Dancing Obama Riddle
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George Washington Riddle
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Honest Rotten Crooks Riddle
I was born in the 18th century, yet still live on today. Appearing on TV when I have something to say. Called everything from "honest" to a dirty rotten "crook", I used to wear a wig, but have had several looks. I've always had a party, but never disturb the neighbors. I've been shot at many times - major stories for the papers. What am I?
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Two Presidents Riddle
The 22nd and 24th Presidents had the same biological mother and father, but weren't brothers. They were both male, and were never female. Neither were adopted or "switched at birth". How is this possible?
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They were the same person. The 22nd President was Grover Cleveland. After his first term, Benjamin Harrison was voted into office. Once Harrison was voted out of office, Cleveland was voted back in, becoming the 23rd President. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Head Of State Riddle
I work in an office that is oval, not square
People might recognize me anywhere
After an election I will take my place
As the man known as the Head of State
Who am I?
People might recognize me anywhere
After an election I will take my place
As the man known as the Head of State
Who am I?
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Democrats And Republicans Riddle
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Donald Trump Immigrant Riddle
Classic hangman joke with Donald Trump as our victim. Can you save Mr. Trump from being hanged?
Hint: He definitely plans on doing it per individual.
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1. What do you call a politician who can't swim? A sinking candidate!
2. What do you call a politician who can play every musical instrument? A tuneful leader!
3. Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because they wanted to get a campaign physical!
4. What do you call a politician who only campaigns by text message? A candidate who's just phoning it in!
5. Why was the politician afraid of elevators? They didn't want to be caught in a polling booth!
6. What do you call a politician who is always late to their campaign events? A tardyleader!
7. Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other side of the political spectrum!
8. Who does a politician call when they're in trouble? Their lobbyist!
9. Why was the politician's campaign boat sinking? Because they were too busy making empty promises!
10. What do you call a group of politicians gathered in one spot? A caucus conundrum!
11. Why did the politician refuse to debate their opponent? They were afraid of being fact-checked!
12. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to screw it in, and four to take credit!
