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1. What do you call a mermaid who loves her Starbucks? A Grande-riel!
2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
3. What did the mocha say to the espresso? "You bean me up, Scotty!"
4. How do you know if a cow loves Starbucks? It always orders a Frappuccino-cow-chino!
5. What do you call a bear that drinks nothing but Starbucks? A Caramel Koalatte!
6. What did the pumpkin spice latte say to the barista? "You spice up my life!"
7. How do you make a cappuccino laugh? Tell it a latte jokes!
8. What do you call a coffee that's a bit too hot? A steamy romance!
9. Why did the hipster switch to Starbucks? Because he heard they had a better sustainable cup!
10. What do you get when you cross a Starbucks with a construction site? A latte-belt!
11. How does a Starbucks barista say hello to a customer from the ocean? "Welcome to Starbucks, sir-froth!"
12. What happens when you spill coffee all over your shirt? You end up looking like a brewed mess!
13. Why did the coffee go to jail? It was caught making espresso with bad beans!
14. How do you stop a Starbucks from being robbed? You Espresso your authority as a manager!
15. What do you call a person who's highly addicted to Starbucks? A Java-holic!
16. How does a Starbucks barista know when to stop pouring the milk? When the customer says, "That's it, I'm whey too full!"
17. What do you call a coffee shop that's also an art gallery? A Mocha Lisa!
18. What do you call a coffee made by a spider? A cob-web-cino!
19. What's the difference between a Starbucks barista and a magician? A barista makes your drink disappear faster than a magician can!
20. How do you know if a Starbucks barista is a Jedi? They use the Force to froth their milk!
21. What do you say when you see a Starbucks cup in a tree? "Latte see that again!"
22. Why did the coffee break up with its girlfriend? It found out she was using cream on the side!
23. How do you make a sad coffee happy? Add a shot of espresso-ment to its life!
24. What do you call a coffee that gets dizzy a lot? A Doppio-Vertigo!
25. How do you know if a Starbucks barista is a secret agent? They always ask if you want your drink shaken, not stirred!
26. What kind of coffee do astronauts drink? A Cosmonaut-te!
27. How do you know if a coffee shop is haunted? You hear a lot of scream-accinos!
28. Why don't ghosts drink Starbucks coffee? Because it always goes right through them!
29. What do you call a coffee that's really mad? A Latte-rage!
30. How does a baby bird order its first Starbucks? With a Tweet-ccino!
31. What's the best way to enjoy a Pumpkin Spice Latte? Sip it and leaf it!
32. What do you call a coffee made by a witch? A brew-haha!
33. Why don't aliens visit Starbucks? They prefer cosmic rays to cosmic lattes!
34. What do you call a vampire who loves Starbucks? A Count Mocha!
35. How do you know if a coffee shop is underwater? You see a lot of Siren-lattes!
36. What do you call a coffee that works out a lot? A Mocha-Protein Shake!
37. Why did the coffee go to Mars? To find a Red Planet Roast!
38. How do you make a coffee that tastes like candy? Add a sachet or two of Sweetspresso!
39. Why did the coffee run away from home? It wanted to be a Ristretto-tale character!
40. How does a Starbucks barista celebrate Halloween? By dressing up as a Latte-ghoul!
41. How do you know if a Starbucks barista is a superhero? They always wear a cape-a-chino!
42. What's the best way to enjoy a Blonde Roast? With a side of blondies, of course!
43. What do you call a coffee made in outer space? A Rocket Fuel Frappuccino!
44. How do you make a coffee that's afraid of the dark happy? Add a shot of Hazelnut Night-light!
45. Why did the coffee go to the doctor? It had a broken bean!
46. What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a cup of coffee? One is bean dip and the other is dip-a-latte!
