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Protecting His Majesty And Queen
To the left of the clergy of backwards discourse,
And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse,
He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen,
And though his path is strait he always lands in between.
What is he?
And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse,
He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen,
And though his path is strait he always lands in between.
What is he?
Hint:
Playing Chess Riddle
Two people are playing Chess. They play five games. They both win three games. With out any ties, draws, or surrenders, how is this possible?
Hint:
A Hat Of Great Value
I am a homograph for something used to measure, the weakest in chess but strongest in checkers. Upon my head is a hat of great value. What am I?
Hint:
5 Children In A Room Riddle
There were 5 children in a room. Iris drew a picture, Barry played video games, Andrew played chess, and Trina read a book. What is the fifth child, Mindy, doing?
Hint:
Mindy is playing chess with Andrew. You can't play chess alone! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Over The Tower
A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream.
So where could this happen?
So where could this happen?
Hint:
Chess Squares Riddle
Hint:
204 squares: 64 one-by-one squares, 49 two-by-two, 36 three-by-three, 25 four-by-four, 16 five-by-five, 9 six-by-six, 4 seven-by-seven, and 1 eight-by-eight Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Protecting Our King
Hint:
The Chess Player Riddle
Hint:
Chess Bread Riddle
Hint:
Chess Crayons Riddle
Hint:
Chess Cowboy Riddle
Hint:
The King And Queen's Barbecue
Hint:
The Kings Home
Hint:
Prohibited Chess Riddle
Hint:
Fighting For Hours
Hint: They live on a board. You are their lord.
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1. Why did the chess player bring a saw to the game? Because he wanted to make a mate!
2. Why did the Queen get angry with the Knight? Because he kept horse-ing around!
3. Why did the Bishop get into a heated argument with the Rook? Because he thought he was the better square!
4. Why did the pawn feel sad all the time? Because he always got the beatings!
5. What did the King say to the Knight when he asked him for a loan? "Sure, just don't rook me!"
6. Why did the chess player cross the road? To get to the other side of the board!
7. What do you get when a chess player sits on your lap? A Grand Master!
8. Why did the King and Queen break up? Because they couldn't stop arguing about who was the most valuable piece!
9. What do you call a chess player with a bad attitude? A pawn-tiff!
10. Why did the chess player put his pieces in the oven? He wanted to bake a winning combination!
11. Why did the chess player refuse to eat his food at the tournament? He didn't want to make any more moves with his mouth!
