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A Tank Without A Military

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Toilet
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Home Of The Flush

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Bathroom
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Where You Go Potty

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Bathroom
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In The Bathroom

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Toilet
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In The Bathroom It Is Seen

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Toilet
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Cop On The Toilet

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To do his duty.
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1. What does a toilet say when it's having a bad day? "I'm feeling flushed."

2. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get away from the cr-apple.

3. What do you call a toilet that takes a long time to flush? Poophesive.

4. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired from being used as a toilet!

5. What's the difference between a poorly maintained toilet and a bad comedian? One makes crappy jokes, while the other is full of them.

6. Why was the toilet paper running late to work? It got stuck in traffic.

7. How do people in the bathroom stay cool? They open the window and let in some "toilet breeze."

8. What kind of music do toilets listen to? Hip-poo.

9. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hallway? Because it wanted to be a floor-towel.

10. What's the difference between a toilet and a telephone booth? One is a urine extractor, and the other is a urine-hider.
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