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Soccer Scholars Riddle

Hint:
They know how to use their heads.
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Quitting The Soccer Team

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It was tired of being kicked around.
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The Biggest Cleats Riddle

Hint:
The one with the biggest feet.
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Jungle Soccer Riddle

Hint:
There are too many cheetahs!
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Dino Goals Riddle

Hint:
A dino-score
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Grasshopper Soccer Riddle

Hint:
They watch cricket instead.
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Soccer Drinks Riddle

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Penal-Tea
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Kicked Off The Soccer Team Riddle

Hint:
Because she always ran away from the ball!
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Cinderella Soccer Riddle

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Because she always runs away from the ball.
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Dinosaurs Playing Soccer

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A dino-score!
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Soccer Ghosts Riddle

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Ghoulie!
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Soccer Lights Riddle

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A soccer match!
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1. What do you call an alligator playing soccer? A croc-kicker!

2. Why did the soccer ball quit the team? Because it was tired of being kicked around!

3. Why are soccer players bad at math? Because they keep trying to use their feet to measure angles!

4. What do you get when you cross a soccer player and a magician? A scorecerer!

5. How do you make a soccer team smile? Give them a goalie, because every good team needs a keeper!

6. What did the soccer fan say to his team? "I'm rooting for you! You're kicking grass!"

7. Why couldn't the bicycle play soccer? Because it was two-tired!

8. What do you call a soccer team made up of tiny insects? The Ant-attackers!

9. Why are soccer balls so popular? Because they have a real kick to them!

10. What do you call a bear who is good at soccer? A fur-ward!

11. Why did the soccer ball go to the bank? To get its bounce back!

12. How does a soccer player stay cool during the game? By standing close to the fans!

13. What did one soccer ball say to the other soccer ball? "I hope we don't get kicked around today!"

14. What do you call a sheep who is really good at soccer? A ewenique player!

15. Why are soccer players great singers? They know how to use their pitch!

16. What do you call a soccer player with a broken leg? A hob-bull!

17. What does a soccer goalie say when he's having a bad day? "I need to get a grip!"

18. Why did the soccer ball bring a pencil to the game? To take notes on its opponents' moves!

19. What do you call a ghost who enjoys playing soccer? A gooooooooooal!

20. Why did the soccer player wear two watches? To keep track of his playing time!

21. What do you call it when a toddler tries to play soccer? A dribble and a waddle!

22. What do you call a soccer player who doesn't pass the ball? A ball hogger!

23. What did the wind say to the soccer ball? "I'll be your wing-man!"

24. Why did the soccer team go to the library? To read up on their opponents!

25. What do you get when you cross a soccer player with a kangaroo? Someone who's really good at keeping the ball in the air!

26. What do you call a soccer player who loves to give speeches? A midfield commentator!

27. Why did the soccer team go to the pet store? To get a new striker!

28. What did one soccer ball say to the other soccer ball on Valentine's Day? "You're the goal of my heart!"

29. Why do soccer players hate playing in the rain? Because it makes the field very misty!

30. What do you call a soccer player who always scores but never passes? Selfish!

31. Why did the soccer ball need a good lawyer? Because it got kicked around too much!

32. What do you call a soccer player who only knows one move? Predictable!

33. Why did the soccer team cross the road? To get to the other side of the field!

34. What do you call a soccer player who can't stop dancing? The Rhythm Midfielder!

35. Why did the cookie go to soccer practice? To learn how to crumb-el!

36. What do you call a soccer team of cats? The Scratchers!

37. Why did the soccer ball go to school? To get its degree in physics!

38. What do you call a soccer player who always falls down? The Tumble Defender!

39. Why did the soccer player quit his job at the mint? He got tired of always kicking cash!

40. What does a soccer player say when he's leaving the game? "I'm out, red card and done!"

41. Why did the soccer team go to the arcade? To sharpen their foot-eye coordination!

42. What do you call a soccer player who is lost in the woods? A midfield wanderer!

43. Why do soccer players wear cleats to the beach? To put the sand in the net!

44. What do you call it when a group of soccer players get together for a meal? A ball-a-thon dinner!

45. Why did the soccer ball go to space? To experience the ultimate free kick!

46. What do you call a soccer player who loves to play with his nose? A striker sniffer!

47. Why do soccer players hate bugs? They're always getting in the way of the ball!

48. What do you call a soccer team that only plays at night? The Moon-kickers!

49. Why did the soccer player go to the doctor? He hurt his knee in a goalie collision!

50. What do you call it when a soccer player tries to score with their head but hits their nose? A header-banger!
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