TOP 10 RIDDLES

I have four wings but cannot fly,
Ive never laughed nor will ever cry,
As much as Id love to leave the ground,
I toil away with nary a sound.

What am I?

Im about 8 feet tall
And have bolts in my neck
I have powerful rage
Better keep me in check
Who am I?

A bank is getting robbed and one of the robbers tells one of the tellers to give him all of the money. The teller tells him she doesn't have access to it.

Suddenly the phone rings. The robber tells the teller to answer it and not give them away. She picks up the phone and it happens to be her mother. She tells her mother "Is this an emergency mom? Call me when I get home, I could use some help painting." Then she hangs up.

The robbers continue to try to get into the vault but twenty minutes later the police show up with the tellers mom and arrest them all.

How did the police know about the robbery?

There is a man who is very rich. He has a daughter who is turning 16 and he wants to throw a party for her. He invited all the men in the kingdom. At the party the man invites everyone out to the pool. The pool is infested with salt water crocodiles. The rich man says, "Whoever can swim across this pool and come out alive, can either have 1 million dollars or marry my daughter." Then there was a splash! They looked over to see a man swimming across the pool with his clothes getting ripped apart. He gets to the end and jumps out. "Congratulations! Do you want to marry my daughter or $1,000,000! What did the man say?

Nairobi, Cairo, Kinshasa
Accra, Freetown and Niamey
These are all capital cities
But on which continent are they?

Im round but Im not a wheel
Im loved by a monster but Im not the Bride of Frankenstein
I sometimes contain chips but Im not a computer
I go well with milk but Im not a bowl of cereal
Im made of dough but Im not a loaf of bread
What am I?

What type of animal is this?
Hes a very famous muppet
He is much loved by Miss Piggy
Hes green and his name is Kermit

I have wings but Im not a bird
I have a bow and arrow but Im not Robin Hood
Im a Roman god but Im not Mars
I look like a baby but I dont wear a diaper
Im associated with love but Im not a heart
Who am I?
Body parts remaining: 6

This is something you see in the sky
You'll need more hints though so I'll explain
Its sometimes fluffy and sometimes gray
And can release snow, hail or rain

Every witch needs one of these
If she is to cast a spell
Its what she makes her brew in
That gives off an awful smell

I have a brown shell on the outside
And my shape is an oval
However, I am not an egg
From a palm trees where I fall

This is a tasty side dish
Everyone will want to chow down
Its made of sweet potatoes
Marshmallows and sugar thats brown

Who is the best mummy wrapper in Egypt?

You might make this at Christmas
So that you can stuff your face
A cake, icing and candy
An edible dwelling place

I am the youngest level of Girl Scouts
Im a flower and a females name
Im a railcar in Thomas And Friends
And a Princess in a Mario game

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Top 10 Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta!

2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

3. I'm reading a book on the history of glue - I just can't seem to put it down!

4. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!

5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

6. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

8. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.

9. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

10. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.