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Five Potatoes Riddle

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Mash them first.
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1. What do you call a potato that always tells jokes? A funny spud!

2. How do you describe a potato with a poor sense of humor? A bland tuber.

3. Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? They wanted different yams.

4. What do you call a potato that's always hitting the gym? A mashed-up tough spud.

5. How do you know if a potato is having an identity crisis? When it doesn't know whether it's a baker or a fryer.

6. What happened when the potato went to the beach? It got sun-tuber.

7. What do you call two potatoes that are best friends? A pair of chip pals.

8. How do you know if a potato is in love? When it's a mashed-up heart spud.

9. Why did the potato go to the hospital? To get its eyes checked because it couldn't see its mash.

10. What do you call a potato that's good at math? A tater tot.

11. How do you know if a potato is a hipster? When it only drinks craft beer and likes to eat artisanal fries.

12. Why did the potato get in trouble at school? Because it couldn't keep its eyes on its own fries.

13. What do you call a potato's favorite dance move? The mash-potato.

14. How do you know if a potato is always telling the truth? When it's a straight-tuber.

15. Why did the potato start a band? Because it wanted to be a rock-tater.

16. What do you call a potato that's always taking selfies? A snap-tater.

17. How do you know if a potato is a prankster? When it's a joke-spud.

18. What do you call a potato that's always trying to improve itself? A self-improving spud.

19. How do you know if a potato is a spy? When it's undercover-tuber.

20. Why did the potato get a tattoo? Because it wanted to show off its skin-tuber.

21. What do you call a potato that's very responsible? A dutiful tuber.

22. How do you know if a potato is a superhero? When it's a cape-spud.

23. What do you call a potato that's always causing trouble? A miss-chip-vious tater.

24. How do you know if a potato is an athlete? When it's a sprint-tuber.

25. Why did the potato go to the art museum? Because it wanted to see some spud-tacular art.

26. What do you call a potato that loves to dance? A salsa-tater.

27. How do you know if a potato is a tourist? When it's a sight-tuber.

28. What do you call a potato that's always losing its keys? A spud-derer.

29. How do you know if a potato is a philosopher? When it's a deep-thinker.

30. What do you call a potato that's always daydreaming? A spud-nik.

31. Why did the potato get a haircut? So it could see its eyes-tater.

32. How do you know if a potato is a poet? When it's a mash-kent.

33. What do you call a potato that likes to travel? A globetater.

34. How do you know if a potato is a successful businessperson? When it's a rich-kid-tuber.

35. Why did the potato go skydiving? Because it wanted to feel mashed-up.

36. What do you call a potato that's always causing drama? A drama-tater.

37. How do you know if a potato is a fashionista? When it's a trend-tuber.

38. Why did the potato go to Hollywood? To become a mashed-up movie star.

39. What do you call a potato that's always connected to its friends? A social spud.

40. How do you know if a potato is an artist? When it's a cre-tuber.

41. What do you call a potato that's always complaining? A whine-tuber.

42. How do you know if a potato is a chef? When it's a master-peeler.

43. Why did the potato go to the gym? To work on its mash-tique.

44. What do you call a potato that's always organizing events? A party-tater.

45. How do you know if a potato is a lawyer? When it's a sue-spud.

46. Why did the potato go to Hogwarts? To learn how to mash-up some magic.

47. What do you call a potato that's always chasing after something? A pursuit-tater.

48. How do you know if a potato is a detective? When it's a sleuth-tuber.

49. What do you call a potato that's always singing? A tater-tune.

50. How do you know if a potato is a teacher? When it's a edu-tuber.
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