12. What do you call a chess game with a happy ending? Check-mate bliss!
13. How did the Bishop become friends with the Knight? They bonded over their shared love of diagonal moves!
14. Why did the chess player bring a dictionary to the game? He wanted to check his spelling!
15. Why did the Queen fall in love with the Rook? Because he was always so castle-ing!
16. Why did the pawn break up with his girlfriend? She kept telling him he was below her!
17. Why did the King hire a new Minister of Defense? He wanted to strengthen his position!
18. What did the pawn say when he was getting ready for battle? "I'm ready to get promoted!"
19. Why did the Knight go to therapy? He was feeling horsey!
20. What do you call a chess player who's always up for a challenge? Game on!
21. Why did the Queen get in trouble with the King? She was always trying to move ahead of him!
22. Why did the Bishop get fired from his job? He kept telling everyone to "preach their move!"
23. Why did the King get into trouble with the law? He was always trying to make illegal moves!
24. What do you call a chess player who wears a lot of cologne? A "Scents"-ational Master!
25. Why did the Knight insist on only moving in L-shaped patterns? He was trying to corner the market!
26. Why did the Queen get jealous of the Rook? He was the only one who could castle her off-guard!
27. Why did the Bishop have to go to the doctor? He was suffering from Diagonal Tilt Syndrome!
28. What do you call a chess piece that's always complaining? A grumpy old rook!
29. Why did the King get into trouble with the IRS? He was always trying to deduct his chess set as a business expense!
30. Why did the Queen hire an attorney? She wanted to make sure she was always one move ahead!
31. Why did the pawn get excited when he was promoted to a Queen? He finally got his crown!
32. Why did the Knight get into a fight with the Bishop? He thought he had the right of way on the board!
33. What do you call a chess player who's also a magician? A Grand Wiz-ard!
34. Why did the King get depressed after losing the game? He couldn't handle the "check"-ing account!
35. Why did the Bishop get into an argument with the Queen? She didn't appreciate his "diagonals" approach!
36. Why did the pawn refuse to move forward? He was having an existential crisis about his limited mobility!
37. Why did the Queen break up with the King? She found out he was cheating on her with another side!
38. Why did the King get nervous when he saw the Queen? She had a rook on her finger!
39. What do you call a chess player who's also a musician? A Grand Master of the Keys!
40. Why did the Knight refuse to move diagonally? He was afraid of taking the "knight" bus!
41. Why did the Queen get angry with the King? He never took her out for a "knight" on the town!
42. Why did the Bishop get into trouble with the church? He was always telling people to "bless their move!"
43. Why did the King get into trouble with the Queen? She found out he was pawning off his problems on her!
44. What do you call a chess player who's also a chef? A Master of the Knight's Table!
45. Why did the pawn feel like he was in a rut? He was always stuck in the same position!
46. What do you call a chess player who's also a comedian? A Grand Master of Puns!
47. Why did the Queen get into an argument with the Knight? He wouldn't let her move forward!
48. Why did the King get into an argument with the Rook? He thought he was the only one with a castle!
49. What do you call a chess player with an overactive imagination? A Grand Master of Fantasy!
50. Why did the Queen fall in love with the Bishop? He was always making her feel like royalty!
1. Why did the chess player bring a saw to the game? Because he wanted to make a mate!
2. Why did the Queen get angry with the Knight? Because he kept horse-ing around!
3. Why did the Bishop get into a heated argument with the Rook? Because he thought he was the better square!
4. Why did the pawn feel sad all the time? Because he always got the beatings!
5. What did the King say to the Knight when he asked him for a loan? "Sure, just don't rook me!"
6. Why did the chess player cross the road? To get to the other side of the board!
7. What do you get when a chess player sits on your lap? A Grand Master!
8. Why did the King and Queen break up? Because they couldn't stop arguing about who was the most valuable piece!
9. What do you call a chess player with a bad attitude? A pawn-tiff!
10. Why did the chess player put his pieces in the oven? He wanted to bake a winning combination!
11. Why did the chess player refuse to eat his food at the tournament? He didn't want to make any more moves with his mouth!
12. What do you call a chess game with a happy ending? Check-mate bliss!
13. How did the Bishop become friends with the Knight? They bonded over their shared love of diagonal moves!
14. Why did the chess player bring a dictionary to the game? He wanted to check his spelling!
15. Why did the Queen fall in love with the Rook? Because he was always so castle-ing!
16. Why did the pawn break up with his girlfriend? She kept telling him he was below her!
17. Why did the King hire a new Minister of Defense? He wanted to strengthen his position!
18. What did the pawn say when he was getting ready for battle? "I'm ready to get promoted!"
19. Why did the Knight go to therapy? He was feeling horsey!
20. What do you call a chess player who's always up for a challenge? Game on!
21. Why did the Queen get in trouble with the King? She was always trying to move ahead of him!
22. Why did the Bishop get fired from his job? He kept telling everyone to "preach their move!"
23. Why did the King get into trouble with the law? He was always trying to make illegal moves!
24. What do you call a chess player who wears a lot of cologne? A "Scents"-ational Master!
25. Why did the Knight insist on only moving in L-shaped patterns? He was trying to corner the market!
26. Why did the Queen get jealous of the Rook? He was the only one who could castle her off-guard!
27. Why did the Bishop have to go to the doctor? He was suffering from Diagonal Tilt Syndrome!
28. What do you call a chess piece that's always complaining? A grumpy old rook!
29. Why did the King get into trouble with the IRS? He was always trying to deduct his chess set as a business expense!
30. Why did the Queen hire an attorney? She wanted to make sure she was always one move ahead!
31. Why did the pawn get excited when he was promoted to a Queen? He finally got his crown!
32. Why did the Knight get into a fight with the Bishop? He thought he had the right of way on the board!
33. What do you call a chess player who's also a magician? A Grand Wiz-ard!
34. Why did the King get depressed after losing the game? He couldn't handle the "check"-ing account!
35. Why did the Bishop get into an argument with the Queen? She didn't appreciate his "diagonals" approach!
36. Why did the pawn refuse to move forward? He was having an existential crisis about his limited mobility!
37. Why did the Queen break up with the King? She found out he was cheating on her with another side!
38. Why did the King get nervous when he saw the Queen? She had a rook on her finger!
39. What do you call a chess player who's also a musician? A Grand Master of the Keys!
40. Why did the Knight refuse to move diagonally? He was afraid of taking the "knight" bus!
41. Why did the Queen get angry with the King? He never took her out for a "knight" on the town!
42. Why did the Bishop get into trouble with the church? He was always telling people to "bless their move!"
43. Why did the King get into trouble with the Queen? She found out he was pawning off his problems on her!
44. What do you call a chess player who's also a chef? A Master of the Knight's Table!
45. Why did the pawn feel like he was in a rut? He was always stuck in the same position!
46. What do you call a chess player who's also a comedian? A Grand Master of Puns!
47. Why did the Queen get into an argument with the Knight? He wouldn't let her move forward!
48. Why did the King get into an argument with the Rook? He thought he was the only one with a castle!
49. What do you call a chess player with an overactive imagination? A Grand Master of Fantasy!
50. Why did the Queen fall in love with the Bishop? He was always making her feel like royalty!