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A Madagascar Animal Riddle

Hint:
A penguin
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A Bird That Cnnot Fly

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A penguin
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Going Round And Round Riddle

Hint:
A penguin stuck in a revolving door.
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Belly In The Snow Riddle

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A penguin
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The Black White Orange Waddle

Hint:
A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.
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Penguin Headgear Riddle

Hint:
Ice caps!
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Penguin Racers Riddle

Hint:
Because they're always in the pole position!
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Penguin Dollars Riddle

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In a snow bank!
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1. Why did the penguin go to the fish market? To go on a shopping fish-pree!

2. How do you catch a polar bear with a penguin? First, you find a very slippery slope and slide down with the penguin. When the polar bear starts to laugh uncontrollably, you pounce!

3. What do you call a group of penguins in a band? The Ice Capades!

4. How do you know if a penguin is riding a bus? It’s on the waddling list!

5. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a snowman? Frostbite!

6. Why did the penguin cross the road? To get to the chilly side!

7. What do you call a penguin in a cowboy hat? Yee-haw-tic!

8. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a dinosaur? A frosty-saur!

9. Why do penguins wear tuxedos? Because they prefer formal-wear for their dinner parties!

10. What’s a penguin’s favorite cocktail? A Chillax!

11. What do you call a penguin who owns a men’s clothing store? An Ice Tailor!

12. Why did the penguin go to the beach? To get some ice cream-brrrrrrrr!

13. What do you call a lazy penguin? A sLOTH!

14. What do you call a penguin with a bad temper? A short-fused tuxedo!

15. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a koala? A koo-coo bird!

16. Why did the penguin cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't chicken!

17. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a peacock? A fancy bird with a fancy walk!

18. What do you call a penguin on roller skates? A Sliding Bird!

19. Why do penguins love watching scary movies? It gives them the chills!

20. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a flamingo? A blended bird with equal parts chill and sass!

21. What’s a penguin’s favorite song? Ice, Ice Baby!

22. What do you call a penguin who is always late for work? A clockytupus!

23. Why did the penguin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little down!

24. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a turkey? A bird that is both thankful and chilly!

25. How did the penguin get a job as a detective? By being both incognito and incoldognito!

26. What do you call a penguin who stars in movies? Snow Hollywood!

27. How do penguins keep their feathers neat? With a fleak-on roller brush!

28. Why did the penguin join the circus? To become an ice-tress!

29. What do you call a penguin who is always making jokes? A chuckle-bird!

30. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a kangaroo? A bird that prefers longer jumps than flights!

31. What do you call a penguin who is always eating pizza? A pepperpenguin!

32. Why did the penguin become a poet? To make his mother proud of his family of pen-ins!

33. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a panda? A bear that is cold-blooded and chill-inducing!

34. How did the penguin become a successful businessman? By always wading into business with a professional flair!

35. What do you call a penguin who is always getting into fights? A penguin-fist!

36. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a zebra? A black and white bird that knows how to keep its stripes straight!

37. Why did the penguin start a garden in the snow? To grow some hot peppers!

38. What do you call a penguin who is always dancing with smooth moves? A tap-tap-tap-tap-tapping bird!

39. How do penguins solve riddles? By snowing the answers!

40. What do you call a penguin who loves to jog? A waddle-bunny!

41. Why do penguins prefer sandwiches over soup? Because soup is too chilly for their taste!

42. Why did the penguin go to a dance party dressed as a banana? It wanted to peel off its penguin identity!

43. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a giraffe? A bird with a long neck that knows how to rock a bow tie!

44. What do you call a penguin who always wants to fly? A cool-the-rope-ster!

45. Why did the penguin perform stand-up comedy? Because it wanted to slide in to ice-breaking laughs!

46. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a beaver? A bird that knows how to build a solid igloo!

47. How do you know if a penguin is exhausted? When it can’t keep its head up!

48. What do you call a penguin who is always asking for a lift? A hobo-penguin!

49. Why do penguins love playing board games? Because they always have an O-pen-guin!

50. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a gorilla? A bird that knows when to beat its chest and when to slide around like a smooth operator!
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