47. What do you call a coffee that you have to sneak around with? A Cohert-co!
48. Why don't bees drink coffee? Because they prefer honey-roast blends!
49. How does a Starbucks barista put out a fire? With a Grande bucket of water, of course!
50. What do you call a coffee that's always in a hurry? An Espresso-race!
1. What do you call a mermaid who loves her Starbucks? A Grande-riel!
2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
3. What did the mocha say to the espresso? "You bean me up, Scotty!"
4. How do you know if a cow loves Starbucks? It always orders a Frappuccino-cow-chino!
5. What do you call a bear that drinks nothing but Starbucks? A Caramel Koalatte!
6. What did the pumpkin spice latte say to the barista? "You spice up my life!"
7. How do you make a cappuccino laugh? Tell it a latte jokes!
8. What do you call a coffee that's a bit too hot? A steamy romance!
9. Why did the hipster switch to Starbucks? Because he heard they had a better sustainable cup!
10. What do you get when you cross a Starbucks with a construction site? A latte-belt!
11. How does a Starbucks barista say hello to a customer from the ocean? "Welcome to Starbucks, sir-froth!"
12. What happens when you spill coffee all over your shirt? You end up looking like a brewed mess!
13. Why did the coffee go to jail? It was caught making espresso with bad beans!
14. How do you stop a Starbucks from being robbed? You Espresso your authority as a manager!
15. What do you call a person who's highly addicted to Starbucks? A Java-holic!
16. How does a Starbucks barista know when to stop pouring the milk? When the customer says, "That's it, I'm whey too full!"
17. What do you call a coffee shop that's also an art gallery? A Mocha Lisa!
18. What do you call a coffee made by a spider? A cob-web-cino!
19. What's the difference between a Starbucks barista and a magician? A barista makes your drink disappear faster than a magician can!
20. How do you know if a Starbucks barista is a Jedi? They use the Force to froth their milk!
21. What do you say when you see a Starbucks cup in a tree? "Latte see that again!"
22. Why did the coffee break up with its girlfriend? It found out she was using cream on the side!
23. How do you make a sad coffee happy? Add a shot of espresso-ment to its life!
24. What do you call a coffee that gets dizzy a lot? A Doppio-Vertigo!
25. How do you know if a Starbucks barista is a secret agent? They always ask if you want your drink shaken, not stirred!
26. What kind of coffee do astronauts drink? A Cosmonaut-te!
27. How do you know if a coffee shop is haunted? You hear a lot of scream-accinos!
28. Why don't ghosts drink Starbucks coffee? Because it always goes right through them!
29. What do you call a coffee that's really mad? A Latte-rage!
30. How does a baby bird order its first Starbucks? With a Tweet-ccino!
31. What's the best way to enjoy a Pumpkin Spice Latte? Sip it and leaf it!
32. What do you call a coffee made by a witch? A brew-haha!
33. Why don't aliens visit Starbucks? They prefer cosmic rays to cosmic lattes!
34. What do you call a vampire who loves Starbucks? A Count Mocha!
35. How do you know if a coffee shop is underwater? You see a lot of Siren-lattes!
36. What do you call a coffee that works out a lot? A Mocha-Protein Shake!
37. Why did the coffee go to Mars? To find a Red Planet Roast!
38. How do you make a coffee that tastes like candy? Add a sachet or two of Sweetspresso!
39. Why did the coffee run away from home? It wanted to be a Ristretto-tale character!
40. How does a Starbucks barista celebrate Halloween? By dressing up as a Latte-ghoul!
41. How do you know if a Starbucks barista is a superhero? They always wear a cape-a-chino!
42. What's the best way to enjoy a Blonde Roast? With a side of blondies, of course!
43. What do you call a coffee made in outer space? A Rocket Fuel Frappuccino!
44. How do you make a coffee that's afraid of the dark happy? Add a shot of Hazelnut Night-light!
45. Why did the coffee go to the doctor? It had a broken bean!
46. What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a cup of coffee? One is bean dip and the other is dip-a-latte!
47. What do you call a coffee that you have to sneak around with? A Cohert-co!
48. Why don't bees drink coffee? Because they prefer honey-roast blends!
49. How does a Starbucks barista put out a fire? With a Grande bucket of water, of course!
50. What do you call a coffee that's always in a hurry? An Espresso-race!