Empty Pockets Riddle
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It has a hole. The hole is the thing (although it could be argued a pocket has air) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
I'm Lighter Than Air But A Million Men Can't Lift Me
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Using It Every Day Riddle
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Just A Breeze Riddle
I can be very strong
But other times Im just a breeze
Although you cant see me
You can see me blow about trees
But other times Im just a breeze
Although you cant see me
You can see me blow about trees
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I Cannot Be Seen
I am something which cannot be seen
Im measured on the Beaufort scale
I help to keep a kite in the air
And I am what helps ships to sail
What am I?
Im measured on the Beaufort scale
I help to keep a kite in the air
And I am what helps ships to sail
What am I?
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It Hears With No Ears Riddle
It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?
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Voiceless It Cries Riddle
Hint: You can feel it, but can not see it.
Light As A Feather
What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?
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Post Your Air Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Air Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the airplane start a fight? Because it had a lot of baggage.
2. What did the ostrich say to the airplane? I can't fly, but I can run really fast.
3. Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport? To reach new heights.
4. What do you call a bird that never takes off? A grounded fowl.
5. Why do eagles prefer to fly over the sea? Because it's a good plaice to be.
6. What do pilots eat when they're flying? Plane food.
7. Why did the airplane break up with his girlfriend? She was taking him for a ride.
8. What do you call an airplane that can't stop talking? A chatter-plane.
9. Why did the airplane go to the doctor? It had a terminal illness.
10. What do you call a group of planes that fly together? A flock of winged wonders.
11. Why do planes have lights on their tails? So they can find their way in the dark.
12. What do you call a bird that can't fly? A walkie-talkie.
13. Why did the jet fly backwards? It wanted to see where it had been.
14. What do you call a plane that's gone missing? A UFOO (unidentified flying object overdue).
15. Why did the plane break up with his girlfriend? She was always plane crazy.
16. What do you call a plane that's had too much to drink? A hammered head.
17. Why do planes always land on the ground? Because they can't land on water.
18. What do you call a plane that's always complaining? A whine-a-plane.
19. Why did the airplane visit a psychiatrist? It was having a mid-air crisis.
20. What do you call an airplane that's not funny? Un-air-comedic.
21. Why do airplanes need wings? So they can fly over the head of slow-moving traffic.
22. What do you call a pilot that doesn't know how to fly? A glider-man.
23. Why don't airplanes ever get tired? They always have a lot of alti-tude (altitude).
24. Why did the helicopter go to the gym? To get rotor-fit.
25. What do you call a group of astronauts that like to dance? The moon-walkers.
26. Why did the plane get a ticket? It was parked in a no-fly zone.
27. What do you call an airplane that's in love? Heli-cute.
28. Why do pilots hate flying at night? They always tend to wing it.
29. What do you call an airplane that can't make up its mind? An indeci-pie-lot.
30. Why did the airplane get sick? It had a nose cone-estion.
31. What do you call a plane that's really happy? Air-buoyant.
32. Why did the airplane cross the road? To get to the other runway.
33. What do you call a bird that's really good at flying? A flyer-cious feat.
34. Why did the airplane fly over a cornfield? It wanted to see the ear-o-planes.
35. What do you call an airplane that's afraid of heights? A low-flier.
36. Why did the airplane play basketball? It wanted to score some air-balls.
37. What do you call an airplane in a tie? An aerodapper.
38. Why did the plane go to the tailor? To get a new wing-suit.
39. What do you call an airplane dressed in fur? A p-lush-ter.
40. Why did the airplane break up with his girlfriend? She was always jet-setting around.
41. What do you call an airplane that's just taking things one day at a time? Casual-fly.
