FOOD RIDDLES

I am a dessert that's round,
With a flaky crust that's browned.
My filling can be sweet or savory,
And I'm often served with whipped cream or cherry.
What am I?

What goes on and on and has an I in the middle?

Name one meal you can never eat for breakfast?

There is a man who is a conductor on a train. He runs someone over so the conductor gets sentenced to death. He goes to an electric chair, the people that work there say, "it's your last day to live, what would you like to eat?" The man replies peanut butter and cereal, they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day he gets sent to a 10 times better electric chair there they say what would you like to eat and he says peanut butter and cereal, he eats the peanut butter and cereal, and they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day he gets sent to Alcatraz, they say what do you want to eat and he says peanut butter and cereal, they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day they send him to the best electric chair in the world they say what would you like to eat? He replies peanut butter and cereal, he eats a peanut butter and cereal, and they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens, they say why aren't you getting electrocuted? And the conductor says?

I am a food that explodes. But long before I explode, I am already dead. I can be small, I can be big, and I can be fragrant. My name is literal. What am I?

A brainteaser involving what looks like some simple math with McDonald's burgers and fries has left people starving for the correct answer. Can you solve this McDonalds riddle?

Can you solve this visual word puzzle?

What did the coronavirus parent make their kids for lunch?

Remove the outside. Cook the inside. Eat the outside. Throw away the inside. What is it?

I go to McDonalds, I order food, my food cost less than $20, I hand them $20, I got my food, drink, dessert, and receipt. What did I forget?

Why did the doughnut makers finally close their shop?

What is Santa Claus' favorite sandwich?

What type of cheese is made backwards?

What do you call a nervous zucchini?

You stay alone and you are sleeping in your bedroom. Your parents ring your doorbell as they have come to have breakfast with you. You have milk, bread, honey, jam and cornflakes in your house. What is the first thing you will open?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Food Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.



5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.



6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.



7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.



8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.



9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.



10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!