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Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Alphabet Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. A: Why did the letter A break up with E?

B: Why?

A: Because E was always too touchy-feely!



2. A: Why did the letter B get a restraining order against the letter C?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because C was always trying to get next to B!



3. A: Why did the letter D get kicked out of the alphabet?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always asking to be the center of attention!



4. A: Why did the letter E decide to take up gardening?

B: Why?

A: Because he wanted to be a vowel-unteer!



5. A: Why did the letter F feel left out of the group?

B: Why?

A: Because everyone kept saying "E-I-E-I-O" but nobody ever said "F-I-F-I-F-O"!



6. A: Why did the letter G decide to go on a diet?

B: Why?

A: Because he was sick of always being followed by "u"!



7. A: Why did the letter H always have trouble making friends?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always so silent!



8. A: Why did the letter I start wearing glasses?

B: Why?

A: Because he couldn't see himself without them!



9. A: Why did the letter J decide to become a magician?

B: Why?

A: Because he wanted to be abracadabra-J!



10. A: Why did the letter K get lost in the alphabet?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always stuck between J and L!



11. A: Why did the letter L go to the gym?

B: Why?

A: Because he wanted to work on his cursive!



12. A: Why did the letter M always feel like he was carrying a burden?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always followed by N-O-P!



13. A: Why did the letter N have a hard time expressing his feelings?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always half of a heart!



14. A: Why did the letter O decide to go bungee jumping?

B: Why?

A: Because he wanted to see what it was like to be a zero!



15. A: Why did the letter P always have to keep his guard up?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always followed by Q-R-S!



16. A: Why did the letter Q have a tough time in school?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always the butt of the teacher's jokes!



17. A: Why did the letter R feel like he had no direction in life?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always going round in circles!



18. A: Why did the letter S decide to become a hair stylist?

B: Why?

A: Because she wanted to help people get "s-curl"!



19. A: Why did the letter T always feel like he was in the middle of everything?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always between U and V!



20. A: Why did the letter U always feel so incomplete?

B: Why?

A: Because she was always followed by the letter V!



21. A: Why did the letter V decide to start a dance crew?

B: Why?

A: Because he wanted to get everyone in the groove!



22. A: Why did the letter W always feel like he was double trouble?

B: Why?

A: Because he had two V's!



23. A: Why did the letter X feel like he never fit in?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always an odd man out!



24. A: Why did the letter Y always feel like he was being interrogated?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always asking "Y?"



25. A: Why did the letter Z always feel like he had to keep things to himself?

B: Why?

A: Because he was always the end of the line!
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