42. Why did the airplane get in trouble in math class? It kept carrying pi to the wrong decimal.
43. What do you call an airplane with a bad attitude? A dis-air-ray.
44. Why did the airplane take a sewing class? To learn how to stitch in time when a turbulence pops up.
45. What do you call an airplane that's always outside? An open-skies aircraft.
46. Why did the airplane go to the dentist? To get a flight cleaning.
47. What do you call an airplane with a long neck? A neck-plane.
48. Why did the airplane take out an insurance policy? To keep flying high in case of a tail-spin.
49. What do you call a plane that's really into meditation? Zen-air.
50. Why did the airplane visit the chiropractor? To get its wings and joints adjusted.
1. Why did the airplane start a fight? Because it had a lot of baggage.
2. What did the ostrich say to the airplane? I can't fly, but I can run really fast.
3. Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport? To reach new heights.
4. What do you call a bird that never takes off? A grounded fowl.
5. Why do eagles prefer to fly over the sea? Because it's a good plaice to be.
6. What do pilots eat when they're flying? Plane food.
7. Why did the airplane break up with his girlfriend? She was taking him for a ride.
8. What do you call an airplane that can't stop talking? A chatter-plane.
9. Why did the airplane go to the doctor? It had a terminal illness.
10. What do you call a group of planes that fly together? A flock of winged wonders.
11. Why do planes have lights on their tails? So they can find their way in the dark.
12. What do you call a bird that can't fly? A walkie-talkie.
13. Why did the jet fly backwards? It wanted to see where it had been.
14. What do you call a plane that's gone missing? A UFOO (unidentified flying object overdue).
15. Why did the plane break up with his girlfriend? She was always plane crazy.
16. What do you call a plane that's had too much to drink? A hammered head.
17. Why do planes always land on the ground? Because they can't land on water.
18. What do you call a plane that's always complaining? A whine-a-plane.
19. Why did the airplane visit a psychiatrist? It was having a mid-air crisis.
20. What do you call an airplane that's not funny? Un-air-comedic.
21. Why do airplanes need wings? So they can fly over the head of slow-moving traffic.
22. What do you call a pilot that doesn't know how to fly? A glider-man.
23. Why don't airplanes ever get tired? They always have a lot of alti-tude (altitude).
24. Why did the helicopter go to the gym? To get rotor-fit.
25. What do you call a group of astronauts that like to dance? The moon-walkers.
26. Why did the plane get a ticket? It was parked in a no-fly zone.
27. What do you call an airplane that's in love? Heli-cute.
28. Why do pilots hate flying at night? They always tend to wing it.
29. What do you call an airplane that can't make up its mind? An indeci-pie-lot.
30. Why did the airplane get sick? It had a nose cone-estion.
31. What do you call a plane that's really happy? Air-buoyant.
32. Why did the airplane cross the road? To get to the other runway.
33. What do you call a bird that's really good at flying? A flyer-cious feat.
34. Why did the airplane fly over a cornfield? It wanted to see the ear-o-planes.
35. What do you call an airplane that's afraid of heights? A low-flier.
36. Why did the airplane play basketball? It wanted to score some air-balls.
37. What do you call an airplane in a tie? An aerodapper.
38. Why did the plane go to the tailor? To get a new wing-suit.
39. What do you call an airplane dressed in fur? A p-lush-ter.
40. Why did the airplane break up with his girlfriend? She was always jet-setting around.
41. What do you call an airplane that's just taking things one day at a time? Casual-fly.
42. Why did the airplane get in trouble in math class? It kept carrying pi to the wrong decimal.
43. What do you call an airplane with a bad attitude? A dis-air-ray.
44. Why did the airplane take a sewing class? To learn how to stitch in time when a turbulence pops up.
45. What do you call an airplane that's always outside? An open-skies aircraft.
46. Why did the airplane go to the dentist? To get a flight cleaning.
47. What do you call an airplane with a long neck? A neck-plane.
48. Why did the airplane take out an insurance policy? To keep flying high in case of a tail-spin.
49. What do you call a plane that's really into meditation? Zen-air.
50. Why did the airplane visit the chiropractor? To get its wings and joints adjusted.