Glass That Has Been Stained
This might be open when its hot
And be closed if it has rained
If you look on some old churches
This has glass that has been stained
This is a?
And be closed if it has rained
If you look on some old churches
This has glass that has been stained
This is a?
Hint:
Meeting In The Office
If you have a meeting in the office
Youll need to know the time and place
Something that can help with one of these things
Has two or three hands over its face
What is this?
Youll need to know the time and place
Something that can help with one of these things
Has two or three hands over its face
What is this?
Hint:
A Neck Thats Long
This is not a giraffe
But it has a neck thats long
Its something with six strings
And is used to play a song
What is this?
But it has a neck thats long
Its something with six strings
And is used to play a song
What is this?
Hint:
Standing On One Leg
Hint:
A Common Red Fruit
I'm sometimes in breakfast cereals
In small pieces which have been dried
I am a common fruit that is red
With many seeds on the outside
I am a?
In small pieces which have been dried
I am a common fruit that is red
With many seeds on the outside
I am a?
Hint:
Time To Chill Riddle
Hint:
Get To This Building Quick
Hint:
See A Doctor Or A Nurse
And then you feel even worse
You might go to this building
To see a doctor or a nurse
Where is this building?
Hint:
Be Careful Of Thorns
Hint:
Tub Sink And Towels
Whose name contains three vowels
It often has a tub, sink and some towels
Hint:
Goal With Pole Riddle
With depression I am pitted
My goal with pole has been fitted
From wood to grass I must pass
Frequency will make you last
What am I?
My goal with pole has been fitted
From wood to grass I must pass
Frequency will make you last
What am I?
Hint:
Top A Christmas Tree
During the festive season
This might top a Christmas tree
Its also used to describe
A famous celebrity
What am I?
This might top a Christmas tree
Its also used to describe
A famous celebrity
What am I?
Hint:
Something With A Lid
This is something with a lid
But its not a coffee mug
Its something with a socket
But it doesnt have a plug
What is it?
But its not a coffee mug
Its something with a socket
But it doesnt have a plug
What is it?
Hint:
White Land Black Seed
Hint:
On Everyones Face Riddle
We are a pair, We can dart here and there, Though we always stay in one place. We can smile or shed tears, Show our pleasure or fears, And you'll find us on everyone's face.
What are we?
What are we?
Hint:
Post Your Rhyming Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Rhyming Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a bear that’s always on the go?
A roamin’ grizzly, don’t you know!
2. Why did the pasta blush?
Because it saw the spaghetti sauce!
3. What do you call it when a dinosaur has a party?
A Jurassic bash, oh so hearty!
4. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing and fled!
5. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
A moo-ma, it’s true, maybe!
6. Why did the clock go to the doctor?
Because it wanted to get ticked off, and then blocked her!
7. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh, that’s kind of sly!
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well, that’s what’s up, sir!
9. What do you call a plant that sings?
A croonopetal, with some zings!
10. Why did the kangaroo feel ashamed?
Because it forgot how to hop, it’s such a lame blame!
11. What do you call a cat that’s a magician?
A purrformer, with tricks on the run!
12. Why did the apple sue the orange?
Because it claimed the citrus was too tangy, and henceforth!
13. What do you call a bird that loves to dance?
A balletcanary, with some flamenco in advance!
14. Why did the baseball team go to the bank?
To get some runs, and keep the tank!
15. What do you call a dog that’s a poet?
A rhyming rover, with words to to it!
16. Why did the peanut go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling salty, and sour, what a shocker!
17. What do you call a tree that’s always in motion?
A swayin’ oak, with some groovy emotion!
18. Why did the furniture go on strike?
Because it was tired of always being tabled, and the dislike!
19. What do you call a frog that can play guitar?
A rockin’ ribbet, with a groovy cigar!
20. Why did the bird learn to drive?
Because it wanted to soar on the highway, and thrive!
21. What do you call a pig that loves to dance?
A swineballer, with some prance!
22. Why did the rabbit turn red?
Because it’s ears were burning, and felt dread!
23. What do you call a cow that can write poetry?
A poetic cow, with some words of bravery!
24. Why did the potato lose its job?
Because it was too mashed up, and a sob!
25. What do you call a book that likes to sing?
A melodious novel, with some rings!
26. Why did the car go to the dentist?
To get some teeth, and be really persistent!
27. What do you call a spider that’s a comedian?
A pranky arachnid, with some fun on the horizon!
28. Why did the carrot go to the party?
To get some good vibes, and be hearty!
29. What do you call a bear that’s always in a hurry?
A fast-pawed grizzly, with some scurry!
30. Why did the coffee have a headache?
Because it was bean around the block, with some mistakes!
31. What do you call a tree that’s always sad?
A crying willow, with some feeling that’s had!
32. Why did the sandwich go on vacation?
To get some rest, and be on the elation!
33. What do you call a chicken that saves the day?
A hero hen, with a really big say!
34. Why did the grape go to the doctor?
Because it was raisin’ concerns, and getting bothered!
35. What do you call a dog that’s always grumpy?
A canine crank, with some humpy!
