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Blood.
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A Town With No Houses

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A map
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Above A Door Riddle

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S.

One Two Three Four Five Six (Seven is next).
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Standing My Test

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Time
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Kindness And Cruelty

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Fate
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A Chaotic Outsider

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Green Slaad
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Does Not Break

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Night falls and day breaks
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I Have A Tail Riddle

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A coin
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1. What do you call a bard with no weapon? A harpless hero.

2. Why did the necromancer go solo? He couldn't find a good bodyguard.

3. What did the barbarian say when he ran out of rage? "You wouldn't like me when I'm calm."

4. Why did the ranger join a circus? To branch out from archery.

5. Why did the wizard refuse to wear shorts? He had a spell that made him pants.

6. Why did the rogue always carry a broom? He was a sweepstakes winner.

7. What do you call a paladin who can't swim? A drowned defender.

8. Why did the cleric join a rock band? He wanted to heal the world.

9. Why did the fighter refuse to buy a treadmill? He already had a treadmill of steel.

10. What do you call a bard who only sings in the shower? A dirge diva.

11. What do you call a rogue who only steals from pizzas? A pie-pilferer.

12. Why did the paladin join a knitting circle? He wanted to purl his heart out.

13. What do you call a dwarf who makes perfume? A scent-innal tunnel.

14. Why did the mage become a pilot? He wanted to cast fly-by spells.

15. What do you call a halfling who only eats the crust of pies? A flakish flautist.

16. Why did the ranger always carry a compass? So he wouldn't get caught in a NSE-WE situation.

17. What do you call a dragon who loves to dance? A fiery-footed flamer.

18. Why did the cleric always carry a toothbrush? He believed in divine dental hygiene.

19. What do you call a bard with a lisp? A sing-along lisper.

20. Why did the paladin join the military? He wanted to fight for his paladess.

21. What do you call a rogue who only steals from clowns? A jester jacker.

22. Why did the mage become a beekeeper? He wanted to cast sweet as honey spells.

23. What do you call a halfling who always follows the rules? A non-evasive midget.

24. Why did the ranger always carry a map? So he wouldn't get lost in the woodlands.

25. What do you call a dragon who writes mystery novels? A fire-breathing author.

26. Why did the cleric always carry a first aid kit? He believed in divine wellness.

27. What do you call a bard who only sings about vegetables? A tune-talker.

28. Why did the paladin become a chef? He wanted to serve up some divine cuisine.

29. What do you call a rogue who only steals from hugs? A cuddle burglar.

30. Why did the mage join a dance troupe? He wanted to cast cha-cha spells.

31. What do you call a halfling who only eats spicy food? A heat-seeking hobbit.

32. Why did the ranger always carry a water bottle? So he wouldn't get dehydrated on his journeys.

33. What do you call a dragon who loves to play video games? A fire-breathing geek.

34. Why did the cleric always carry a Bible? He believed in divine guidance.

35. What do you call a bard who only sings about insects? A bug balladeer.

36. Why did the paladin become a therapist? He wanted to heal both body and mind.

37. What do you call a rogue who only steals from walruses? A tusker thief.

38. Why did the mage become a weatherman? He wanted to cast stormy spells.

39. What do you call a halfling who always wears sunglasses? A shady shire-dweller.

40. Why did the ranger always carry a tent? So he could rest in the great outdoors.

41. What do you call a dragon who loves to play chess? A fire-breathing mastermind.

42. Why did the cleric always carry a candle? He believed in divine light.

43. What do you call a bard who only sings about ghosts? A haunting harmonizer.

44. Why did the paladin become a lifeguard? He wanted to rescue those in trouble.

45. What do you call a rogue who only steals from cakes? A batter bandit.

46. Why did the mage become a gardener? He wanted to cast nature spells.

47. What do you call a halfling who only eats green food? A verdant hobbit.

48. Why did the ranger always carry a bug spray? So he wouldn't get bitten on his adventures.

49. What do you call a dragon who loves to paint? A fire-breathing artist.

50. Why did the cleric always carry a bell? He believed in divine ringing.
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