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A Tank Without A Military
I'm white but I'm not snow
I have a bowl but I don't hold cereal
I have a tank but I'm not in the military
I can be sat on but I'm not a bench
I get flushed but I don't have a red face
I have a bowl but I don't hold cereal
I have a tank but I'm not in the military
I can be sat on but I'm not a bench
I get flushed but I don't have a red face
Hint:
Home Of The Flush
This is a part of the house
Where something can be flushed
It's the place you wash yourself
And where your teeth get brushed
Where something can be flushed
It's the place you wash yourself
And where your teeth get brushed
Hint:
Where You Go Potty
This is somewhere in the house
Where a mirror can be seen
It's where you can go potty
Also where you can get clean
Where a mirror can be seen
It's where you can go potty
Also where you can get clean
Hint:
In The Bathroom
If you go to the UK
British people call them loos
You find them in the bathroom
They're for number ones and twos
British people call them loos
You find them in the bathroom
They're for number ones and twos
Hint:
In The Bathroom It Is Seen
This is something that is white
In a bathroom it is seen
One outside that doesn't flush
Often gets called a latrine
In a bathroom it is seen
One outside that doesn't flush
Often gets called a latrine
Hint:
Cop On The Toilet
Hint:
Post Your Toilet Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Toilet Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What does a toilet say when it's having a bad day? "I'm feeling flushed."
2. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get away from the cr-apple.
3. What do you call a toilet that takes a long time to flush? Poophesive.
4. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired from being used as a toilet!
5. What's the difference between a poorly maintained toilet and a bad comedian? One makes crappy jokes, while the other is full of them.
6. Why was the toilet paper running late to work? It got stuck in traffic.
7. How do people in the bathroom stay cool? They open the window and let in some "toilet breeze."
8. What kind of music do toilets listen to? Hip-poo.
9. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hallway? Because it wanted to be a floor-towel.
10. What's the difference between a toilet and a telephone booth? One is a urine extractor, and the other is a urine-hider.
1. What does a toilet say when it's having a bad day? "I'm feeling flushed."
2. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get away from the cr-apple.
3. What do you call a toilet that takes a long time to flush? Poophesive.
4. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired from being used as a toilet!
5. What's the difference between a poorly maintained toilet and a bad comedian? One makes crappy jokes, while the other is full of them.
6. Why was the toilet paper running late to work? It got stuck in traffic.
7. How do people in the bathroom stay cool? They open the window and let in some "toilet breeze."
8. What kind of music do toilets listen to? Hip-poo.
9. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hallway? Because it wanted to be a floor-towel.
10. What's the difference between a toilet and a telephone booth? One is a urine extractor, and the other is a urine-hider.