13. What do you call a politician who can't handle spicy food? A mild-mannered candidate!
14. Why did the politician cry at their victory party? They realized they'd have to follow through on their promises!
15. What do you call a politician who only campaigns on social media? A Facebook frontrunner!
16. Why did the politician refuse to wear a tie to their campaign events? They thought it was too constricting!
17. What do you call a politician who goes on a Google binge before a debate? An internet-intellectual!
18. How does a politician speak to their constituents? Politely!
19. Why was the politician's campaign bus slow? It was carrying a lot of baggage!
20. What do you call a politician who can't dance? A two-left-feet leader!
21. Why did the politician refuse to answer a question? They thought it was classified information!
22. What do you call a politician who only campaigns in Times Square? A Big Apple candidate!
23. Why was the politician afraid to give speeches? They were scared of being heckled!
24. What do you call a politician who always wears cowboy boots? A Western winner!
25. Why did the politician refuse to ride in a limo? They thought it was too presidential!
26. What do you call a politician who is afraid of the dark? A shadowy candidate!
27. Why did the politician refuse to shake hands? They didn't want to get germs!
28. What do you call a politician who can't run a mile? A short-winded leader!
29. Why was the politician's campaign slogan confusing? They kept flip-flopping!
30. What do you call a politician who can't bake a cake? Someone who can't make good policy!
31. Why did the politician refuse to fly on a plane? They wanted to stay grounded!
32. What do you call a politician who never changes their mind? A stubborn statesman!
33. Why was the politician afraid of public speaking? They weren't sure they could stay on message!
34. What do you call a politician who only campaigns on foot? A pavement poundingpolitician!
35. Why did the politician refuse to drive a regular car during their campaign? They wanted to make a grand entrance!
36. What do you call a politician who can't play sports? An armchair athlete!
37. Why did the politician refuse to watch scary movies? They were afraid of getting spooked!
38. What do you call a politician who refuses to use social media? An old-school candidate!
39. Why was the politician afraid of commitment? They didn't want to be held accountable!
40. What do you call a politician who only speaks in soundbites? A bite-sized candidate!
41. Why did the politician refuse to eat spicy food? They didn't want to ignite any controversy!
42. What do you call a politician who can't hold their liquor? An unsteady candidate!
43. Why was the politician afraid of public transportation? They didn't want to be seen riding the rails!
44. What do you call a politician who only campaigns in flip-flops? A laid-back leader!
45. Why did the politician refuse to read the newspaper? They were afraid of bad press!
46. What do you call a politician who only campaigns on horseback? A saddle-suited statesman!
47. Why was the politician afraid of debates? They didn't want to be caught in a verbal limbo!
48. What do you call a politician who only campaigns on bicycles? A pedal-pushingpolitician!
49. Why did the politician refuse to eat junk food? They wanted to stay healthy for their campaign!
50. What do you call a politician who speaks in riddles? A cryptic candidate!
1. What do you call a politician who can't swim? A sinking candidate!
2. What do you call a politician who can play every musical instrument? A tuneful leader!
3. Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because they wanted to get a campaign physical!
4. What do you call a politician who only campaigns by text message? A candidate who's just phoning it in!
5. Why was the politician afraid of elevators? They didn't want to be caught in a polling booth!
6. What do you call a politician who is always late to their campaign events? A tardyleader!
7. Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other side of the political spectrum!
8. Who does a politician call when they're in trouble? Their lobbyist!
9. Why was the politician's campaign boat sinking? Because they were too busy making empty promises!
10. What do you call a group of politicians gathered in one spot? A caucus conundrum!
11. Why did the politician refuse to debate their opponent? They were afraid of being fact-checked!
12. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to screw it in, and four to take credit!
13. What do you call a politician who can't handle spicy food? A mild-mannered candidate!
14. Why did the politician cry at their victory party? They realized they'd have to follow through on their promises!
15. What do you call a politician who only campaigns on social media? A Facebook frontrunner!
16. Why did the politician refuse to wear a tie to their campaign events? They thought it was too constricting!
17. What do you call a politician who goes on a Google binge before a debate? An internet-intellectual!
18. How does a politician speak to their constituents? Politely!
19. Why was the politician's campaign bus slow? It was carrying a lot of baggage!
20. What do you call a politician who can't dance? A two-left-feet leader!
21. Why did the politician refuse to answer a question? They thought it was classified information!
22. What do you call a politician who only campaigns in Times Square? A Big Apple candidate!
23. Why was the politician afraid to give speeches? They were scared of being heckled!
24. What do you call a politician who always wears cowboy boots? A Western winner!
25. Why did the politician refuse to ride in a limo? They thought it was too presidential!
26. What do you call a politician who is afraid of the dark? A shadowy candidate!
27. Why did the politician refuse to shake hands? They didn't want to get germs!
28. What do you call a politician who can't run a mile? A short-winded leader!
29. Why was the politician's campaign slogan confusing? They kept flip-flopping!
30. What do you call a politician who can't bake a cake? Someone who can't make good policy!
31. Why did the politician refuse to fly on a plane? They wanted to stay grounded!
32. What do you call a politician who never changes their mind? A stubborn statesman!
33. Why was the politician afraid of public speaking? They weren't sure they could stay on message!
34. What do you call a politician who only campaigns on foot? A pavement poundingpolitician!
35. Why did the politician refuse to drive a regular car during their campaign? They wanted to make a grand entrance!
36. What do you call a politician who can't play sports? An armchair athlete!
37. Why did the politician refuse to watch scary movies? They were afraid of getting spooked!
38. What do you call a politician who refuses to use social media? An old-school candidate!
39. Why was the politician afraid of commitment? They didn't want to be held accountable!
40. What do you call a politician who only speaks in soundbites? A bite-sized candidate!
41. Why did the politician refuse to eat spicy food? They didn't want to ignite any controversy!
42. What do you call a politician who can't hold their liquor? An unsteady candidate!
43. Why was the politician afraid of public transportation? They didn't want to be seen riding the rails!
44. What do you call a politician who only campaigns in flip-flops? A laid-back leader!
45. Why did the politician refuse to read the newspaper? They were afraid of bad press!
46. What do you call a politician who only campaigns on horseback? A saddle-suited statesman!
47. Why was the politician afraid of debates? They didn't want to be caught in a verbal limbo!
48. What do you call a politician who only campaigns on bicycles? A pedal-pushingpolitician!
49. Why did the politician refuse to eat junk food? They wanted to stay healthy for their campaign!
50. What do you call a politician who speaks in riddles? A cryptic candidate!