36. Why did the football team go to the beach?
To get some sun, and be in reach!
37. What do you call a pear that’s a singer?
A harmonious fruit, with some zinger!
38. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad byte, and some blunder!
39. What do you call a bee that’s always on time?
A punctual bumble, with some rhyme!
40. Why did the kiwi feel left out?
Because it wasn’t really a berry, and some doubt!
41. What do you call a horse that’s always telling jokes?
A funny filly, with some funny strokes!
42. Why did the onion cry?
Because it was getting chopped, with some try!
43. What do you call a whale that’s a musician?
A melodious mollusk, with some ambition!
44. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
To get some fun, and be hearty!
45. What do you call a penguin that loves to dance?
A waddle dancer, with some prance!
46. Why did the tomato feel embarrassed?
Because it was getting served, with some cherished!
47. What do you call a turtle that’s a philosopher?
A wise shell, with some words that won’t falter!
48. Why did the watermelon go to the beach?
To get some sun, and be on the preach!
49. What do you call a cat that’s a detective?
A purr-sleuth, who has some tricks that detect!
50. Why did the skunk feel self-conscious?
Because it was getting sprayed, with some consciousness!
1. What do you call a bear that’s always on the go?
A roamin’ grizzly, don’t you know!
2. Why did the pasta blush?
Because it saw the spaghetti sauce!
3. What do you call it when a dinosaur has a party?
A Jurassic bash, oh so hearty!
4. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing and fled!
5. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
A moo-ma, it’s true, maybe!
6. Why did the clock go to the doctor?
Because it wanted to get ticked off, and then blocked her!
7. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh, that’s kind of sly!
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well, that’s what’s up, sir!
9. What do you call a plant that sings?
A croonopetal, with some zings!
10. Why did the kangaroo feel ashamed?
Because it forgot how to hop, it’s such a lame blame!
11. What do you call a cat that’s a magician?
A purrformer, with tricks on the run!
12. Why did the apple sue the orange?
Because it claimed the citrus was too tangy, and henceforth!
13. What do you call a bird that loves to dance?
A balletcanary, with some flamenco in advance!
14. Why did the baseball team go to the bank?
To get some runs, and keep the tank!
15. What do you call a dog that’s a poet?
A rhyming rover, with words to to it!
16. Why did the peanut go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling salty, and sour, what a shocker!
17. What do you call a tree that’s always in motion?
A swayin’ oak, with some groovy emotion!
18. Why did the furniture go on strike?
Because it was tired of always being tabled, and the dislike!
19. What do you call a frog that can play guitar?
A rockin’ ribbet, with a groovy cigar!
20. Why did the bird learn to drive?
Because it wanted to soar on the highway, and thrive!
21. What do you call a pig that loves to dance?
A swineballer, with some prance!
22. Why did the rabbit turn red?
Because it’s ears were burning, and felt dread!
23. What do you call a cow that can write poetry?
A poetic cow, with some words of bravery!
24. Why did the potato lose its job?
Because it was too mashed up, and a sob!
25. What do you call a book that likes to sing?
A melodious novel, with some rings!
26. Why did the car go to the dentist?
To get some teeth, and be really persistent!
27. What do you call a spider that’s a comedian?
A pranky arachnid, with some fun on the horizon!
28. Why did the carrot go to the party?
To get some good vibes, and be hearty!
29. What do you call a bear that’s always in a hurry?
A fast-pawed grizzly, with some scurry!
30. Why did the coffee have a headache?
Because it was bean around the block, with some mistakes!
31. What do you call a tree that’s always sad?
A crying willow, with some feeling that’s had!
32. Why did the sandwich go on vacation?
To get some rest, and be on the elation!
33. What do you call a chicken that saves the day?
A hero hen, with a really big say!
34. Why did the grape go to the doctor?
Because it was raisin’ concerns, and getting bothered!
35. What do you call a dog that’s always grumpy?
A canine crank, with some humpy!
36. Why did the football team go to the beach?
To get some sun, and be in reach!
37. What do you call a pear that’s a singer?
A harmonious fruit, with some zinger!
38. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad byte, and some blunder!
39. What do you call a bee that’s always on time?
A punctual bumble, with some rhyme!
40. Why did the kiwi feel left out?
Because it wasn’t really a berry, and some doubt!
41. What do you call a horse that’s always telling jokes?
A funny filly, with some funny strokes!
42. Why did the onion cry?
Because it was getting chopped, with some try!
43. What do you call a whale that’s a musician?
A melodious mollusk, with some ambition!
44. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
To get some fun, and be hearty!
45. What do you call a penguin that loves to dance?
A waddle dancer, with some prance!
46. Why did the tomato feel embarrassed?
Because it was getting served, with some cherished!
47. What do you call a turtle that’s a philosopher?
A wise shell, with some words that won’t falter!
48. Why did the watermelon go to the beach?
To get some sun, and be on the preach!
49. What do you call a cat that’s a detective?
A purr-sleuth, who has some tricks that detect!
50. Why did the skunk feel self-conscious?
Because it was getting sprayed, with some consciousness!