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Shepherds And A Baby Riddle

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Nativity Scene
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Three People Holding Gifts Riddle

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A nativity scene!
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Parents, Shepherds And Kings

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A Symbol Of Christianity

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Its a cross
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Three Not Six

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A cross
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Hung Around Peoples Necks

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Good Friday Riddle

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The cross
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Adams Rib Riddle

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Eve
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A Pebble And A Sling

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He was David
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The Holy Trinity

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Jesus
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Two Tablets Of Stone

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Moses
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The Walls Of Jericho

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Joshua
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Swallowed Up By A Whale

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Jonah
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I Kept Them Safe Riddle

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Moses' Staff
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1. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

2. Why did the pastor visit the bank? He wanted to make a "holy" deposit.

3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? Frosty the miracle man.

5. Why did Noah build his ark out of wood? Because he wanted to keep his investments afloat.

6. What is a priest's favorite type of fish? A saint fish.

7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even religion.

8. How does a priest greet a bear? Holy (polar) bear hug!

9. What do you call a group of nuns walking in the park? A heavenly pack of nuns.

10. Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other church on the other side.

11. What is a ghost's favorite type of prayer? Spirit-tual connection.

12. Why don't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in a higher power.

13. Why did Moses have issues with math? Because he kept trying to replace 10 commandments with 3.

14. Why did Jesus struggle with his carpentry projects? Because he kept turning water into wood.

15. Why did the monk join the gym? To lift weights and pray-t!

16. What do you call a religious rap song? Holy Hip-Hop!

17. How do you catch a squirrel that doesn't want to be caught? Act like a tree and pray to the holy ghost.

18. Why did the priest wear a tutu to church? To be more "angel-ic".

19. Why do Buddhist monks prefer green tea? Because it's more enlightening than regular tea.

20. Why did the nun refuse to play poker with the priest? She didn't want to risk losing her habit.

21. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Holy mackerel!

22. Why did the bishop play tennis? He wanted to serve up some holy water.

23. What do you call a group of pirates who convert to Christianity? The holy (Jolly) rogues.

24. How do you know you're in a Catholic heavy metal band? When you scream "Hail Mary" instead of "Hell yeah!"

25. Why did the monk get a crown tattooed on his head? To prove he was a "holy" man.

26. What do you call a group of priests singing together? A heavenly choir.

27. Why did the nun go to Lowe's? She needed some "holy" rollers.

28. What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

29. Why did the priest go to the baseball game? To witness the "holy" field of dreams.

30. How do you get a Christian to eat sushi? Call it "fish-n-chips".

31. What do you call a religious cowboy? A holy roller.

32. Why did the preacher send his computer to church? He wanted it to be baptized in the Cloud.

33. What do you call a group of angels singing karaoke? The heavenly harmonies.

34. Why was the monk afraid of getting a haircut? He was scared he might end up with a "holy" mullet.

35. What do you call a priest with a map? Holymapper.

36. Why do monks prefer to garden by hand? Because with them, every little seedling counts.

37. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? Holycounsel.

38. Why do nuns always carry rulers? They are measuring their "holy" testaments.

39. Why are choir singers always losing their luggage? They keep checking it in at "holy" air.

40. Why did the pastor go to the gym? To get some "holy" gains.

41. What do you call a priest who is also a comedian? A holy jester.

42. Why did the nun take up archery? To aim for "holy" missiles.

43. What did the monk say to the chiropractor? I am feeling "holy" pain.'

44. What do you get when you cross a Bible and an encyclopedia? A "holier" than thou reference guide.

45. How do you know when a priest is playing hide and seek? When he prays "seek and you shall find."

46. Why don't Catholics ever get lost? They always have their "holy" compass with them.

47. What do you call a pastor who is good with money? A high priest of finance.

48. Why do nuns wear black? Because it's "holy" couture.

49. How do you make a nun swear? Say "Jesus is changing the water into wine!"

50. Why did Jesus have a "holier-than-thou" attitude? Because he walked on water, and that's pretty impressive.
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