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Riddles and Answers © 2024
Displayed In December
I have a baby boy but Im not a parent
I have animals but Im not a zoo
I have a star but Im not a solar system
I have angels but Im not heaven
I have shepherds but no fields
Im displayed in December but Im not a Christmas tree
What am I?
I have animals but Im not a zoo
I have a star but Im not a solar system
I have angels but Im not heaven
I have shepherds but no fields
Im displayed in December but Im not a Christmas tree
What am I?
Hint:
Shepherds And A Baby Riddle
If there are shepherds and a baby
Three kings but not a queen
It probably means youre looking at
A.....?
Three kings but not a queen
It probably means youre looking at
A.....?
Hint:
Three People Holding Gifts Riddle
This has three people holding gifts
And a few animals maybe
Plus shepherds, parents and angels
And in the center, a baby
What is this?
And a few animals maybe
Plus shepherds, parents and angels
And in the center, a baby
What is this?
Hint:
Parents, Shepherds And Kings
This may seem like a strange mix
But its there for all to see
With parents, shepherds and kings
Some animals and a baby
What could this be?
But its there for all to see
With parents, shepherds and kings
Some animals and a baby
What could this be?
Hint:
A Symbol Of Christianity
Hint:
Three Not Six
Hint:
Hung Around Peoples Necks
It can look like a T
It can look like an X
They can be found on chains
Hung around peoples necks
What is it?
It can look like an X
They can be found on chains
Hung around peoples necks
What is it?
Hint:
Good Friday Riddle
You would have seen three of these
On the Calvary hillside
One of which carried Jesus
On Good Friday when he died
What was it?
On the Calvary hillside
One of which carried Jesus
On Good Friday when he died
What was it?
Hint:
Adams Rib Riddle
This woman was created
So Adam wouldnt be alone
And the way that God made her
Was by using Adams rib bone
Who could this lady be?
So Adam wouldnt be alone
And the way that God made her
Was by using Adams rib bone
Who could this lady be?
Hint:
A Pebble And A Sling
Its amazing what this person did
With a pebble and a sling
He got rid of a giant
And eventually became king
Who was this person?
With a pebble and a sling
He got rid of a giant
And eventually became king
Who was this person?
Hint:
The Holy Trinity
Hint:
Two Tablets Of Stone
He led Israelites out of Egypt
And went up Mount Sinai alone
He came back down with ten commandments
Written on two tablets of stone
Who is this man?
And went up Mount Sinai alone
He came back down with ten commandments
Written on two tablets of stone
Who is this man?
Hint:
The Walls Of Jericho
When tasked with what seemed impossible
He didnt just refuse and frown
He marched the people round Jericho
And the walls came tumbling down
He is?
He didnt just refuse and frown
He marched the people round Jericho
And the walls came tumbling down
He is?
Hint:
Swallowed Up By A Whale
Instead of going to Nineveh
This person decided to bail
Thrown overboard while out to sea
He was swallowed up by a whale
He is...
This person decided to bail
Thrown overboard while out to sea
He was swallowed up by a whale
He is...
Hint:
I Kept Them Safe Riddle
I kept him steady and others away
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
What am I?
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
What am I?
Hint:
Post Your Religious Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Religious Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
2. Why did the pastor visit the bank? He wanted to make a "holy" deposit.
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? Frosty the miracle man.
5. Why did Noah build his ark out of wood? Because he wanted to keep his investments afloat.
6. What is a priest's favorite type of fish? A saint fish.
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even religion.
8. How does a priest greet a bear? Holy (polar) bear hug!
9. What do you call a group of nuns walking in the park? A heavenly pack of nuns.
10. Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other church on the other side.
11. What is a ghost's favorite type of prayer? Spirit-tual connection.
12. Why don't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in a higher power.
13. Why did Moses have issues with math? Because he kept trying to replace 10 commandments with 3.
14. Why did Jesus struggle with his carpentry projects? Because he kept turning water into wood.
15. Why did the monk join the gym? To lift weights and pray-t!
16. What do you call a religious rap song? Holy Hip-Hop!
17. How do you catch a squirrel that doesn't want to be caught? Act like a tree and pray to the holy ghost.
18. Why did the priest wear a tutu to church? To be more "angel-ic".
19. Why do Buddhist monks prefer green tea? Because it's more enlightening than regular tea.
20. Why did the nun refuse to play poker with the priest? She didn't want to risk losing her habit.
21. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Holy mackerel!
