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The First Planet Riddle

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Earth
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Alien Music Riddle

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Nep-tunes.
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Singing Space Songs

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Nep-tunes!
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1. What do you call a planet that always forgets its birthday? Saturn, because it always has a ring on it.



2. Why is Venus so hard to find at a party? Because it's always in retrograde.



3. Why did Jupiter break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too Uranus.



4. What do you call a planet that's always in a bad mood? Mars because it's always red.



5. Why did the Earth get grounded? Because it orbited the Sun too much.



6. Why did the telescope break up with the computer? Because it couldn't handle the space.



7. What does Neptune say when it's running late? "Sorry, I got caught in the space-time continuum."



8. Why did the Moon miss its appointment with the dentist? Because it was busy waning.



9. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed some space.



10. What do you call an alien who delivers babies? E.T. the Extraterrestrial Stork.



11. Why did Pluto fail his math test? Because it couldn't planet out.



12. Why did the robot go to Venus? To get a robot tan.



13. What do you call a planet that's always trying to be in everyone's business? Neptune, because it's the god of the sea.



14. Why did Mars go to the doctor? To check if it had a fever.



15. What do you call a planet that's always being ignored? Mercury, because it's the smallest planet.



16. Why did the Sun go to the supermarket? To get a sun-sational deal.



17. What do you call a group of planets that argue all the time? The Solar System Debate Team.



18. Why did Saturn get mad at its friend? Because it kept throwing shade.



19. What do you call a meteor that's always on time? A stardust watch.



20. Why did the asteroid break up with its rockstar girlfriend? Because it was too hard to keep up.



21. What does Pluto say when it's feeling blue? "I'm just a dwarf planet, I can't handle the pressure."



22. Why did the astronaut refuse to use the bathroom on the rocket? Because it was too Uranus.



23. What do you call a planet that's always singing in the shower? Venus, because it's the goddess of love.



24. Why did the Earth get nervous at the party? Because it felt like everyone was looking at it.



25. What does Jupiter say when it's feeling overwhelmed? "I need my space."



26. Why did the Moon bring a flashlight to the party? To show everyone how to wax and wane.



27. What do you call a meteor that's really fast? A Shooting Star-ship.



28. Why did the asteroid go to the therapist? To work through its rocky relationship.



29. What does Saturn say when it's feeling fancy? "Put a ring on it."



30. Why did the astronaut's wife break up with him? Because he was always lost in space.



31. What do you call a planet that's always trying to be funny? Uranus, because it's the butt of all the jokes.



32. Why did the Earth get fired from its job? Because it orbited too much during work hours.



33. What does Neptune say when it's feeling generous? "Let me buy-a you a drink."



34. Why did the Sun go to the hair salon? To get some solar highlights.



35. What do you call a planet that's always procrastinating? Mercury, because it's always the last one in line.



36. Why did Mars go to the gym? To work on its planetary fitness.



37. What does Pluto say when it's feeling lonely? "I miss the good ol' days when I was a planet."



38. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a real space cadet.



39. What do you call a meteor that's really smart? A Stardust Einstein.



40. Why did the asteroid go to the bank? To get a rock-solid investment.



41. What does the Moon say when it's feeling full? "I'm feeling pretty illuminated right now."



42. Why did Saturn's ring break up with it? Because it was tired of orbiting around the same old thing.



43. What do you call a planet that's really good at playing piano? Jupiter, because it's the god of music.



44. Why did the Earth get flustered during the job interview? Because it didn't know how to orbit the conversation back to its skills.



45. What does Uranus say when it's feeling playful? "Let's play ring-around-the-planet."



46. Why did Mercury get pulled over by the planetary police? Because it was speeding.



47. What do you call a meteor that's always making jokes? A Stardust-stand-up.



48. Why did the asteroid start a band? Because it had some rockin' ideas.



49. What does Venus say when it's feeling romantic? "I love you to the Sun and back."



50. Why did the astronaut's parents ground him? Because he was always mooning over things.
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