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A Mouth That Doesn't Eat
What has a mouth but doesn't eat,
a bank with no money,
a bed but doesn't sleep,
and waves but has no hands?
a bank with no money,
a bed but doesn't sleep,
and waves but has no hands?
Hint:
Soldiers Across A River
A detachment of soldiers must cross a river. The bridge is broken, the river is deep. What to do?
Suddenly the officer in charge spots two boys playing in a row boat by the shore.
The boat is so tiny however, that is could only hold two boys or one soldier.
Still all the soldiers make it across the river in the boat. How?
Suddenly the officer in charge spots two boys playing in a row boat by the shore.
The boat is so tiny however, that is could only hold two boys or one soldier.
Still all the soldiers make it across the river in the boat. How?
Hint:
First the boys cross the river and 1 boy comes back and gets a soldier and keeps going back until all the soldiers have made it across safely. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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YES NO
A Goat, A Wolf, And A Head Of Cabbage
A man has a goat, a wolf, and a head of cabbage. He comes to a river that has no bridge, but a small boat to cross the river. The boat can hold only one of the three things he has. If he takes over the wolf first, the goat will eat the cabbage. If he take over the cabbage first, the wolf will eat the goat.
How does he solve the problem?
How does he solve the problem?
Hint:
First, he takes over the goat. Then, he takes over the cabbage, but takes the goat back. Then, he takes over the wolf. Finally, he takes over the goat again. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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What Always Murmurs But Never Talks?
What always murmurs but never talks, always runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never speaks?
Hint:
It Follows A River While Standing Still
Hint:
Rivers With No Water Riddle
Hint: I represent an area of land or sea.
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1. What do you call a river that loves to sing? A melodious stream.
