RIDDLE OF THE DAY

My temperature may reach as high as 2000 degrees celsius.

Who am I?

You are dying of thirst walking through me. You starve to death over night. You find nothing in my path. Ambiguous and furious in my sight. Kill and threatened by my people. I am?

It provides heat and also some light its where youll find wood thats burning bright. Its a?

This is something you can donate
Although it isn't money
If you cut into a rare steak
Then this is what you will see

What is is?

Everything you catch you throw away, but everything you don't catch you keep.

What are you hunting?

What is born into this world
Without hide, hair, or skin;
Cries once and never cries again?

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream.

So where could this happen?

I am round. you play with me. but you can't throw me. If you throw me you will hear a crash. What am I ?

I have blades but Im not grass
Im sometimes an Apache but Im not a Native American
I can fly but I dont have any wings
I can transport people but Im not an airplane
Im a chopper but Im not a knife

What is it?

There is a round hotel. A famous person walks in. The lights go off. When the lights turn back on the famous person is dead. Who did it, the waiter dusting the corner, the chef holding cleavers, or the crazy customer?

I go up when Im used but Im not a balloon
I have a handle but Im not a car door
I get wet but Im not a washcloth
I go above your head but Im not mistletoe
Im used in the rain but Im not windshield wipers

What am I?

If it is raining outside
Youd use one of these I bet
As its held above your head
To keep you from getting wet

What are you using?

There are a lot of me on schools
On a car and your home too
Made of glass and can be opened
In order to let air through

I'm????

Hold me by the neck and I won't mind,
if I get wrong I just need a good wind.
If you want me you better pick wisely,
just use your ears and I'll follow you blindly.

I am?

Im red but Im not a stop light
Im sweet but Im not an M&M
Im sometimes in a jam but Im not a car during rush hour
Im a fruit but Im not an apple
Im often a flavor of yogurt but Im not a raspberry

What am i?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Riddle Of The Day of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? So-fish-ticated!

2. Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool.

3. What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.

9. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.

10. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

11. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired.

12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

13. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

16. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

17. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.

18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby.

19. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it.

20. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

21. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

22. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up.

23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

24. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

25. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.

26. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

28. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

29. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

30. Why did the banana go to see the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

31. What vegetable can you not take on a boat? A leek!

32. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

33. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little whine.

34. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

35. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!

36. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

37. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

38. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

39. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

40. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

41. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

42. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

43. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

44. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

45. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

46. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up.

47. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

48. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

49. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

50. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.