. Why couldn't the drummer sleep at night? He was always hearing the beat in his head!
29. What do you call a band that only plays on Halloween? The ghost band-ters!
30. Why did the composer refuse to write a song about a calendar? He didn't want to be accused of being a one-hit wonder!
31. What did the DJ say to the moth? "Hey, keep away from my turntables or you'll get FLUT-tered!"
32. Why did the pianist refuse to play outside on a cold day? He didn't want to get frosty fingers!
33. What do you call a drummer who's also a doctor? A rhythm and bruise practitioner!
34. Why did the percussionist join the circus? He wanted to drum up some business!
35. What did the lead singer say to the flea? "Hey, keep off my microphone, you little punk rocker!"
36. Why did the orchestra conductor get a new haircut? He wanted to look sharp for the premiere!
37. What do you call a choir of rabbits singing Easter songs? A hop-pella group!
38. Why did the mandolin player join the gym? To train his strumming muscles!
39. What did the rapper say to the astronaut? "Hey, I heard you like some space beats!"
40. Why did the guitar teacher go crazy? Because he couldn't handle all the strings attached!
41. What do you call a band of robots playing music? The circuit-symphony!
42. Why did the classical musician become a vegetarian? He didn't want to play any MEAT-for-tea!
43. What did the trumpeter say to the spicy jalapeno pepper? "You're so hot, you're blowing my horn!"
44. Why did the jazz pianist refuse to play alone? He needed someone to DUKE-it with!
45. What do you call a choir of birds singing in the forest? The tweet-choir!
46. Why did the conductor refuse to take requests for songs? Because he didn't want to be a sound-deejay-er!
47. What did the heavy metal guitarist say about the ballerina he met on tour? "She was so graceful, I think she could help me shred on-stage!"
48. Why did the country singer get a job as a cowhand? He was tired of singing about broken hearts all day!
49. What do you call a band of pirates playing rock music? Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of BAND-its!
50. Why did the keyboardist break up with his girlfriend? She kept hitting his high notes!
1. Why did the musician go to jail? Because he got caught for stealing a tune!
2. Why did the classical pianist break up with his girlfriend? Because she kept telling him to play it again, Sam!
3. What do you call a drummer who's always on time? A timely snare!
4. Why did the pop star refuse to take a bath? She didn't want to wash that man right out of her hair!
5. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach."
6. Why did the guitarist cross the road? To get to the shredder side!
7. What did the trumpet player say to the honey bee? "Hey, can you B-flat for me?"
8. Why did the singer refuse to take the elevator? Because she always took the stairway to heaven!
9. What did the music teacher say to the balloon? "You're so high, you must be a soprano!"
10. Why did the conductor take a vacation? He needed to rest his baton!
11. What do you call a choir that can't sing in harmony? A melody disaster!
12. Why did the drummer leave his lights on all night? Because he wanted to keep the beat going!
13. What did the musical note say to the other musical note? "I'm sharped with your flatness!"
14. Why did the rockstar get lost in the woods? Because he was following the sound of his distortion pedal!
15. What do you call a singing computer? An Adele-o-gram!
16. Why did the bassist get kicked out of the orchestra? Because he couldn't string it together!
17. Why did the jazz musician go to the dentist? To improvise on his fillings!
18. What do you call a group of cows playing music? A moo-sical ensemble!
19. Why did the composer get arrested for forgery? Because he was writing a fake-ture symphony!
20. What do you call a tuba player on a unicycle? A brass clown orchestra!
21. Why did the guitar player take a nap? He was feeling a little fret-ful!
22. What did the music teacher say to the class of bananas? "You're all sharp, but I think you might need a-peeling!"
23. Why did the singer keep falling in love with ghosts? Because they were her phantom-of-the-Opera-love!
24. Why did the violinist get kicked out of the party? Because he was always tuning out!
25. What do you call a classical composer who gets lost all the time? Beeth-lost-en!
26. Why did the rapper get a job as a baker? He wanted to spit some hot tracks!
27. What did the country singer say to the farmer? "Hey, I heard you like a little bit of twang!"
28. Why couldn't the drummer sleep at night? He was always hearing the beat in his head!
29. What do you call a band that only plays on Halloween? The ghost band-ters!
30. Why did the composer refuse to write a song about a calendar? He didn't want to be accused of being a one-hit wonder!
31. What did the DJ say to the moth? "Hey, keep away from my turntables or you'll get FLUT-tered!"
32. Why did the pianist refuse to play outside on a cold day? He didn't want to get frosty fingers!
33. What do you call a drummer who's also a doctor? A rhythm and bruise practitioner!
34. Why did the percussionist join the circus? He wanted to drum up some business!
35. What did the lead singer say to the flea? "Hey, keep off my microphone, you little punk rocker!"
36. Why did the orchestra conductor get a new haircut? He wanted to look sharp for the premiere!
37. What do you call a choir of rabbits singing Easter songs? A hop-pella group!
38. Why did the mandolin player join the gym? To train his strumming muscles!
39. What did the rapper say to the astronaut? "Hey, I heard you like some space beats!"
40. Why did the guitar teacher go crazy? Because he couldn't handle all the strings attached!
41. What do you call a band of robots playing music? The circuit-symphony!
42. Why did the classical musician become a vegetarian? He didn't want to play any MEAT-for-tea!
43. What did the trumpeter say to the spicy jalapeno pepper? "You're so hot, you're blowing my horn!"
44. Why did the jazz pianist refuse to play alone? He needed someone to DUKE-it with!
45. What do you call a choir of birds singing in the forest? The tweet-choir!
46. Why did the conductor refuse to take requests for songs? Because he didn't want to be a sound-deejay-er!
47. What did the heavy metal guitarist say about the ballerina he met on tour? "She was so graceful, I think she could help me shred on-stage!"
48. Why did the country singer get a job as a cowhand? He was tired of singing about broken hearts all day!
49. What do you call a band of pirates playing rock music? Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of BAND-its!
50. Why did the keyboardist break up with his girlfriend? She kept hitting his high notes!