2. Why did the river wear a crown? Because it was the reigning body of water.
3. What did the river say when it saw a boat coming? "Oh buoy!"
4. Why did the river refuse to flow? It was feeling a bit stagnant.
5. What did the fish say to the river? "Thanks for letting me run through you!"
6. What did the river say to the rock? "You make me feel so boulder!"
7. Why did the river wear a bowtie? Because it was feeling extra sleek.
8. What did the river say when it met a waterfall? "Well, this is where I cascade goodbye."
9. Why did the river refuse to talk to anyone? It was feeling a bit stream-ish.
10. What did the river say to the cloud? "Stop raining on my parade!"
11. Why was the river always invited to parties? Because it was the life of the current.
12. What did the river say to the beaver? "I'm dammed if I do, dammed if I don't."
13. Why did the river wear a top hat? Because it was a classy body of water.
14. What did the river say to the Earth? "I pave the way for everyone else to flow."
15. Why did the river refuse to take a break? It was afraid to let the current situation get out of hand.
16. What did the river say to the bridge? "I'll always have your back, even if I flow under you."
17. Why did the river refuse to join a choir? It didn't want to sink to that level.
18. What did the river say when it met a fisherman? "Hook, line, and sinker, you're not catching me!"
19. Why did the river wear sunglasses? It didn't want anyone to sea its emotions.
20. What did the river say to the mountain? "You may rise above me, but I'll always flow around you."
21. Why did the river always have a smile? Because it was always in good spirits.
22. What did the river say when it met a waterfall? "Down the hatch I go!"
23. Why did the river get detention? It had a current attitude problem.
24. What did the river say to the beaver dam? "I'm going to bust through you like a raging rapids!"
25. Why did the river wear a cape? Because it was a superflow.
26. What did the river say when it met a canal? "You may be man-made, but I'm a natural wonder."
27. Why did the river refuse to go on vacation? It was afraid of going with the flow.
28. What did the river say to the ocean? "One day, I'll flow into you but until then, I'll be my own body of water."
29. Why did the river refuse to take a nap? It was afraid it would turn into a stream.
30. What did the river say to the fish? "I always have a place in my heart for my finned friends."
31. Why did the river wear a tuxedo? Because it was feeling swanky.
32. What did the river say to the rain? "I'm always happy to make some room for you!"
33. Why did the river refuse to play cards? It didn't want to be dealt with.
34. What did the river say when it met a delta? "I'm not just a simple stream, I'm a powerful force of nature."
35. Why did the river refuse to let in outsiders? It was afraid of pollution.
36. What did the river say to the rock formation? "You may be solid, but I'm a flowing force of nature!"
37. Why did the river refuse to take a detour? It was committed to its course of action.
38. What did the river say to the waterfall? "Flowing through you was a real rush, but don't take me for a rapids!"
39. Why did the river wear a tie? Because it was a real current trendsetter.
40. What did the river say to the canyon? "I'll carve through you like butter!"
41. Why did the river refuse to attend the underground party? It wasn't to be caught dead downstream.
42. What did the river say to the algae? "I'm always happy to let you hitchhike with me."
43. Why did the river refuse to run dry? It was afraid of being marked down to a stream.
44. What did the river say to the tree? "I'm always happy to give you a drink or two."
45. Why did the river refuse to date the mermaid? It didn't want to get caught in her current.
46. What did the river say when it met a waterfall? "You rock!"
47. Why did the river wear sneakers? It wanted to step up its game.
48. What did the river say to the fog? "You cloud my vision."
49. Why did the river refuse to slow down? It was afraid it would lose its tempo.
50. What did the river say to the mountain? "I'll wear you down one day, mark my current."
1. What do you call a river that loves to sing? A melodious stream.
2. Why did the river wear a crown? Because it was the reigning body of water.
3. What did the river say when it saw a boat coming? "Oh buoy!"
4. Why did the river refuse to flow? It was feeling a bit stagnant.
5. What did the fish say to the river? "Thanks for letting me run through you!"
6. What did the river say to the rock? "You make me feel so boulder!"
7. Why did the river wear a bowtie? Because it was feeling extra sleek.
8. What did the river say when it met a waterfall? "Well, this is where I cascade goodbye."
9. Why did the river refuse to talk to anyone? It was feeling a bit stream-ish.
10. What did the river say to the cloud? "Stop raining on my parade!"
11. Why was the river always invited to parties? Because it was the life of the current.
12. What did the river say to the beaver? "I'm dammed if I do, dammed if I don't."
13. Why did the river wear a top hat? Because it was a classy body of water.
14. What did the river say to the Earth? "I pave the way for everyone else to flow."
15. Why did the river refuse to take a break? It was afraid to let the current situation get out of hand.
16. What did the river say to the bridge? "I'll always have your back, even if I flow under you."
17. Why did the river refuse to join a choir? It didn't want to sink to that level.
18. What did the river say when it met a fisherman? "Hook, line, and sinker, you're not catching me!"
19. Why did the river wear sunglasses? It didn't want anyone to sea its emotions.
20. What did the river say to the mountain? "You may rise above me, but I'll always flow around you."
21. Why did the river always have a smile? Because it was always in good spirits.
22. What did the river say when it met a waterfall? "Down the hatch I go!"
23. Why did the river get detention? It had a current attitude problem.
24. What did the river say to the beaver dam? "I'm going to bust through you like a raging rapids!"
25. Why did the river wear a cape? Because it was a superflow.
26. What did the river say when it met a canal? "You may be man-made, but I'm a natural wonder."
27. Why did the river refuse to go on vacation? It was afraid of going with the flow.
28. What did the river say to the ocean? "One day, I'll flow into you but until then, I'll be my own body of water."
29. Why did the river refuse to take a nap? It was afraid it would turn into a stream.
30. What did the river say to the fish? "I always have a place in my heart for my finned friends."
31. Why did the river wear a tuxedo? Because it was feeling swanky.
32. What did the river say to the rain? "I'm always happy to make some room for you!"
33. Why did the river refuse to play cards? It didn't want to be dealt with.
34. What did the river say when it met a delta? "I'm not just a simple stream, I'm a powerful force of nature."
35. Why did the river refuse to let in outsiders? It was afraid of pollution.
36. What did the river say to the rock formation? "You may be solid, but I'm a flowing force of nature!"
37. Why did the river refuse to take a detour? It was committed to its course of action.
38. What did the river say to the waterfall? "Flowing through you was a real rush, but don't take me for a rapids!"
39. Why did the river wear a tie? Because it was a real current trendsetter.
40. What did the river say to the canyon? "I'll carve through you like butter!"
41. Why did the river refuse to attend the underground party? It wasn't to be caught dead downstream.
42. What did the river say to the algae? "I'm always happy to let you hitchhike with me."
43. Why did the river refuse to run dry? It was afraid of being marked down to a stream.
44. What did the river say to the tree? "I'm always happy to give you a drink or two."
45. Why did the river refuse to date the mermaid? It didn't want to get caught in her current.
46. What did the river say when it met a waterfall? "You rock!"
47. Why did the river wear sneakers? It wanted to step up its game.
48. What did the river say to the fog? "You cloud my vision."
49. Why did the river refuse to slow down? It was afraid it would lose its tempo.
50. What did the river say to the mountain? "I'll wear you down one day, mark my current."