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Which To Light?
In a room you have a candle, an oil lamp, and wood in a fireplace, but you only have one match. What do you light first?
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Skipping The Pop Quiz
A teacher decides to give a pop quiz one day but all of her students refuse to take the quiz thinking that the teacher will call off the quiz. She can give only one of these students a detention for skipping the quiz. All of the students know each other's names and if a student knows he/she is getting a detention they take the quiz.
How can she threaten her students with the single detention so they all take the quiz?
How can she threaten her students with the single detention so they all take the quiz?
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She tells them that she will give the student who skips the quiz whose name comes first alphabetically a detention. This student won't skip because they know they are getting a detention if they do. The next person alphabetically will then know that they will get a detention so they won't skip either, and so on. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. What's the favorite subject of musical students? Band.
2. What did the history teacher say to the wall? I know you're bored, but at least you're not failing.
3. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high C's!
4. What is a cheerleader's favorite drink? Root Beer.
5. What did one math book say to the other? I've got problems.
6. How do you know if a teacher is a vampire? They always have a lot of blood tests.
7. Why did the physics student break up with her boyfriend? There was no chemistry.
8. What do you call a math teacher who's obsessive about numbers? A count-ess.
9. Why did the computer go to music class? To learn how to download a beat.
10. What do you call a student who is really good at writing? A pen genius.
11. Why did the fruit go to the counselor? It was having a difficult pear.
12. What does a cheerleader love to do on a boat? Wave.
13. What do you call an Irish potato with good grades? A smart potato.
14. What's a pirate's favorite subject? Arrrrt.
15. Who is the smartest pickle in the class? The one that gets As.
16. Why did the chicken refuse to take the driver's ed course? It was too egg-zausting.
17. What do you call a short person who can play an instrument? A mini-maestro.
18. Why did the student bring a map to the test? To find their way to an A!
19. What do you call a principal with a sore throat? A croaky principal.
20. What do you call a teenager with a lot of E's in their report card? The energizer bunny.
21. Why do cows stay away from math class? They're afraid of the moos.
22. Why did the gardener fail science? He couldn't handle the biology.
23. What do you call a student who always gets B's? Above average.
24. What do you call a teacher who can't control their class? An audience.
25. Why did the student bring a pillow to the exam? For a nap-taker.
26. What do you call a singer who's always late? Justin Timber-late.
27. What do you call an alligator who always raises their hand? The answer gator.
28. Why did the math teacher love geometry? It had angles.
29. What do you call a band that only plays sad songs? The blues-cers.
30. Why did the science teacher hate puns? He thought they were a deflection from the topic.
31. What do you say to someone who is always delivering great presentations? Excel-lent.
32. Why do cheerleaders hate physics? It's always about momentum.
33. What do you call a science teacher who always wears fake flowers? A plant-omist.
34. What do you call an annoying kid who can't sit still? Hyper-antics.
35. Why did the principal visit the barber? To get principal-cuts.
36. What do you say to someone who is always talking about their grades? Test-tastic.
37. Why do history teachers love to read? They're always trying to make a modern connection.
38. What do you call a really good tutor? A genius helper.
39. What do you call a student who always gets in trouble? The detention pro.
40. Why did the student refuse to take a physics test? It was relative-ly hard.
41. What do you say to someone who is always studying? Bookworm-tastic.
42. Why do English teachers love Shakespeare? It's a tale of two minds.
43. What do you call a science teacher who's always talking about the weather? Fair whisperer.
44. What do you say to someone who's always practicing? Habit-tastic.
45. Why do science teachers love looking under microscopes? They're always searching for the small things in life.
46. What do you call a student who loves to write stories? Plot master.
47. Why do counselors love to talk? They're always analyzing the situation.
48. What do you say to someone who's feeling down? Cheer-tastic.
49. Why do science teachers love plants? Growth and development.
50. What do you call a student who loves to sing? The voice-tress.
1. What's the favorite subject of musical students? Band.
2. What did the history teacher say to the wall? I know you're bored, but at least you're not failing.
3. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high C's!
4. What is a cheerleader's favorite drink? Root Beer.
5. What did one math book say to the other? I've got problems.
6. How do you know if a teacher is a vampire? They always have a lot of blood tests.
7. Why did the physics student break up with her boyfriend? There was no chemistry.
8. What do you call a math teacher who's obsessive about numbers? A count-ess.
9. Why did the computer go to music class? To learn how to download a beat.
10. What do you call a student who is really good at writing? A pen genius.
11. Why did the fruit go to the counselor? It was having a difficult pear.
12. What does a cheerleader love to do on a boat? Wave.
13. What do you call an Irish potato with good grades? A smart potato.
14. What's a pirate's favorite subject? Arrrrt.
15. Who is the smartest pickle in the class? The one that gets As.
16. Why did the chicken refuse to take the driver's ed course? It was too egg-zausting.
17. What do you call a short person who can play an instrument? A mini-maestro.
18. Why did the student bring a map to the test? To find their way to an A!
19. What do you call a principal with a sore throat? A croaky principal.
20. What do you call a teenager with a lot of E's in their report card? The energizer bunny.
21. Why do cows stay away from math class? They're afraid of the moos.
22. Why did the gardener fail science? He couldn't handle the biology.
23. What do you call a student who always gets B's? Above average.
24. What do you call a teacher who can't control their class? An audience.
25. Why did the student bring a pillow to the exam? For a nap-taker.
26. What do you call a singer who's always late? Justin Timber-late.
27. What do you call an alligator who always raises their hand? The answer gator.
28. Why did the math teacher love geometry? It had angles.
29. What do you call a band that only plays sad songs? The blues-cers.
30. Why did the science teacher hate puns? He thought they were a deflection from the topic.
31. What do you say to someone who is always delivering great presentations? Excel-lent.
32. Why do cheerleaders hate physics? It's always about momentum.
33. What do you call a science teacher who always wears fake flowers? A plant-omist.
34. What do you call an annoying kid who can't sit still? Hyper-antics.
35. Why did the principal visit the barber? To get principal-cuts.
36. What do you say to someone who is always talking about their grades? Test-tastic.
37. Why do history teachers love to read? They're always trying to make a modern connection.
38. What do you call a really good tutor? A genius helper.
39. What do you call a student who always gets in trouble? The detention pro.
40. Why did the student refuse to take a physics test? It was relative-ly hard.
41. What do you say to someone who is always studying? Bookworm-tastic.
42. Why do English teachers love Shakespeare? It's a tale of two minds.
43. What do you call a science teacher who's always talking about the weather? Fair whisperer.
44. What do you say to someone who's always practicing? Habit-tastic.
45. Why do science teachers love looking under microscopes? They're always searching for the small things in life.
46. What do you call a student who loves to write stories? Plot master.
47. Why do counselors love to talk? They're always analyzing the situation.
48. What do you say to someone who's feeling down? Cheer-tastic.
49. Why do science teachers love plants? Growth and development.
50. What do you call a student who loves to sing? The voice-tress.