Post Your Alphabet Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Alphabet Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. A: Why did the letter A break up with E?
B: Why?
A: Because E was always too touchy-feely!
2. A: Why did the letter B get a restraining order against the letter C?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because C was always trying to get next to B!
3. A: Why did the letter D get kicked out of the alphabet?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always asking to be the center of attention!
4. A: Why did the letter E decide to take up gardening?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to be a vowel-unteer!
5. A: Why did the letter F feel left out of the group?
B: Why?
A: Because everyone kept saying "E-I-E-I-O" but nobody ever said "F-I-F-I-F-O"!
6. A: Why did the letter G decide to go on a diet?
B: Why?
A: Because he was sick of always being followed by "u"!
7. A: Why did the letter H always have trouble making friends?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always so silent!
8. A: Why did the letter I start wearing glasses?
B: Why?
A: Because he couldn't see himself without them!
9. A: Why did the letter J decide to become a magician?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to be abracadabra-J!
10. A: Why did the letter K get lost in the alphabet?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always stuck between J and L!
11. A: Why did the letter L go to the gym?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to work on his cursive!
12. A: Why did the letter M always feel like he was carrying a burden?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always followed by N-O-P!
13. A: Why did the letter N have a hard time expressing his feelings?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always half of a heart!
14. A: Why did the letter O decide to go bungee jumping?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to see what it was like to be a zero!
15. A: Why did the letter P always have to keep his guard up?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always followed by Q-R-S!
16. A: Why did the letter Q have a tough time in school?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always the butt of the teacher's jokes!
17. A: Why did the letter R feel like he had no direction in life?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always going round in circles!
18. A: Why did the letter S decide to become a hair stylist?
B: Why?
A: Because she wanted to help people get "s-curl"!
19. A: Why did the letter T always feel like he was in the middle of everything?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always between U and V!
20. A: Why did the letter U always feel so incomplete?
B: Why?
A: Because she was always followed by the letter V!
21. A: Why did the letter V decide to start a dance crew?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to get everyone in the groove!
22. A: Why did the letter W always feel like he was double trouble?
B: Why?
A: Because he had two V's!
23. A: Why did the letter X feel like he never fit in?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always an odd man out!
24. A: Why did the letter Y always feel like he was being interrogated?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always asking "Y?"
25. A: Why did the letter Z always feel like he had to keep things to himself?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always the end of the line!
1. A: Why did the letter A break up with E?
B: Why?
A: Because E was always too touchy-feely!
2. A: Why did the letter B get a restraining order against the letter C?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because C was always trying to get next to B!
3. A: Why did the letter D get kicked out of the alphabet?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always asking to be the center of attention!
4. A: Why did the letter E decide to take up gardening?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to be a vowel-unteer!
5. A: Why did the letter F feel left out of the group?
B: Why?
A: Because everyone kept saying "E-I-E-I-O" but nobody ever said "F-I-F-I-F-O"!
6. A: Why did the letter G decide to go on a diet?
B: Why?
A: Because he was sick of always being followed by "u"!
7. A: Why did the letter H always have trouble making friends?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always so silent!
8. A: Why did the letter I start wearing glasses?
B: Why?
A: Because he couldn't see himself without them!
9. A: Why did the letter J decide to become a magician?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to be abracadabra-J!
10. A: Why did the letter K get lost in the alphabet?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always stuck between J and L!
11. A: Why did the letter L go to the gym?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to work on his cursive!
12. A: Why did the letter M always feel like he was carrying a burden?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always followed by N-O-P!
13. A: Why did the letter N have a hard time expressing his feelings?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always half of a heart!
14. A: Why did the letter O decide to go bungee jumping?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to see what it was like to be a zero!
15. A: Why did the letter P always have to keep his guard up?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always followed by Q-R-S!
16. A: Why did the letter Q have a tough time in school?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always the butt of the teacher's jokes!
17. A: Why did the letter R feel like he had no direction in life?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always going round in circles!
18. A: Why did the letter S decide to become a hair stylist?
B: Why?
A: Because she wanted to help people get "s-curl"!
19. A: Why did the letter T always feel like he was in the middle of everything?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always between U and V!
20. A: Why did the letter U always feel so incomplete?
B: Why?
A: Because she was always followed by the letter V!
21. A: Why did the letter V decide to start a dance crew?
B: Why?
A: Because he wanted to get everyone in the groove!
22. A: Why did the letter W always feel like he was double trouble?
B: Why?
A: Because he had two V's!
23. A: Why did the letter X feel like he never fit in?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always an odd man out!
24. A: Why did the letter Y always feel like he was being interrogated?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always asking "Y?"
25. A: Why did the letter Z always feel like he had to keep things to himself?
B: Why?
A: Because he was always the end of the line!