22. Why did the bishop play tennis? He wanted to serve up some holy water.
23. What do you call a group of pirates who convert to Christianity? The holy (Jolly) rogues.
24. How do you know you're in a Catholic heavy metal band? When you scream "Hail Mary" instead of "Hell yeah!"
25. Why did the monk get a crown tattooed on his head? To prove he was a "holy" man.
26. What do you call a group of priests singing together? A heavenly choir.
27. Why did the nun go to Lowe's? She needed some "holy" rollers.
28. What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
29. Why did the priest go to the baseball game? To witness the "holy" field of dreams.
30. How do you get a Christian to eat sushi? Call it "fish-n-chips".
31. What do you call a religious cowboy? A holy roller.
32. Why did the preacher send his computer to church? He wanted it to be baptized in the Cloud.
33. What do you call a group of angels singing karaoke? The heavenly harmonies.
34. Why was the monk afraid of getting a haircut? He was scared he might end up with a "holy" mullet.
35. What do you call a priest with a map? Holymapper.
36. Why do monks prefer to garden by hand? Because with them, every little seedling counts.
37. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? Holycounsel.
38. Why do nuns always carry rulers? They are measuring their "holy" testaments.
39. Why are choir singers always losing their luggage? They keep checking it in at "holy" air.
40. Why did the pastor go to the gym? To get some "holy" gains.
41. What do you call a priest who is also a comedian? A holy jester.
42. Why did the nun take up archery? To aim for "holy" missiles.
43. What did the monk say to the chiropractor? I am feeling "holy" pain.'
44. What do you get when you cross a Bible and an encyclopedia? A "holier" than thou reference guide.
45. How do you know when a priest is playing hide and seek? When he prays "seek and you shall find."
46. Why don't Catholics ever get lost? They always have their "holy" compass with them.
47. What do you call a pastor who is good with money? A high priest of finance.
48. Why do nuns wear black? Because it's "holy" couture.
49. How do you make a nun swear? Say "Jesus is changing the water into wine!"
50. Why did Jesus have a "holier-than-thou" attitude? Because he walked on water, and that's pretty impressive.
1. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
2. Why did the pastor visit the bank? He wanted to make a "holy" deposit.
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? Frosty the miracle man.
5. Why did Noah build his ark out of wood? Because he wanted to keep his investments afloat.
6. What is a priest's favorite type of fish? A saint fish.
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even religion.
8. How does a priest greet a bear? Holy (polar) bear hug!
9. What do you call a group of nuns walking in the park? A heavenly pack of nuns.
10. Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other church on the other side.
11. What is a ghost's favorite type of prayer? Spirit-tual connection.
12. Why don't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in a higher power.
13. Why did Moses have issues with math? Because he kept trying to replace 10 commandments with 3.
14. Why did Jesus struggle with his carpentry projects? Because he kept turning water into wood.
15. Why did the monk join the gym? To lift weights and pray-t!
16. What do you call a religious rap song? Holy Hip-Hop!
17. How do you catch a squirrel that doesn't want to be caught? Act like a tree and pray to the holy ghost.
18. Why did the priest wear a tutu to church? To be more "angel-ic".
19. Why do Buddhist monks prefer green tea? Because it's more enlightening than regular tea.
20. Why did the nun refuse to play poker with the priest? She didn't want to risk losing her habit.
21. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Holy mackerel!
22. Why did the bishop play tennis? He wanted to serve up some holy water.
23. What do you call a group of pirates who convert to Christianity? The holy (Jolly) rogues.
24. How do you know you're in a Catholic heavy metal band? When you scream "Hail Mary" instead of "Hell yeah!"
25. Why did the monk get a crown tattooed on his head? To prove he was a "holy" man.
26. What do you call a group of priests singing together? A heavenly choir.
27. Why did the nun go to Lowe's? She needed some "holy" rollers.
28. What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
29. Why did the priest go to the baseball game? To witness the "holy" field of dreams.
30. How do you get a Christian to eat sushi? Call it "fish-n-chips".
31. What do you call a religious cowboy? A holy roller.
32. Why did the preacher send his computer to church? He wanted it to be baptized in the Cloud.
33. What do you call a group of angels singing karaoke? The heavenly harmonies.
34. Why was the monk afraid of getting a haircut? He was scared he might end up with a "holy" mullet.
35. What do you call a priest with a map? Holymapper.
36. Why do monks prefer to garden by hand? Because with them, every little seedling counts.
37. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? Holycounsel.
38. Why do nuns always carry rulers? They are measuring their "holy" testaments.
39. Why are choir singers always losing their luggage? They keep checking it in at "holy" air.
40. Why did the pastor go to the gym? To get some "holy" gains.
41. What do you call a priest who is also a comedian? A holy jester.
42. Why did the nun take up archery? To aim for "holy" missiles.
43. What did the monk say to the chiropractor? I am feeling "holy" pain.'
44. What do you get when you cross a Bible and an encyclopedia? A "holier" than thou reference guide.
45. How do you know when a priest is playing hide and seek? When he prays "seek and you shall find."
46. Why don't Catholics ever get lost? They always have their "holy" compass with them.
47. What do you call a pastor who is good with money? A high priest of finance.
48. Why do nuns wear black? Because it's "holy" couture.
49. How do you make a nun swear? Say "Jesus is changing the water into wine!"
50. Why did Jesus have a "holier-than-thou" attitude? Because he walked on water, and that's pretty impressive.